AN: Hello it's me again. First DGM Fanfiction here. Just keep in mind that I'm not suppose to elaborate too much on character (erm, sort of) because it's not supposed to be serious one-shot-y stuff. SPOILER WARNING!

And some information: This particular part is after the manga filler with the Komurin D virus. When Lenalee's hair has grown a bit. And Kanda and Lavi have already been chibified before.

No pairings!

Chapter 1: Lenalee's Birthday Part1

Summary: It's a normal day at the Black Order HQ but...It's Lenalee's Birthday! Wait...that isn't normal...

"Doo doo doo doo!I-must-find-Lenaleeee!" Komui half-pranced, half-danced across the corridor. He was so distracted and excited he nearly ran straight into Lavi on his way to get more coffee.

Lavi swiftly dodged aside and set Komui straight, grabbing him on the shoulders, "Ah Komui! Looking for Lenalee? Sorry. She told me she was going to town today," he grinned apologetically, "It's her birthday right?" He grinned again, showing a burst of pure white teeth.

Komui paused to think for a moment...and evil grinned. Lavi scratched the back of his head self-consciously.

"Now to find Allen-kkkuuunn!" Komui sang as he dragged Lavi along the floor by his scarf.

"Hey-WAIT Komui!

(Operation Catch Allen...?

As usual, since it was breakfast time, Allen was down at the cafeteria gulping down wonderous amounts of food in that stomach of his.

He spotted Komui dragging a struggling Lavi by the scarf towards him.

"Alleen-kkkuuunnn!" Komui sang, "It's Lenalee-chan's birthday! Come help me find a present for her!"

"…" Allen looked down at the floor and turned a faint shade of pink.

"Allllriiiighhht! Let's goooo!"Komui grabbed Allen's shirt collar and dragged him along with Lavi. Now for Kanda-kun! he grinned evilly and fingered a small bottle in his coat pocket.

Chibi-shrink-o-potion. Allen gulped at the sight of it.

(Operation Catch Kanda...?

Kanda Yu panted as beads of sweat trickled down his face. He was in the training room, honing his skills on the wooden dummies there. Lightning quick, he ran Mugen through the last standing dummy. He was about to sit down when he spotted Komui dragging Lavi and Allen towards him, stomping and singing along the way.

"What, Komui? And what are you doing over here, Moyashi, Baka Usagi?" he asked menacingly.

"Kanda!"they pleaded,"Save us!"

"Che!" he responded, reaching for Mugen.

Heeheehee! Komui cackled mentally. He reached into his coat pocket...and threw the potion.

...CRASH! SHATTER...

Coming out of the smoke astounded, Kanda held out his hands in front of him. He dashed to look at his reflection on the window.

I'm...chibified? Kanda thought, astounded.

"Oh not again! Komui...you bast-WHA!" he was interrupted by a grab at the neck of his now huge shirt and was lifted up into the air. Komui held him to about chin height.

"Heeheehee! Now, Kanda-kun, I'll give you two choices..." Komui held up two fingers, "Help me with Lenalee's gift or stay like that! Don't worry, I'll lend you some of Bookman's spare clothes!" he sang cheerfully, letting Kanda down and showing him the spare clothes.

Keeping a straight, pissed-off expression on the outside, Kanda sighed and grumbled mentally. He had already gotten a gift for Lenalee (a suggestion from Lavi) and so had the Moyashi and the Baka Usagi. He had gotten her a set of beautiful butterfly hairpins and hair ties.

"Get out so I can change,"Kanda said, finally.

Allen and Lavi broke free of Komui's grip.

"Komui!" Lavi exclaimed, "What's going on?" He attempted a "pouteful" expression and "tsk"ed.

"GET OUT! ALL OF YOU!" Kanda literally kicked Lavi, Allen and Komui out of the room, veins popping all over his enraged face.

Outside, Lavi and Allen recovered quite quickly as Komui checked his pockets for his remaining chibi-shrink-o-potions. He turned his back on them for a minute and fingered the potions again.

"We're not going anywhere until you explain what's going on, Komui!" Lavi put on a "cute", pissed-off expression. Allen stood there, silent.

"We're going to find a present for my darling sister Lenaleeeee-chan!" Komui clapsed his hands together and twirled around, with pink cheeks and glittering eyes.

Lavi sighed and slammed the palm of his hand on his face. The door burst open suddenly before they could protest, revealing a certain chibi Kanda in Bookman's spare robes. A light bulb lit up over Lavi's head. He skipped joyfully towards Kanda, a childish grin on his face.

"Oh! Yuu-chan is so cute! "Lavi pouted, leaning forwards to gaze at chibi Kanda.

And...Kanda's foot connected with Lavi's nose. Hard.

"Shut up!" a pissed chibi Kanda yelled, more veins popping over his face, as blood splurted out of Lavi's nose, "Now where the hell is Mugen?"

Lavi chuckled childishly, showing Kanda the katana he had taken away.

"You—RABBIT! But I have THIS!" he replied as he raised the hammer, "Eh? Aaa-"

The redheaded Exorcist chased Kanda with the katana, his eyes gleaming.

"Behave, you children!" Komui suddenly yelled and grabbed his remaining chibi potions and threw them at Allen and Lavi.

Coughing out of the smoke, chibi Allen and chibi Lavi appeared. The mad-scientist handed them spare clothes and sang, "I'll be taking these!" and took away the hammer and katana.

After they changed into the spare clothes (Lavi thought Bookman would be clotheless after this many clothes taken from him, the idiot), Komui dragged them all by the hand (Lavi had to hold onto Kanda) towards town. Chibi Allen sighed as he was dragged off, watching Lavi and Kanda bicker at each other.

This was going to be a long day.

AN: I have written out part 2 and 3. I need to type them. Might take a while. Hope you enjoyed. Review please, Kazuki