I was in the kichen in my aparment reading the weekly newspaper. The rent was becoming more expensive and I really needed a job to get quick cash. All of the jobs on there were all jobs that required social interaction; Fastfood worker, babysitter, security guard. Wait a minute, a security guard?

The ad was a job open for a security guard at a place called Rad's Roller Rink. The picture on the side was a black and white bunny, and the words on the right of it read:

HELP WANTED

Rad's Roller Rink

Family friendly roller rink looking for security guard to work the nightshift.

12 AM to 6 AM.

Monitor cameras, ensure safety of equipment and animatronic characters.

Not responsible for but not limited to; injury/dismemberment/death

$ 120.60 a week

To apply call: 1-800-RAD-TIME

W-what? Death? How can I even die in a family friendly place? Or even dismemberment? Just the thought of it made me sweat bullets, but I quickly realized it was just a legal buiness thing, and I really needed the rent money. Taking care of equipment could not be so hard, could it? I picked up the phone, dialed the number, and waited for someone to answer the phone.

" Hello?" a man said.

" Umm...Hi?" I-is this Rad's Roller Rink? " I asked, my face turing red.

" Yes it is. Are you applying for the open job for the security guard? "

" Oh, of course. Do I have to set up an interview? I am really hardworking, and I would not even fall alseep on the job and - "

" Whoa, slow down ma'am, no one else has applied, but you." the man cut me off. " So, if you are ready, you can start tonight."

I was so relived. I thought they would have a handful of people applying and had to set up interviews. And I HATED interviews. " Wow, that is amazing... Thank you." I replied poiletly.

" Perfect! " the man said. He sounded all too happy to have someone to sign up for the job. " Come at 11:30 tonight so I can give you a tour of the place. It is at the far end of town , near the national forest. Okay, see you tonight! "

" Okay, goodbye. " I said, hanging up. I was so happy to get the job, but I had a feeling Rad's Roller Rink is much darker behind their fun and cheery surface...