Chapter 1
CHAPTER ONE
(intro chapter)
My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I am a male nurse. Yeah, I know, it's girly and all. But I like helping people and having this job, and the hospital I'm working at is amazing. Full of nice staff and it's easy to get around. We have our weird patient moments, though.
I looked lazily to the white doors when I heard a male voice. Hopefully he's not coming out and I'll be left alone to write some damn woman's prescription. I really didn't want to be bothered right now! God, Its Neji. God damnit he's coming over.
"Naruto," Neji walked out of the doctor's lounge and smiled at me "How are you?"
I groaned and replied a tiny weak "Fine." He always bothered me when I thought I was safe.
He smiled even more and strode towards me "You know when your break is here we can go get some coffee." I went to interrupt and he quickly said "I know you like Mock's."
Oh great, he was stalking me there, too. I wasn't allowed at Walkmart or Timmies because the employees said the man watching me so intensely was 'upsetting the customers'.
"I'm working."
"Fine," He said, rejected (I loved it) "Maybe when you're off work…?"
I didn't bother telling him about my night shift I had tonight. The night shifts were the hardest on days, but I needed extra money so I took all the work I could get. I never had plans, anyways, with all the people who wanted to party all night. I wasn't into the 'get high, drunk, and fuck strangers' when I had bills to pay.
"Bye, Neji." I waved to him and returned writing the pills she needed. Her name was Karen and she had come here before. I remember her being creepy, talking about a doctor who banned her at the hospital at the city over. She drugged his tea and tried to have sex with him so she could 'bear his children'. I was used to the mentally handicaps like her though, but she seriously needed to get checked for mental disorders.
After I was done with writing prescriptions and scheduling appointments, I was bored. It was a Wednesday, which was a slow for us. Full of writing and sending, and people who wanted to see if the weird growth on their back was slowly killing them, and I would say "No, that's a mole," and go on with my day.
Weird things happened at night. I didn't like taking the shifts, but I put up with it, being cautious about whatever and whoever came through the doors. There were many stories. Stories that would make you cringe and say 'not true', but they are. I witnessed one once, and it was disturbing…. Usually the people who came through had minor things, like a woman who 'sat' on her vibrating cell phone.
"Still working?"
I looked to see Hinata, another nurse, walking towards me with blankets in her hands. She usually took the laundry room downstairs, and was damn good at making fluffy sheets.
"Night shift."
"Really? … Good luck." She scurried off to the elevator, giving me a small wave. Who had the time?
I nodded towards Hinata and sprawled on my chair, glancing at the door. It was 6:00PM and I was to leave at 2:00AM, leaving me vulnerable to the horrors that are patients. Sakura, a nurse, told me that the first night she stayed here, someone came in with a tree in their lungs. I didn't like believing these stories, but Ino, an awesome story teller, told me her stories.
Ino stayed here when the sun was down, and left in the middle of the day. She didn't know how she stood up with the weird things that happened in here, but she always had a hell of a story when she told us events-
"Mr. Uchiha, this is the lobby. This is… Nurse Uzumaki." I heard Ralph scoff at me and I chuckled. He was the supervisor and kept a watchful eye on us; acting like his job was the most important. We always left snakes in the sheets of his, if you get what I mean.
"Hn." A black haired man stood around, scanning the area at incredible speed. After five seconds he looked like he knew the place. He was very attractive, too!
I felt my cheeks flush a bit and I said "Hi, I'm Naruto."
Mr. Uchiha scoffed, not looking in my direction and looked at the doors. I saw an eyebrow rise at the pancake that stuck at the ceiling, a foot away from the door; now, that was a story for a different time. But right now I had to find out who he was.
"I-I'm Naruto Uzumaki," I repeated "Who are you? If you mind me asking..."
Coughing, I narrowed my eyes at the rude man. Mr. Uchiha stared at me, his gaze locking in all my features. For a split second I thought I saw his eyes dilate slightly, showing either an attraction of disgust(*). Right now I didn't need another man chasing me down like a hunting dog *cough* Neji *cough*.
"Sasuke Uchiha." He scanned my face once more "New doctor."
I laughed and smiled brightly "Awesome. We need more normal doctors."
He raised his eyebrows at this and I didn't bother telling him that we had crazy, racist, sexual, and other weird people who worked here. We used to store them in the laundry room but then they just HAD to have PhD's. Damn doctors crawling from the basement.
"We don't really have time for twats like Naruto Uzumaki, Uchiha-san." Ralph scoffed once more.
And they left. Well, I think they left, because a little bit of Ralph stayed behind when I sucker punched him.
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A/N:
Any questions? No? Good, because you can wait for them to be answered. Most people ask pretty ridiculous questions on here. Naruto is a prankster in the hospital, and Sasuke's the new doctor. I'm making a separate story where Naruto is a nurse, and Gaara is a patient. God, I love GaaNaru! 3
But if you really want a question answered, read ahead a bit then review! Some people just skip around, but it really boosts the author and urges to make them write better, longer, and more stories.