Warning! This is entirely made up!
I don't care much about Sasuke, but I had this dream and I HAD to share it!!!!!
Enjoy!
AND MERRY KRISMIS!!! =3
"Itachi, I thought you would taste very good with soup, so I brought over this box of instant soup mix, hoping you would mistake it for bath soap and pour it into your bath water." said the dark haired emo.
Itachi turned around slightly to glance at the speaker of the last phrase.
"You thought what...?" asked Itachi, thinking he was now becoming deaf as well.
"I...I though you would taste good with soup, so I brought over this box of in-..Bath soap." said Sasuke.
"Soap? Well, thank you for the bath soap Sasuke. I was actually going to buy some myself, but since you came, I don't have to anymore." said Itachi sounding more grateful than surprised.
Sasuke left drooling a stream of uncontrolled slobber.
That night, Itachi overwhelmingly poured the whole box of 'bath soap' into his steaming bath water.
Instantly, the air was filled with the smell of miso soup with a touch of chicken.
To Sasuke's advantage, that night, Itachi decided to bathe with a nighttime blindfold on and with his IPod turned on to the highest volume.
Sasuke, the mischievous little fellow, came in through the conveniently open window and lit a fire under Itachi's bathtub and started chopping up some vegetables.
Into the bathtub came some carrots, broccoli, and a few slices of Tofu.
Itachi, being blindfolded and part-time deaf, figured the broccoli was soap and started cleansing his backside with it.
Sasuke took a large wooden spoon and started stirring the water, loosing his mind with the seconds.
* * * * *
"Itachi-san?" came the voice of Hoshigaki Kisame.
Kisame slid the door fully open.
The room was damp; no doubt evidence of Itachi's bath, but there was a slight scent of Miso Soup and the undoubting lack of one Itachi.
* * * * *
"Sasuke-sama! Where were you?" asked an eager Karin.
"Yeah, where were you?" asked Suigetsu.
"..." replied Juugo
Sasuke sighed holding the big pot in his hands.
"Never mind that, will we," he said, "Now, who wants some soup?"
The End!
He heh, wasn't that a good dream? MERRY KRISMIS~