South Park: The Forest Chapter 1: the fence is a bastered A/N: I do not own South Park and i never will Theme song: Les: Goin' down to south park gonna have myself a time! Stan and kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation! Les: goin' down to south park gonna leave my woes behind! Cartman: ample parking day or night, people shouting howdy neighbour! Les: goin' down to south park gonna see if i cant unwind, Kenny: (muffled) I have a 10 inch penis , use your mouth if you wanna clean it . come on down to south park, and meet some friends of mine "Ok guys did you bring the equipment we need for this trip?" Asked Kyle as every body pulled out 1 or 2 items out of there backpacks. Kenny had brought a porno magazine and some loss chang for the soda machine located in the forest rest room Cartman pulled out a bag whit a few cookies in it and a dominos pizza and Stan took out a few hot dogs and marshmallows. "Ok then we are all prepared for this camping trip oh and by the way Kenny dont get to close to the fire again." "Ok Kyle." Kenny muffled through his orange parka. The gang was heading twoards a camping ground in the middle of a forest the trip was supposed to be a perfect getaway because there would be no parents tons of food and Kenny packed about 15 porno magazines. "So Stan since you all ready have everything planed out what do we do if Slenderman shows up?" "Cartman I allready told you that Slenderman isnt real." Stan said as Kyle and Kenny braced themselves for another awkward conversation. "Yes he dose I have pics to prove it!" "Cartman I have allready told you those pics are faked now shut up about it!" "Ok but I hope he gets condoms because I dont want to get STDs because we are all gonna get kid knapped and fucked by Slenderman!" Cartman yelled as Kyle and Kenny looked at them and then back at each other it was gonna be a long ride. The bus finally stoped outside the camping spot as Kyle,Stan,Cartman,and Kenny stepped off the buss the gang was supprised to find that a entire area of the camp was for girls around there age. "Ok ten bucks says that blondy with the pink stripe in her hair is a whor." "I can agree whit you there." Kenny muffled. "Ok with the possibility of whors we are gonna have to sneek over there tonight." Kyle said as cute brunet walked by. "Ok then where gonna wait till 6:00 tonight then we are going to sneak over there and try to get whors." Cartman said as everyone ran to the camp site as Stan mumbled about how bad the outcome would be. The gang got a fire started 3 hours after they arived. As the fire continued to grow Stan pulled out the pack of hot dogs and stuck them to the end of wire poles and began to cook them. "Hey Stan if these are hot dogs and there not made of actual dogs then what are they made out of?" "I dont know what about you Kenny?" Kyle asked. "I heard it was made out of hog cocks." Kenny muffled in replie as evrey one droped there hot dogs into the fire. "Ok I dont want anymore hot dogs, hey Cartman wheres that pizza at?" "Oww I ate it all ready." Cartman replied as everyone sighed it was 6:00 so Kenny alerted everyone it was time to climb the fence that seperated the girls side from the boys side. "Ok guys whos first?" Kyle asked as Kenny started jumping up and down screaming. "Me Me I want whors!" "Ok then climb the fence." But the gang did not know that the fence was electric so when Kenny touched the fence a eletrical charg was sent through his body frying him to a crisp. "Oh my god they just killed Kenny!" "YOU BASTARD!" To be continued...