Disclaimer: I no own GW, but if anyone wants to give it to me for Christmas
I won't say no ^_^
Warnings: Random insanity- I make no apologies for this- read at your own risk ^_^
The Room of Insanity By: DI
DI: I had an epiphany tonight.
Wufei: goody for you.
DI: *sticks out toung*
Duo: well are you going to tell us what it was?
DI: *still staring at Wufei- starting to drool* huh? Oh yea. I have a nipple fetish.
Duo: Me too!
DI: *chuckling* I should have known that you would say something like that.
Wufei: wait a minute. You had this 'epiphany' tonight?
DI: .yes.
Wufei: isn't it Wednesday?
DI:.. yes
Wufei: don't you go to church on Wednesday?
DI:.....yes....
Wufei: so you had this 'epiphany' at church?
DI:.um..yea? *massive sweatdrop*
Duo: witch led to her second epiphany.
DI: hehehe
Wufei: what is that?
DI: that the first epiphany was not one you should have at church.
Duo & Wufei: duh.
DI: well I couldn't help it! I mean the really cute guy was wearing a tight shirt and either he was _really_ cold or it was due to his massively buff chest. But his nipples were sticking out.
Wufei: and you liked this?
DI: I blame it on the fics I read that always talk about nipples.
Wufei: oh sure. Blame it on something _you_ choose to read.
DI: well I never asked for there to be gratuitous nipple play in those fics.
Duo: but of course most of them do say 'lemon' on them.
DI: yea- so?
Wufei: then it's your fault that you are a freak.
DI: I'm not a freak!.... I'm just special. Hehehe
Wufei: *mumbling* in the head.
DI: I _heard_ that!
Duo: so? It's not like you deny it.
DI: true.
Duo: so what was the point of this conversation?
DI: that I have a strange nipple fetish and I realized this at church.
Duo: right. So now what?
DI: I pretend it never happened and go on my happy hentai way. ^_^
Duo: sounds good to me.
Wufei: you are both insane.
DI & Duo: so?
Wufei: *sweatdrop* somebody please help me!
Trowa: help you with what?
Wufei: oh thank Kami- a sane person!
Trowa:..so what did you need help with?
Wufei: I am stuck here with these two crazy onnas who are obsessed with nipples.
Duo: I resent that you are always calling me an onna. It only reflects poorly on you anyway.
Wufei: and how is that?
Duo: it shows that A) you are not imaginative enough to come up with a new insult. And B) that you are obsessed with being strong and feel that the opposite sex is a threat to you. Thus you feel compelled to always demean women to make yourself appear better than them.
Wufei: *sputtering incoherently*
Trowa: *snickering behind bang*
DI: nice call Duo.
Duo: thank you. Care to add to the argument?
DI: nope. It doesn't bother me when he calls me that. I think it's cute. ^__~
Wufei: *still sputtering*
Trowa: so what about this whole nipple thing?
Duo: DI realized that she has a nipple fetish.
Trowa: I always thought Heero had nice nipples.
DI: HAH! See nipples are a good conversation starter too.
Wufei: I am _surrounded_ by crazy people!!!!
Duo: I see crazy people.
DI: Hehehe. I love that over used line! ^__^
Quatre: *walks into a room with a ranting Wufei, a smirking Trowa, and a giggling DI & Duo* so what's going on?
DI: we are discussing nipples.
Quatre: *sweatdrop* I just never know what to expect with you people.
Duo: so what's your opinion?
Quatre: I always thought Heero had cute nipples.
Wufei: 9.9;; not you too!
Quatre: what? It's true. Just try and tell me you never noticed them when he's walking around with no shirt on and it's like 10 below outside.
Wufei:...
Duo: oh look! He's pulling a Trowa! ^__^
Trowa: you know I don't appreciate the silent jokes. I'm not _that_ quiet.
DI: only when compared to Duo, Quatre or my self.
Quatre: hey! I don't talk that much.
DI: of course not dear. *whispering to Duo* hide the tea and all things chocolate.
Heero: *walks into the room* why do I keep hearing my name in here?
Duo: *whistling guiltily* no reason.
Heero: suuuuuuure.
Quatre: don't you think it's hot in here Heero? *tries not to smile*
Duo: *starts giggling and tries to cover it by coughing*
Heero: *eyes Duo* what's with him?
Wufei: Heero please help me bring some sense into this conversation!
Heero: what are you talking about?
Duo & Quatre: nipples! *start laughing*
Heero: Hn. why?
DI: does it matter?
Trowa: *snorts* does it ever matter here *throws out arm to indicate the room* in the room of insanity? (the room has no windows and all of the walls are padded. Many pillows and cushions are scattered about.)
Heero: true.
Quatre: so. what do you think of nipples?
Heero: I always thought Zechs had nice nipples.
All: 0.o;;
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TBC?
PLEASE R&R!! ^_^;;
Warnings: Random insanity- I make no apologies for this- read at your own risk ^_^
The Room of Insanity By: DI
DI: I had an epiphany tonight.
Wufei: goody for you.
DI: *sticks out toung*
Duo: well are you going to tell us what it was?
DI: *still staring at Wufei- starting to drool* huh? Oh yea. I have a nipple fetish.
Duo: Me too!
DI: *chuckling* I should have known that you would say something like that.
Wufei: wait a minute. You had this 'epiphany' tonight?
DI: .yes.
Wufei: isn't it Wednesday?
DI:.. yes
Wufei: don't you go to church on Wednesday?
DI:.....yes....
Wufei: so you had this 'epiphany' at church?
DI:.um..yea? *massive sweatdrop*
Duo: witch led to her second epiphany.
DI: hehehe
Wufei: what is that?
DI: that the first epiphany was not one you should have at church.
Duo & Wufei: duh.
DI: well I couldn't help it! I mean the really cute guy was wearing a tight shirt and either he was _really_ cold or it was due to his massively buff chest. But his nipples were sticking out.
Wufei: and you liked this?
DI: I blame it on the fics I read that always talk about nipples.
Wufei: oh sure. Blame it on something _you_ choose to read.
DI: well I never asked for there to be gratuitous nipple play in those fics.
Duo: but of course most of them do say 'lemon' on them.
DI: yea- so?
Wufei: then it's your fault that you are a freak.
DI: I'm not a freak!.... I'm just special. Hehehe
Wufei: *mumbling* in the head.
DI: I _heard_ that!
Duo: so? It's not like you deny it.
DI: true.
Duo: so what was the point of this conversation?
DI: that I have a strange nipple fetish and I realized this at church.
Duo: right. So now what?
DI: I pretend it never happened and go on my happy hentai way. ^_^
Duo: sounds good to me.
Wufei: you are both insane.
DI & Duo: so?
Wufei: *sweatdrop* somebody please help me!
Trowa: help you with what?
Wufei: oh thank Kami- a sane person!
Trowa:..so what did you need help with?
Wufei: I am stuck here with these two crazy onnas who are obsessed with nipples.
Duo: I resent that you are always calling me an onna. It only reflects poorly on you anyway.
Wufei: and how is that?
Duo: it shows that A) you are not imaginative enough to come up with a new insult. And B) that you are obsessed with being strong and feel that the opposite sex is a threat to you. Thus you feel compelled to always demean women to make yourself appear better than them.
Wufei: *sputtering incoherently*
Trowa: *snickering behind bang*
DI: nice call Duo.
Duo: thank you. Care to add to the argument?
DI: nope. It doesn't bother me when he calls me that. I think it's cute. ^__~
Wufei: *still sputtering*
Trowa: so what about this whole nipple thing?
Duo: DI realized that she has a nipple fetish.
Trowa: I always thought Heero had nice nipples.
DI: HAH! See nipples are a good conversation starter too.
Wufei: I am _surrounded_ by crazy people!!!!
Duo: I see crazy people.
DI: Hehehe. I love that over used line! ^__^
Quatre: *walks into a room with a ranting Wufei, a smirking Trowa, and a giggling DI & Duo* so what's going on?
DI: we are discussing nipples.
Quatre: *sweatdrop* I just never know what to expect with you people.
Duo: so what's your opinion?
Quatre: I always thought Heero had cute nipples.
Wufei: 9.9;; not you too!
Quatre: what? It's true. Just try and tell me you never noticed them when he's walking around with no shirt on and it's like 10 below outside.
Wufei:...
Duo: oh look! He's pulling a Trowa! ^__^
Trowa: you know I don't appreciate the silent jokes. I'm not _that_ quiet.
DI: only when compared to Duo, Quatre or my self.
Quatre: hey! I don't talk that much.
DI: of course not dear. *whispering to Duo* hide the tea and all things chocolate.
Heero: *walks into the room* why do I keep hearing my name in here?
Duo: *whistling guiltily* no reason.
Heero: suuuuuuure.
Quatre: don't you think it's hot in here Heero? *tries not to smile*
Duo: *starts giggling and tries to cover it by coughing*
Heero: *eyes Duo* what's with him?
Wufei: Heero please help me bring some sense into this conversation!
Heero: what are you talking about?
Duo & Quatre: nipples! *start laughing*
Heero: Hn. why?
DI: does it matter?
Trowa: *snorts* does it ever matter here *throws out arm to indicate the room* in the room of insanity? (the room has no windows and all of the walls are padded. Many pillows and cushions are scattered about.)
Heero: true.
Quatre: so. what do you think of nipples?
Heero: I always thought Zechs had nice nipples.
All: 0.o;;
~*~*~*~*~*~
TBC?
PLEASE R&R!! ^_^;;