one is one and all alone
Childhood crushes
On o l d e r women
Are the most potent
And the most d e a d l y
.
But you're not a
little baby
Are you, darling?
.
You're all
GROWN UP
[pfft, yeah right!]
.
Because grown-ups
Are so mature and all
They know better
.
But you don't
You're still a child
And terribly immature
.
Because mature people
Know better than to have a
c-r-u-s-h
On their girlfriend's mother
.
It's because she's like Lily
It's because she's like Lily
It's because she's like Lily
!STOP LYING!
.
You just love her for being that
Just·Her
.
And it's d e a d l y
Like a slithering
S…A…E
N…K
[but worse, far worse]
.
Lily [remember your girlfriend?]
She's a snake
Deadly, fast, poisonous, preying
.
But G - her
she's a lion
[well, technically]
[because she acts more like a kitty-kat]
.
And she doesn't need you
Happy marriage pretty ring lovely children
Stop trying to u n p i ck
that perfect tapestry
.
And for Merlin's sake
NEVER
tell Lily about all those posters
Do you want to be tortured by Bat-Bogies?
.
It's wrong and terrible and sinful
To think of her like that
Dream of her like that
.
But you're just a little boy
Powerless under her [not deliberate] power
Red hair brown eyes freckled skin
.
Other boys [you call 'em friends]
Say those words
[Phwoar! Hot! Sexy! MILF!]
But don't mean them
.
But you never say them
You would never undermine her
In that way
.
You just love her
From behind your
S
H…D
I … L
E
Of books and magical creatures
.
And then
[attack of the Bat-Bogies!]
you f i n a l l y break up with Lily
['bout time, darling]
.
Because
Mousey hair
Was never made to match with red
And
Grey eyes
Were never made to match with brown
.
And all the 'soulmate' claptrap?
[missing puzzle piece made to match]
It applies here
But [how unfortunate] only for you
.
She never has and never will look at you
You're just a kid in her eyes
She loves her husband
[thank god you broke up with Lily]
.
Can you imagine being jealous of your father-in-law?
But you see their easy ohsocasual intimacy
And you should rightly be there
Kissing her lips and putting an arm around her waist
.
Just stop dreaming, darling
NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
Guess what? I invented this pairing! :D
Apologies if it weirded you out.
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