HEY-O! This is my first Oneshot, and I just HAD to make it about Paul. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER - I DON'T OWN POKEMON, BUT I WISH I DID--ALL I OWN IS POOR, MESSED UP LILY
Paul Gets A Puppy
Paul had been going through the mail his fangirls send him. //By going through, I mean shredding// But in his mail-bag, he found a box. 'How the hell am I going to shred a box?' Paul thought. Suddenly, the box began to move!
"Holy s***" Paul yelled as he fell back in his chair. "Might as well see what's inside, since it seems to be restless"
Paul slowly removed the packaging tape and opened the box. Inside was an odd, furry, four-legged creature. Paul stared at it in awe. 'What...is...this.' Paul then found a letter inside the box:
Dear Awsome Paul,
I LOVE YOU!! Please take this puppy as a gift of my love. His name is Noodles and he's a golden retriever. I don't think you'll need any help with food. He'll eat anything. He's a little nippy, and likes to bite. So watch your fingers! LOVE YOU! BYE!
Sincerely,
Nameless Girl from Memphis
Paul stared blankly at the note. 'Is this chic DIMENTED!? What the hell is a puppy? And a golden retriever? And WHERE THE F*** IS MEMPHIS!?' Paul searched his mind for any memory of these terms, but found nothing. He ran to the video phone //he's in a Pokemon Center// and called his brother. After a few rings, Reggie answered on the other end.
"Hey, 'lil bro! What's up? Do you know how long it's been since you called? Are you eating well? You look skinny. Got a girlfriend yet? I bet you do! It's Dawn, isn't it? ..."
Paul sighed as his older brother went on and on. 'I swear he sounds just like mom.' Paul let Reggie talk a little more before speaking.
"Uhh, Reggie?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"What's a golden retriever puppy?"
"Wha-?"
And where's Memphis?"
Oh, umm...well, all those things you said don't exist where we are."
Paul looked at him sternly. "What do you mean, 'Where we are'? WHERE are WE!?"
Reggie tried to explain in the calmest ways possible. "Well, you see..."
~~~~~~~~~~One explaination about different dimensions later~~~~~~~~~~
Paul was speechless.
Reggie let out a sigh. "Do you understand now? That puppy isn't from our universe. And Memphis is a place 'on the other side'."
Paul didn't do anything. Silence filled the conversation.
"Umm, okay, Paul." Reggie said. "Take care of that puppy, and I'm gonna go now." He waited for a responce.
Nothing.
"Well, okay, take care." He waited again. Ater more silence he finally finished. "Umm, goodbye then." And with that, the video phone shut off.
Paul didn't move for a few more minutes, attracting attention from others in the room. Several made comments like:
"Is he breathing?"
And:
"I hope he's okay."
And aslo:
"Ah, let the little emo kid be."
After a few more minutes and severaly patronizing comments later, Paul made his way into his room. When he entered, he quickly closed the door. He sat on the ground, still in utter shock from the little 'talk' he had with Reggie. This was almost as bad as the time Reggie explained 'the Starly and the Combee'. Paul went into shock for days!
He stood up and looked inside the box. The little 'puppy' looked up at him with, well, puppy-dog eyes. He picked it up and stared it straight in the eye, Paul still not cracking under the pressure of the puppy-dog look.
"...Noodles..."
The dog barked happily in responce to it's name.
Paul brought out a piece of meat from his pocket. //Paul NEVER goes out without a piece of meat!//
He put the puppy down on the table and dangled the meat in front of it.
The puppy's soft eyes instantly turned vicious. It attacked the meat as if it's life depended on it.
Paul watched the dog maul it's 'prey'. He smirked.
"Hn. I guess you might be an asset to me after all. But I'm changing you name. 'Noodles' sounds gay."
Paul thought for a moment, then said "Death. You're name is Death."
The dog snarled as if saying, 'Death! Death! Me name is Death!'.
Paul smirked. "Good boy."
And that's the story of Paul and his puppy! YAY! Review! Or 'Death' will come and get you! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!