The strangest crossover ever written

By: Polka-dotted-penguin- one (the only penguin to bring you the strangest crossovers)

Don't own Artemis Fowl or Avatar.

Chapter 1

It was sunset and through the clouds, if one looked hard enough they could see a giant fluffy monster in the sky. Most would dismiss it as a figment of their imagination, but others, such as the fire nation or a certain banished prince would see it as an opportunity to gain or in this case regain honor. For who ever brought the fire lord one of the passengers of the bison who be granted with the fire lord's grace and honor. Prince Zuko, having not been called honorable by anyone but his uncle for two years was ready to regain his eagerly. Despite the fact that he knew what the fire lord and nation were doing was wrong Zuko wanted desperately his father's loved, and it seemed like he would do anything to get it.

On top of the bison a certain water tribe "warrior" was sitting on the fluffy animals head steering the animal in the general direction of Omashu. While he was doing so he was quietly morning the loss of his first true love. The Princess Yue, as he thought about her fresh tears rolled down his face. He put his arm over his eyes as to conceal them from the other two passengers on the bison.

Although the other two passengers weren't exactly watching the teenager steer. Katara, the teen's younger sister and one of the youngest waterbending masters in history was trying to teach the young Avatar, Aang an advanced waterbending move. She was getting rather aggravated due to the fact that the student in question wasn't really concentrating and was far off from mastering waterbending, and only had about two months before Sulzan's comet came. If Aang didn't master all the elements by then, it wouldn't matter. The comet would bring an end to the war. Death and destruction would over take the world and life would be like living in a forest fire.

The young Avatar in question, was actually trying his hardest, but the water wouldn't do what he wanted it to. Aang a small boy of only 12 had the weight of the world on his shoulders. The young child had to go from an adolescent kid to a responsible adult practically over night. He had been cheated out of his childhood.

Mastering the rest of the elements in only a few months was nest to impossible. Not to mention dodging fire nation troops and Prince Zuko almost everywhere they went. They still had a few days until Omashu, and that was only if they didn't have any unexpected stops. Which Aang severely doubted they wouldn't.

Under the clouds Prince Zuko was standing on the deck of the new boat his uncle and he had purchased. It was much smaller than his other ship that had been blown to pieces by the fatheaded Zhao. But the ship would still due. It had a few rooms, holding area, steering room, and a kitchen. Zuko learned quickly that cooking wasn't the easiest thing in the world. Considering the first time he tried it he got a little angry at the oven and almost blew up a second ship. His uncle, on the other hand, had some culinary experience and was able to do some cooking. They mostly had rice.

On this particular evening Zuko wasn't really looking for the Avatar. He was thinking to himself. Why hadn't Zhao taken his hand? Was he that dishonorable? He would rather die than take his hand? Is it worth it to continue searching for the Avatar? Would his father even welcome him back? Or even take him back? Was Zhao right? Does his father really not want him home? All these questions and more zipped around in his head, giving him a migraine. So he did not notice, or pretended not to notice the fluffy bison passing over head.

On the bison Aang and Katara had taken a break and were watching the passing scenery below and in the sky. Katara was the first to notice Zuko's new boat.

"Sokka," The young girl said. "Take us up some." Sokka was about to do so but Aang stopped him.

"No," Aang more or less mumbled. "I don't think Zuko is much of a threat anymore."

"I don't even see why you saved that snotty, stuck up prince at the North Pole Aang. He's not worth it."

"Yeah, Aang" Katara put in. "He's been our main trouble since day one."

"Look guys." Aang sighed, "I never told you this before, but when you guys were sick I got captured."

"WHAT?" The water tribe members yelled.

"Was it by Zuko?" Sokka asked without waiting for an answer. "Okay that's it, time for an ass-whopping." Sokka yelled, starting to get the ten ton Appa to descend.

"NO WAIT!" Aang yelled. "Let me finish. As I was saying, I was captured, but it wasn't by Zuko. It was by Zhao. Zuko helped me escape." It took all of Sokka's power to not fall over laughing.

"Zuko did something for another person. That's a good one Aang."

"Sokka shut up!" Katara scolded her older brother. "Aang's being serous. Aren't you Aang?"

"Yes, I think there's something about Zuko that we don't understand. I mean, why would and prince be sent out to capture the Avatar? I would think most kings would send out one of their highest officers or something."

"Maybe Ozai's just an idiot." Sokka mused.

"I don't think so Sokka. I really don't think so."

While Zuko was on the deck of the boat, his uncle Ihro walked out. Zuko tried his best to ignore him, but that was a feat no man could do.

"Uncle?"

"Yes?"

"Do you think my father knows about the North Pole incident?" The Dragon of the west sighed. It was time his nephew started facing reality.

"Yes, Zuko I do, and I can guarantee we're now near the top of the fire nation's wanted list." Zuko gripped the side of the boat tight and looked out over the ocean. Things never worked out for him. In no matter what he did. It was probably because he had the closest thing to a conscience in his family, other than his uncle. The ocean looked amazing at sunset. He remembered how his sister Zula, he and his father would some times watch it together. Back when Zula wasn't a fathead and it seemed like Ozai cared for Zuko, but that was a long time ago.

"If I brought the Avatar back now, do you think I would be allowed to go home?"

"Zuko, I'm going to be brutally honest, it is very doubtful." Zuko tightened his grip. I'm such an idiot. Why would I be able to go home? I helped the Avatar escape. Zuko was in his own little world and barley noticed when there was a flash of light, and suddenly a three foot tall person on his boat.

A/N: Isn't this the most weirdest crossover. But fear not it is not just random. (Just the crossover) there is a plot. I'm hoping it will be a good one, but I really couldn't say. Reviews would be great.!