Link's inbox
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Link's inbox
You have got 25 messages
"Oh maaan... well, let's read these babies."
1. From PrincessofHyrule: Link, send a helicopter down to Gerudo Desert, I'm kinda stuck...
2. From OneWingedAngel: Yo-yo-yo my long eared pal, it's Sephy. Tell my cousin Vaati that that girl he fancies, you know, Sherlotta is pregnant and he's the daddy.
3. From Link's_eternal_Twilit_lover: Hey babe, guess what! I've got a fan forum and OHMYGOD there's porn here...
4. From KingofShadow: Link, your girlfriend just fainted and you should get on MFF man, there's porn yay!
5. From I'maDarkLink: LINK YOU ARE DEAD MAN! I'm getting glomped by Ruto; you know the one YOU are engaged to.
6. From IWANTTORAPEYOU: I WANT TO RAPE YOU!
7. From I_Can_Make_Crystals: Link, tell Vaati he's going to be a daddy.
8. From Link's_eternal_Twilit_lover: Ignore that message from Zant please, thank you.
9. From I_love_Link: Link, I LOVE YOUUU! I'm Ilia by the way.
10. From Horsey: Link, can you get Epona away from Ilia or I'll kill you.
11. From I'm_going_to_annoy_you: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!
12. From Purple_Picori: LINK I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY! HELP!!!!
13. From Kokiri-gurly: Link, get your ass down here now.
14. From I-Must-Have-Treasure: Link, can I use that Fused Shadow thing? I like it.
15. From PrincessofHyrule: Liiink, please! I'll die!
16. From Zora_Ruto_kid: Link, we're through. Darky is so much nicer!
17. From I'maDarkLink: Link, I hate your guts now...
18. From Mario: I just saved Zelda, be happy.
19. From Dark-Lord: I pwned Mario and kidnapped Zelda, Muahaha!
20. From OutsetAryll: Link, granny went into an old persons home so I'm coming to live with you.
21. From The-King: MAH BOI! I wander what's for dinner?
22. From PrincessofHyrule: Ganon just kidnapped me.
23. From Strife: Mah hair is still awesome!
24. From Link's_eternal_Twilit_lover: I love you cutie, want dinner at mine 10:00 pm Saturday?
25. From XEmoMidnaX: Link, gimme Midna's e-mail please. Vaati's going to be a daddy? Awww!
"Uhhh..."
Reviews will make Link get off his ass and reply.