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A/N: A drabble challenge written at the prompting of Rickmanlover24601
Hermione Granger-Snape
Professor & Mrs. Severus Snape
Hermione Jean Snape
Mrs. Severus Snape
It was right there on the desk. On a strange square of garishly yellow paper, at that. There was a new quill sitting on the desk as well; it seemed as though its owner had decided to give it a trial run, as it were.
All those variations on her name. Variations that didn't actually exist.
What did one do in a situation like this?
Hermione turned as she heard his footsteps coming from the bedroom.
"Severus?" she asked, holding up the note so he could see.
Then he did the most remarkable thing. His face went white, then slowly suffused with pink. Severus Snape was actually blushing.
"Erm...well...I suppose there's something I've been wanting to ask you."
A/N#2: This came about when I found the fountain pen I'd got last Easter buried on my desk. After I got it working again, I promptly spent a good half-hour (of very productive work time) practicing Snape's signature. On a Post-It. Then I took a picture, sent it to Rickmanlover24601, and she insisted I write a fic. So there you go. Hope you enjoyed!