Kill the director, a home and away fanfic

For my sake, Kill the director!

Disclaimer: If I owned the The Wombats' song, Kill the Director or Dex, April or Xave from Home and away, I would be awsome. As it is... Lets just leave it there.

I've met someone that makes me feel sea-sick

Oh, what a skill to have, what a skill to have so many skills that make her distinctive

But they're not mine to have

No. they're not mine to have

Dexter Walker stared down the beach sighing as he saw Xavier and April, walking across the sands. She made him feel funny every time he saw her. His heart sort of went giddy. And then he saw Xavier. She wasn't his.

When ever she looks I read the nearest paper

Though I don't care about the soaps

No, I don't care about the soaps

Though I'm acting like I'm in an Eastenders episode

He went out of his way to avoid talking to her. If he did he might end up telling her. She was happy and that's the way it should stay.

If this is a rom-com, Kill the director

Please

It was like a bad movie. But in movies, the guy always got the girl. Somehow he doubted this would happen. He was nothing like Xave. He was the odd one out. April looked at and saw a friend. Only a friend.

Carrots help her see much better in the dark

Don't talk to girls

They'll break your heart

This is my head and this is my spout

If they work together they can't figure anything out

So with the angst of a teenage band

Here's another song about a gender I'll never undestand

Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand

Dex was beginning to think the fates were trying to tell him something. Girls hated him. He should just give up on relationships completly. Why even bother if you're just going to get shot-down? Yet still, he couldn't help but long for her. It was really bad irony.

If this is a rom-com, Kill the director

Please

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget

This is no Bridget Jones

This is no Bridget Bridget Jones

What a mess.

Aw, I love Dex/April! Die Xavier! Let them drink angsty milkshakes together! Poor Dex. I should stop listening to The Wombats. But I won't. See you!