Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. If this is not obvious, check what reality you live in, and let me know.
Summary: The Sorting Hat is sick of having to sing in rhyming verse, so it looks for inspiration elsewhere.
A SORTING SONG IN HAIKU
Great place of Learning
For young witches and wizards
Our school is Hogwarts
Gryffindors Daring
They go out drinking one night
Then fight a dragon
As farmer to soil
Hufflepuffs are Hardworking
Loyal to their friends
Birds of a feather
Ravenclaw values wisdom
Knowledge and learning
Like Strangler Vines
Slytherin is for the sly
Prizing Ambition
Teachers and classes
The Founders created me
Sorting the Students
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A/N: For those who don't know, Haiku is a Japanese form of Poetry. An easy way to remember is "Five, Seven then Five/ Syllables make a Haiku/Thank you very much." Probably not the best I've ever written, and came about purely because a friend said I couldn't.
Thanks for reading anyway
Nat