Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious nor do I own Whistle Down The Wind.


Pressent Day

Swallow was pissed off and Jade could tell that. She and Swallow had been best friends since they were little girls.

"What's wrong," Jade asked

"AMOS IS SUCH A JACKASS," Swallow yelled, "I swear just because men are born with a dick doesn't mean they have to BE a dick"

Jade laughed.

"I LOVE THAT LINE," she said, "Can I borrow it?"

Swallow sighed.

"It's all yours," she said, "Amos is mad about the fact that I'm dating Joshua and he has been picking on Robin. Today he actually made her cry with what he said"

Robin (or brat as her nickname was) was Swallow's younger sister. Joshua is 'the man' and he and Swallow had been dating for a couple of months now. Amos had a crush on Swallow and was less than happy about the fact that she was no longer available. He would never pick on Poor Baby, Swallow's younger brother. Poor Baby was a boy and Amos was different with boys. He treated girls like property.

"He has to start acting respectful," Jade snapped, "Doesn't he understand that?"