WARNING: PURE CRACK PAIRINGS EXCEPT ONE THOUGH I THINK ITS CRACK TOO IDK BECAUSE I WAS CHOOSING WITH A PAPER A PENCIL AND EYES CLOSED.
BEWARE FOR IT SUCKS
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Hungary plopped down her bed and stacked the diaries beside her. MISSION SUCCESS! She got the diary on top and opened it just to see it belongs to Ludwig. "Hmm.. he writes diaries too?" She quickly scanned the pages and began to smirk. It was full of Italy this Italy that Italy this and that. She was starting to daydream about GerIta and already knew who it was anyway until she read this:
Dear diary,
Today was another world meeting gone wrong everyone was scattered yelling, cursing and strangling each other. I had sore throat that day so I couldn't stop them. I sat down my chair. This will be a long day. I looked around the table and saw China surprisingly not fighting with anyone. While I was looking at him I felt something weird, it makes my tummy flip I mean he looks the same: beautiful long, soft black hair , magnificent brown ey-
WTF? Hungary looked in pure horror.
CHINA, CHINA FOR FUDGE'S SAKE!
That fact just ruined all of her GerIta fantasies. (try imagining her looking horrified and a picture of GerIta in the background breaking) She quickly dropped the book and looked at the next diary which was ironically Japan's. Hmm… This should be interesting. She quickly scanned it and was again horrified.
Dear Diary-san,
Today, I went to Paris to sight see. ("HOLD UP HE WENT TO FRANCE WITHOUT ME?!") I was completely lost until I saw France-san. He probably saw me too because he went up to me so I told him I was lost and he offered me a tour. While he was touring me he looked different, well he still looks like himself I mean he looked normal unlike his perverted face and to tell you the truth he almost looked handsome and when he looked at me curiously I flushed deep red-
HOLD UP
FRANCE? SHE SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING FROM THE PARIS PART BUT WHAT THE- THIS RUINED ALL HER GIRIPAN FANTASIES!
(imagine her again looking completely horrified, a Giripan picture broken behind her.)
Ugh she couldn't take more of this but she HAS to. She sighed and got the third diary and opened it. It was Italy's. She hoped it would at least make her happy even though it would be only one-sided. At least there was a chance! She quickly read it and was horrified AGAIN:
Dear diary ve~
Buongiorno diary~ it's me Italy ve~ today is Christmas! I'm so excited I wonder what present Santa will give me today?
'OH SHEET I THINK I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.' Hungary thought.
I waited for Santa to come and he sure did ve~! I ran to him and he happily gave the present to me. I smiled back at him and opened my eyes to properly say thank you then a beautiful sight met me Fin-
"THAT IS IT I GIIIIIIIIIVE UP!" Hungary flailed her arms and dropped the diary she moped at the corner of her room but stood up again as she regained determination. "I mean there are still a lot of countries out there!" She quickly got the fourth one it was Romano's. She smiled. She seriously knew who it was but again her fantasies were ruined:
Dear diary,
I still have no fucking idea why I'm updating you but whatever. It's the burger-bastard's birthday today an- I was there okay! I came because I was invited that's all! It's not like I cam there because I wanted to see someone there or anything….. ok maybe I did but- ah shut up….even though you're a thing! I was roaming around the party then saw him. I won't tell who it is guess yourself dammit! Ugh fine here are clues, 1) he is a nordi-
WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
NORDIIIIIIIC?!
"I AM PRETTY SURE SPAIN IS NOT A NORDIC!"
-c and 2) he is located above potato bastard, below Norway and Sweden. I WON'T TELL LOOK IN THE FUDGING MAP DIARY!
Hungary got a map and was horrified. (again imagine her horrified a picture of Denmark and Romano together happy) IT WAS DENMAAAAAAARK! AND SHE SUPPORTED DENNOR TOO! She again abandoned the poor diary and got the next one. Seriously when would a diary that will make all her wishes come true appear? She opened it. It was Spain's. Man she really hopes this would say Romano but again that thought was crushed to the ground as she freaked out full on:
Dear diary,
Hola~ This is Spain. Today the world meeting was held in Norway but it wouldn't be till later so I went strolling around too bad mi tomatito didn't want to come he said he was busy I wonder what it was about. While I was looking around I ended up in the park and saw Nor-
WHAT THE-
FIRST OF ALL ROMANO LIKES DENMARK, NOW SPAIN LIKES NORWAY?! THAT GOT TOTALLY SWITCHED!
She calmed herself and thought "Don't worry Hungary that diary will come soon enough." She inhaled and exhaled and got the next diary. It was Prussia's. Wow she seriously hoped she got the right one I mean he seriously has a load of those! She opened it and hoped it was the right one. Well it surely was 'cause she is grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Dear ore-sama's diary,
OK I'LL END IT HERE XD I'LL UPDATE THE OTHERS I MEAN THERE ARE A BUNCH OF NATIONS OOOH HERES A CLUE ON PRUSSIA'S : IT'S THE ONE I WAS TALKING ABOUT AND IT HAS A LOT OF FANS.
I'M SORRY IF THI S FIC IS FAIL.