A loud crash followed after someone jumped in through the now busted window lying on the floor of the basement inside of Ed's home, smiling he says," It's Eddy Double D!" Turning he faced Double D, who, with a smile replied," Oh well good morning to you Eddy." His face tenses up as he looks behind him, he asks," Um, Eddy why did you see fit to break through Ed's window?"
Eddy waved his hand in his face and said," Yah yah I've heard this one before, alright boys I think it's time for another scam!" Edd sighs and replies," Eddy! I thought we were past this, don't you remember what happened on our last little scam adventure?" Eddy rubs his temples and says," You're killing me Double D."
Double D continues," Well you should remember, because you had us pull off a ridiculous scam that ended up harming the other kids in town, afterwards we were chased across the state practically in hopes of finding your big brother, and when we finally got there, your big bro was a complete boneheaded Neanderthal!"
Eddy groans angrily as he shouts," ENOUGH ALREADY! I get it Sock head, but this time it's different, this time this scam is fool proof, have I ever steered you wrong?" Double D replies," Yes you have…." Eddy ignoring the reply says," Alright boys, were burning daylight!" Ed shouts happily," Alright, Eddy is the man with the plan!"
Hopping up after him Double D sighs and says to himself," Well I guess it's not too early for Eddy to have fun?" Racing after them he gasps for air as they make their way to Eddy's house, Eddy was waiting for them in his room as they entered, a long smile drawn on his face. Double D asked," Alright so what was so important you dragged us here for, it's hardly a place to help with a scam Eddy?"
Ed says as he lifts up the bed," Do you have any gravy here?" Eddy shouts," Ed put the bed down, it wasn't cheap you know!" Ed drops it, rushing over with a smile he says," So what is it you brought me, he and you here for!" He quickly points himself and the other two. Eddy rubs his hands together and says," I want to show you my newest scam idea where no one else can."
He spins around and pulls a string, a large drawing falls down, crudely made and not the best literature, Edd found it hard to read at first, going over it a few times he says," So this is your idea Eddy, well I must say I am rather impressed with it, you actually put caution and safety into it and have thought out the possibility of something going wrong, I guess we can get to work."
Eddy rubs his hands together," Excellent, it will be raining money when it's done!" Ed responds," But if it rains then no one will come, my mom says rainy days aren't supposed to be played in Eddy." Eddy just slants his eyes and says," Not that kind of rain Ed…." Ed nods his head and replies," Okay dokey boss!" Smiling again Eddy shouts," To the construction site!"
The Eds rush out of the door, unaware of the being lurking around and under the Cul-de-sac. A screen suddenly fades as a being says," So, Ed, Edd and Eddy think they're going to build something fun for those no good punks of this Cul-de-sac, well I will just have to sabotage there designs, no one will stop my rampage!" He laughs into the darkness as he quickly sprints away.
The three quickly enter the construction site, Eddy smiles and says," Alright Sock Head, let's get to building." Ed shouts," OOH Eddy can I be a hammer?" Eddy shouts," Ed we need all hands on board to do this, we can't have you goofing off this time." Ed sniffles and says," But Eddy I will make a really good hammer, just give me a chance, please oh please!"
Eddy sighs and replies," Fine Ed, just don't mess this up for us, we start working now!" All through the first day the Eds try to construct Eddy's idea until there base designs were finished, in the middle was a large base design for a Ferris wheel, it was to hold five cars and rotate at a minimal speed. Next to it was a somewhat short but rather impressive roller coaster; along the side of it Ed added a picture of a mutated rat. On the opposite side of the Ferris wheel was a merry-go-round that was made from car parts from the junk yard, scrapped together they used the seats and some metal to construct a safety grip on them. The last of the things to be built or was being built was a large tunnel with machines puffing out smoke.
Each ride was given a name, the Ferris wheel was called the gear trap, it had an interesting shape that made it look like a gear, when finished it would look rather well, the roller coaster, thanks to Ed's attachment was called the Rat Rocket, going at a normal speed to most roller coasters. The merry-go-round consisted of mainly old car parts that were welded together and created frames for certain parts, it was called the Motor Rotator. The last ride like thing was called the Mystery Tunnel, Ed was the main designer of the tunnel and both Double D and Eddy have to give him credit for his taste in horror ideas.
Walking away they were a bit surprised to see the other kids appearing at the construction site, each wondering what was going on, Jimmy asks," Hey are you guys building a fair, that is so fun!" Kevin nodded and said," Yah, I have to admit you guys ain't so bad with building things." Sarah was even impressed and said," Wow guys, any idea when it will be ready?" Everyone seemed to lean in to hear.
Double D cleared his throat and said," Well there are still much more things still needing to be done, if you want you might be able to help us?" The kids each gave there own version of a hooray, Kevin spinning loops in his bike, Sarah and Jimmy dancing around, Nazz fist pumped the air and Rolf doing a strange dance of his own, smiling Ed shouted," hey yah Jonny!"
The others turned to see where Ed was waving, but didn't see anything, Ed continued to wave at the spot, the others turning to Edd and Eddy, they both shrugged, smiling Ed said," Well see you!" Unknown to the others a figure hopped away from behind them as Ed finished waving, a flash of a strange object resting on its head.
Rolf said," it is sad to know that Jonny is gone, he was such a good lad, one of the best of the ranger's yah." Kevin nodded and said," yah I do miss little 2 by 4, he never did come back after our little race for the Eds." Kevin glanced over to the three Eds who were there as well, nodding Edd said," I know it is a sad cruel fate that we lose a member of our fair community, I only hope that he is in fair condition."
Ed smiled and said," Doncha worry guys Plank told me he is doing fine…." Eddy says," Um Ed that's stupid, Plank is a wooden post that someone drew a face on and Jonny picked up." Ed shook his head and shouts," Nu uh, sees here for yourselves!" Ed reached into his pocked, pulling out a few letter he grabbed one handing it to Double D, he read," Um well let's see here shall we…. Hello Ed, it has been a rather fathomless amount of time since whence we left the cul-de-sac, of course Jonny and I were upset over the befall of our good nature and have hence forth turned our backs to you savage beasts that brutally mauled us in our moment of triumph, do please give my congrats to Eddward and Eddy for winning the friendship they doth not deserve, I pity you the most Ed, you and Jonny were so much a like it be sad of a fate that I leave thee as well, have a righteous good day old chap!"
Edd stopped reading but waited to see what the others would say, after no one spoke up Edd said," Um well it seems someone is messing with you Ed, we all know Plank has no arms or mouth or brain to write, and Jonny… well is Jonny so he isn't exactly that literate yet, I think someone's been sending these to you to mess with you."
Ed frowned and said," Ah I wanted to see Jonny and Plank…." Eddy yawned and said," Well we can't do much about it this late, how about we discuss it tomorrow while where building, I am sure we will be more level headed; besides I need all the beauty sleep I can get." He laughed with the others as they walked away, Ed however sat there motionless, smiling he quickly ran and shouted," Wait for me I want to sleep too!"
"Well, well it seems Ed hasn't forgotten us like the others have, what's that Timber? yes of course we will sabotage the fair, these people ruined my life, what… yes I meant we why do you have to get all snappy about it, you know what I meant… well what do you think Timber, what should we do first, I think vandalism is a just act for now…. What, you think we should make the entire cul-de-sac our canvas, what does that mean…. Oh we ruin their houses too, I like you're thinking buddy, let's get to it, after this night, everyone will know the Gourd!"
Spinning out of his chair the Gourd quickly raced through his control station, a large squash like rug imprinted in the rug below him, running through a rather large corridor, there were large doors with strange different forms of squash labels on them, he entered an elevator and quickly went to the surface, exiting inside of his home from beneath a rather large squash plant he quickly exited his home and ran over to Kevin's house.
Smiling he pulled an eight-ball squash from his possession, throwing it the object sailed and smashed through the window of the door, a light flickered on from above tossing a large gourd into the door it entered through the window as well, the loud cracking of glass got Kevin up quickly, the Gourd quickly fled the scene as Kevin charged out.
He shouts," So help me I will get you for this you rotten punk!" He raised his fist up and walked back inside, suddenly the first Eight-ball squash went off like a grenade and blew him back a few feet, rubbing his head he looked back up, his eyes widened a bit in surprise as the gourd rose up, turning to face him a computer suddenly popped out of it, a figure appeared although he was cloaked along with his voice, it said," Hello Kevin, you are probably wondering who attacked you, no need to wonder no more, for I am the Gourd and your Cul-de-sac is my target, as a warning to you all I present you with my first assault, the Eight-Ball Gourd!" The computer turned off as soon as the gourd exploded, parts of the roof collapsed down and some of the wall blew outward, Kevin getting buried by the ceiling.
Double D snapped awake at the sound of the strange explosion that rattled his ears, he could sense something was going on, rushing out of his bed he quickly slipped into his jacket and shoes and rushed out. He met the other kids outside as well; clearly they had been awakened as well, upon seeing Kevin's house Jimmy shouted," Jeepers look, Kevin's house!"
Turning they all gave the same concerned face as Jimmy, rushing over they began to search around, Nazz shouted," Kevin, where are you!" Eddy groggily said," Yo Shovel chin, can you hear me?" Jimmy called," Please Kevin, where are you?" Rolf shouted," If you can heed the words of a shepherd then you can still move, give a sign yes!"
Ed shouted as he dug up the rubble," dig a hole, dig a hole!" He heard a familiar voice and quickly dug the rest of the debris off of Kevin, he groaned in pain as he gazed at the people around his house, he said," Man look at my house…" He fainted as the others quickly helped him up, following Double D, since he was the only person with the capability to help him, they entered his garage.
After ten minutes he said," Alright bandage please?" Handing him a medical band Jimmy asked," Is he going to be alright Double D?" Double D nodded his head and replied," No need to worry Jimmy, if my intellect is correct, which I am more than certain It is, this is merely a sprained ankle, although the circumstances are rather strange, Kevin's house, if I recall right, is one of the most sturdy of the buildings in our cul-de-sac, when he awakes we will try asking him what happened."
Jimmy waddled back over to Sarah, Ed sat near them his eyes planted firmly on his hands as he thought to himself, surprised by his quiet nature Eddy shouted," Hey Ed what the heck is with you, when do you stay this quiet ever!" Ed didn't look up as he continued to think over something, Sarah said," Wow a new level of thought processing for Ed, who would have thought such a thing possible."
Even at Sarah's rather rude attempt to get Ed to smile or acknowledge them, he just continued to think to himself, he said to no one in particular," I know I know, but it was still Kevin, him and Jonny still got along…" The three that were close enough to hear it backed away rather startled, slapping him on the shoulder Eddy shouts," Ed what are you talking about?"
Ed stood up and shouted happily," It's all good guys, the fruits are all ready!" Growling Eddy says," Yah your fruit aint moving much Ed, alright how about we try and wake up Kevin, I am sure he knows something." The others move closer and Double D begins to wake Kevin from his unconscious state, he slowly moves around before awakening.
