Une day, aVERFY Hawthorneer wuz wu7lking thurough da woods in Mindle Eart. Tese wodse we're neer RIVdel. Averrrry was the besetest and most perf lef in alllllll da lanyd.
Da momnt he swaggreded toin Ruivdal llall the ulves (Autors Nurt: evn da men he dat sexaay lol) boweed down liek eh es el lord satan lol nah jesus.
Bcuz Vry just be cool lyk dat and he waz sun crownede de knig of LLA MIRDLE THEARTS.
Dem gurls bee liek "he be so much coolker dan dat leggy dude" nd so it was that Avery was the most reknowned and reverrexd m4eenn in de world den it was tiem 3 pcikil hiz waifu to be kawaii and sturf w/ him and Herr nam was ARVINN. (s/n: curz like she relized Aragon was so studpud like what up wit dat dragon :DDD) ami rite?)
R && Rev pls, tless us if you liek it WE KOW U DOOOO
also this is mah frist fanficshun so don't hat lawl