Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 2

by KJMusical

This is my 2nd episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Po Vs. Rango. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!

Author's Note: This is the second episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History, KJMusical edition. This one is Po from the Kung Fu Panda series Vs. Rango from the film of the same name.

I don't own the Epic Rap Battles of History series. They belong to Nicepeter.

(Announcer)

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Po…

Vs.

Rango!

BEGIN!

(Po)

My name is Po, I'm the Kung Fu Panda/

I'm so fast; you couldn't even capture me on camera.

I've been in two movies with my fists that hunger for justice/

You've only been in one and you're just simply luckless.

When you gun-sling, you give other people nausea/

I'll chew up a bamboo cane and spit into your cornea!

I'm startin' to feel violent, I think you should take a hike/

And you can't love a desert iguana; just imagine what your offspring would look like! /

(Rango)

Don't you know that I don't follow the law because I AM the law/

And unless you wanna end up dead, I suggest you hit the floor.

You should just give yourself in or I'll force you into a jail cell/

Keep this up and you'll burn up & rot in Hell!

I've got a loaded gun and I could stop this battle on the spot/

But I won't because my anger ain't yet tied in a knot.

I took down a corrupted mayor and you fight half dressed/

I wonder if you even know about the rumours of you and Tigress.

(Po)

Hey! Both you & I know that rumour isn't true/

We just hugged, that's it. And what about you?

You managed to get Beans to kiss you! Man, I was surprised! /

I'll punch you so hard, you won't even see a sunrise!

You hide your REAL self so people won't see what you have underneath/

I'll leave your town of Dirt looking like the victims from Friday the 13th!

And I won't be stopping there cause I have so much hate/

So when I'm done with you, you'll be all over the street like Rattlesnake Jake!

(Rango)

Oh, why don't ya just shut your mouth 'fore I shut it for ya! /

You may have your 5 friends, but I've got a town to live for! /

If you live in the Valley of Peace, why do you use violence? /

My rapping skills will leave everyone listenin' in dead silence!

I often use my raps, verses and lines to get out some frustration/

When I'm over, you and your fans will be the end of The Final Destination.

You do know I'm a sheriff and you may be a Kung Fu Master/

But just bear in mind that I can pull out my gun much faster!

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!