Anyone else wondering how some of the TKC characters would react to certain things? Well, I did, and to prove how much I wanted it to happen, I kidnapped several characters to hear it from them!

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THE STUDIO AUDIENCE CLAPS AS MISS SADIE KANE STEPS ONTO THE STAGE AND TAKES A SEAT.

"Bloody brilliant…" She muttered, squinting into the bright light.

I grinned and pulled out my 'Stage Mike' and said, "Sadie Kane, are you ready for a few questions?"

"What kind of question is that?" She yelled, "I was trying to relax on the terrace and I get kidnapped by a loony middle schooler and you ask me if I want to play a question game?"

I pondered this and replied, "I'll take that as a yes!"

Pulling out a white index card, I cleared my throat, "Question Number One…"

Which do you like better? SadiexAnubis (Sanubis) or SadiexWalt (Salt)?

Sadie wrinkled her nose, "Why, Sanubis, of course! SadiexWalt equals SALT for Ra's sake! Salt is unhealthy and…well…salty! Anyway, who said I even liked Walt? Plus, Anubis is waaaay better looking than Walt! No offence to Walt or anything…" She exploded angrily.

The Salt part of the audience ran out of the studio, crying, and the Sanubis part started cheering and whooping and causing a ruckus… Ruckus is such a funny word!

I spoke into my mike again, "Now that you've answered that question, let's hear what the people connected to it have to say about your answer!"

Sadie paled, "You don't mean…"

"Yes! Anubis and Walt have been in the studio the whole time!" I waved a remote control and pressed a big red button. A section of the wall folded down revealing the two guys.

Walt trembled from head to toe, stifling tears. Anubis grinned triumphantly and gave me the thumbs up sign.

"So, Walt, what did you think of Sadie's answer?" I asked happily.

He sniffed, "I-I-I…" rather than answering my question, he broke down crying and ran out of the studio.

"Okay…Anubis, what did you think of Sadie's answer?" I asked, turning to the god.

"Well, I have to say I'm slightly happy…" he said slowly, but the huge grin on his face sort of gave it away.

I leaned in to the mike, "Aww, c'mon, just slightly happy?"

"Okay, really happy. I mean, that guy kept toying with her feelings! He's about to die anyway." He shrugged.

Sadie was blushing and gripping the stool that she was sitting on, "Please tell me that's it you little creep." She growled through gritted teeth.

"Well, I said a few questions…but, I guess you can go!" I pressed another button on my remote and Anubis teleported off and Sadie was flung out the ceiling by one of those springs used in cartoons.

"Let's bring in Contestant Number Two!" I called behind me.

THE STUDIO AUDIENCE CLAPS AS MISTER CARTER KANE STEPS ONTO THE STAGE AND TAKES A SEAT.

"Umm, hello." He waved nervously at me, "What am I doing here?"

I didn't answer him, "Carter Kane, are you ready for a few questions?"

He shifted uncomfortably, "I guess…wait, and how do you know my name?"

"Classified information!" I yelled, causing him to clap his hands over his ears.

I pulled out another index card, "Question Number One…"

Are you sure you fell in love with Zia and not her shabti?

He frowned, "Of course I'm sure! I can't love clay! Sure, I may know her shabti better, but that doesn't mean anything!"

The Zarter fans all went, "Awww!" simultaneously and I silenced them.

"Are you ready to hear what the people connected to that question have to say about your answer?" I asked, readying my remote.

He looked confused, "How can you bring in a shabti that-"

I pressed the button quickly and watched his expression as Zia and the shabti were revealed. The crowd tilted their heads in confusion, unable to figure out which one was the real Zia. They all shrugged and guessed she was the one that was jumping up and down happily.

"So, Shabti, what did you think of Carter's answer?" I asked, leaning back in my comfy director's chair.

She sniffed, "I think he should like me because we talked more!" she cried, and then she jumped up, "You can too love clay, Carter!"

Before she could go any further, I pressed another button and she got eaten by a rabid pack of monkeys, "Anyway, what did you think of it, Zia?"

Zia twirled her hair in her hand, "Awww, Carter that was really sweet!"

I rolled my eyes, "Awww, I don't care!" I pressed yet ANOTHER button and Zia was 'escorted' away by angry wolf-men.

I sighed, "I love my job!" I said, then I pressed yet another-other button and Carter got trampled by a herd of hungry elephants.

"Bring in Contestant Number Three!" I called behind me again.

When no one came out, I frowned, "I said, bring in Contestant Number Three!"

My accountant/informant, Izaya, came up to me, "There is no Contestant Number Three…" he said, flicking out his switchblade.

I growled, "What? No more contestants? Well that's no fun!"

He shrugged, "Sorry, Tay (not really). The show's over anyway, everyone left about ten minutes ago."

"Oh." I said, looking down at my Converse, "Okay then. Let's do this some other time!" I exclaimed before skipping out the open door.

Izaya got to work shutting everything down for me, but he saw something blinking on my computer monitor. Looking around, he inched closer to the screen. It said:

I saw the show. Why not continue it? I'll watch, and after every episode, I'll evaluate the day. For example… today was a 7/10. Walt and Anubis could've fought, or something. Zia and the Shabti could've had a catfight. Make things interesting. I'll be watching.

~C00K13 QU33N

Izaya shook his head, "Nutter…" he mumbled, deleting the message.

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This is sorta like The Game Show of Love, but not all questions have to be love-related. Heck, you could ask Philip a question! Yup, you guys are now in control of the questions!