In an office building, the meeting of The Feathered Friends was going on. It was a social working group who specialize in placing stray birds with other bird families. They have a recent case for Big Bird from Sesame Street. They believed that he wasn't happy where he lived at.
On Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch was preparing for the Grouch Anthem.
"Grouches of the world unite!
Stand up for your grouchly rights!
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain
Just stand up and complain
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain
Just stand up and complain!
Just stand up and complain!" he sang.
Unfortunately, the only ones who were in his audience were Donna, Rocket, Stitch and Baby Groot, "Rocket" Oscar groaned, "You had to bring that WEIRD girl don't you?"
"I had to" Rocket groaned, "Ben and Lea said that this was punishment for blowing up the stereo system. I thought it would be a good way to lure fans for CLST."
Just then, Big Bird rolled down the street, "Hi Big Bird" Donna smiled, "Let's sing a real song."
"You know what I wanna sing?" Big Bird asked.
"How about that alphabet song you like," Donna answered.
"Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I wish I knew exactly what I mean" Big Bird sang.
"It starts out as an A word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle, it gets awfully queer to me" Donna sang back.
"Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!" they both sang.
"It might be kind of an elephant
Or a funny kind of kazoo" sang Big Bird
"Or strange, exotic turtle
You never see in a zoo" Donna sang.
"Or maybe a kind of a doggie
Or a particular shade of blue" Big Bird sang.
"Or maybe a pretty flower" Donna sang
"Naah, not with a name like that, uh-uh!" they both said
"Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out as an A word as anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle, it gets awful QR to me
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
If I ever find out just what this word can mean
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!" they both sang.
Suddenly, a giant finch came in, complaining about their singing. They were wondering who she was, "Miss. Finch at your service" said the bird.
She was wondering if Big Bird would want a family, a bird family. Big Bird replied that he would love that. "Fine" Miss. Finch replied, "Because there's a fine feathered family in Oceanview Illinois waiting just for you."
Little did they know is that Telly, Donna, Chris, and Nina heard the whole thing, "Ay, Ay, Ay" Nina said, "I can't believe this is happening."
"He's going to place Big Bird in Illinois," Donna asked, "That's far."
2 days later, Big Bird said his goodbyes to his Sesame Street Friend and The Celestian Alliance and headed off to the airport.