Alright readers! This is my new project! I am trying to work through a very bad writers block, and lack of inspiration. This is based off of the list on my profile, "things I am not Allowed to do at Hogwarts" I know, I know this have been done before, but I'm going to do it! I'm going to do some one-shots until I find inspiration for a full length and for continuing my other stories.
*This is where you come in! I'm asking for challenges! Challenge me and I may or may not write you a one-shot! Romantic pairings will only be the ones listed in my profile! PM me your challenge please!*
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter! I don't own the list that this is based off of! I'm just playing with these things for a while!
Things I am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts
The Giant squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
Fred was taking Angelina to the Yule Ball, so who was George going to take? Truthfully, he had a huge crush on Angelina, but he had yet to tell anyone, not even his twin. He supposed it was the only downside of having so much in common with each other, and spending practically every minute together. He should have known that they would end up liking the same girl. At least Fred will have a good time, George had spent so much time trying to get a minute with her to ask her, but the only time they'd have together was when they were surrounded by hundreds of people, all wanting their attention. But George couldn't blame them, who wouldn't want to associate with funny and good looking twins and a very attractive girl.
But, back to the situation at hand, George had no date to the Yule Ball, and all of the girls were taken. Why were there an uneven number of boys and girls at Hogwarts? Why? George needed to play it cool, it didn't really bother him that he was the only person left without a date, by the end of the night, there would be hundreds of girls who want to ditch their dates, and he would take it from there. But for now he had to play it like him not having a date was all part of a bigger plan, a chance o make people laugh should always be taken, and his brother agreed.
They had to decide how to play this prank. There was a list for seating arrangements going around and George needed to put something down to sit next to him. They threw ideas of dates at each other for the better portion of the next 7 hours or so. They had thought of asking one of the nicer centaurs, a hippogriff, the whomping willow, and even Mrs. Norris, but she was going with Filtch, that and she was an evil cat. They would all have been good choices, but they felt that they could do so much better than that so they decided to take a walk to see if they could come up with the most suitable date for George.
They had travelled from the Gryffindor Tower to the Slytherin Dungeons, from the Astronomy Tower to the Great Hall, from the Girls Bathroom to the Boys Bathroom, and yet they still had no luck. They had nearly settled for Moaning Myrtle, but she started crying and flooding the bathroom because they refused to let her come back to their room after wards. As they ran away, they found themselves walking around the Black Lake. They decided to sit and rest for a few. They took off their shoes and socks and they put their feet into the water, and they pulled crackers from their pockets that were left over from their latest kitchen raid, and started to feed the giant squid.
Fred and George both had the same genius idea at the same time. It wasn't unusual for this to happen, great minds did think alike. They both knew who George was going to take to the Yule Ball, it was the perfect date. His date would be impossible to actually take to the prom, but they would try their hardest to get it there. They didn't know what the professors would say to them, but truthfully, they didn't really care. If they said that George's date couldn't go to the ball, then they would riot! The Giant Squid was going to the Yule Ball!
Fred and George were talking to some of their many friends and up came the topic if who George was going to take to the Yule Ball. They thought that he was going to the Yule Ball by himself, so the twins corrected their misinformed friends. They told the group that George would have a date to the ball, and that date would be Martha, the Giant Squid of the Black Lake. Everyone was amused by George's date, and eventually everyone knew who the single twin was going with, even the teachers.
At breakfast the next day, Professor McGonagall came up to the two boys. She gave them a stern look before setting the boys straight. The Giant Squid was not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
-The End-
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