Remus sniffed, coughed, and cuddled closer to Sirius. "You suck Padfoot for getting me sick."
Sirius sneezed and sniffled. "I'm sorry Moonykins. I never meant to get me sick."
"You could have slept in your own bed instead of contaminating me and mine," Remus replied groaning.
"You weren't exactly kicking me out of bed. I can't sleep without you now that I've gotten so used to sleeping with you," Sirius told him getting close to him.
Remus couldn't help but smile. "Please never call me Moonykins again."
"Aw, I love it. You know that you secretly love it."
Remus shoved him playfully. "Where is our friend with our food?"
"This is James we're talking about. I bet he's stalking Evans. It wouldn't be a surprise," Sirius told him taking his shirt off. "But until then I know some things we can do."
Remus groaned as Sirius kissed him and touched him in sensitive areas. "Not a good idea Pads. Both of us are sick."
"This isn't the first time we've done things while sick," Sirius told him lovingly.
Remus groaned. "I don't think it's a good idea. I don't want you contaminating my parts with your germs."
Sirius laughed. "I am a little bit offended by that, but I understand where you're coming from, but we can still do other things."
Remus gave up loss of control of his body as Sirius placed kisses all over him. "You're lucky Padfoot. If you and I weren't both sick then I wouldn't let you be doing this."
"You're no fun when you're sick," Sirius pouted.
"It's hard to have fun while you're feeling miserable. I'm sorry Padfoot," Remus told him wrapping his arms around him and giving him a kiss.
Sirius grinned as James entered the room. Sirius took that as an opportunity to stretch out in all his naked glory. Remus muttered something obscene under his breath that Sirius heard and playfully punched him for.
"Is this really necessary thought," Remus asked his lover. Sirius loved making James uncomfortable.
"Of course," Sirius told him removing the blanket revealing his lovers naked body just as James opened the hangings.
"AGH. DO THE TWO OF YOU KNOW NO BOUNDARIES. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON OR AT LEAST COVER YOURSELVES UP. YOU MAKE ME YOUR BLOODY SLAVE AND SUBJECT ME TO YOUR NAKEDNESS," James yelled immediately closing his eyes. Sirius howled laughing as he coughed.
Remus just blushed and accepted the food from James. "Ignore him Prongs. You should've expected him to do this."
"I should have hoped you would have stopped him," James told him.
The two of them ate their food, then James took their dishes away. "Anything else you need," James asked through gritted teeth.
"Yes. Some more medicine." James waited on them all weekend. Sirius would purposely wait till James began to relax to ask him to get him some things. Eventually by Sunday night, James had enough and got mad at Sirius and yelled at him.
"YOU ARE A WIZARD. USE A BLOODY SUMMONING CHARM FROM NOW ON. I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS SOONER BEFORE I AGREED TO HELP THE BOTH OF YOU. AND I KNOW YOU ARE BETTER BECAUSE UNFORTUNATELY I HEARD SOME THINGS I WISH I DIDN'T LAST NIGHT AND I HEARD THAT MOONY DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF YOU WERE BOTH SICK."
"James, really. Theres no need for all this yelling," Sirius told him grinning. "I am sorry if that helps."
James sighed. "I'm sorry too. I guess I got a little frustrated. I think I'm more frustrated with things with Evans going south again. What's it going to take for me to get her to go on a date with me?"
"Didn't she tell you that when you stopped cursing Snape she'd consider it," Remus asked getting out of bed.
"That's besides the point. Now that the two of you are better, you can me think of a way to woo Lily."
Sirius and Remus groaned. This was going to be a long night.
