The Xmas version of Kurapica vs Ubo.

Get into the Xmas spirit and enjoy!

Disclaimer: We do not own hxh. sigh...

CRACK!

Killua: KEH! A piece of paper? No chocolate? Don't tell me it's another lame joke...

Pancake: Mine's not a joke.

Gon: Same here.

Leorio: It's a story.

Kurapica: C'mmon guys, let's sit around the fire. We'll take turns on reading our paper. Pancake, you read yours first.

Pancake: Ok...here goes...

Ubo zipped up his pants (assuming he had a zip under that fur loincloth) and faced Kurapica with a menacing smirk, "Ready to die, boy?"

The full moon glowed eerily in the sky, illuminating the ditch where their battle to the death would begin. The boy looked up, his bangs revealing a pair of blazing scarlet eyes. "Not yet…"

He grasped the collar of his Kurutan attire and swung it elegantly to his right.

BOING!

Ubo's eyes widened in shock as a blue tutu sprung up around the boy's waist, completed with ribbons, bows and frills. He carefully folded his tunic and placed it snugly under a rock. Then with a wave of his hand, a sparkling wand appeared with a flurry of glitter. The blonde spun around to face the gob-smacked gorilla. His eyes returning to its original blue, he smiled enthusiastically, "Let's begin!"

The Spider stood stumped for a minute. Kurapica tapped his ballet-shoe clad feet impatiently, "Too scared to hurt a fairy ballerina?" Ubo roared indignantly and hurled himself at the Kurapica ballerina.

~A string quartet starts playing the Blue Danube~

The boy simply dodged him by twirling to the left. The muscle man attempted to launch another death punch, but Kurapica leapt over him, stepping on his head along the way. He soared in the air like a graceful swan, feet pointed and arms straight to keep his balance. Ubo watched him fly straight over his head with a mixture of rage and fascination, and then charged at the Kurutan as he landed. The blonde whirled to the right, easily avoiding the nen-charged punch. With the tip of his wand, he firmly boinked Ubo on the nose as he surged past. The huge man stumbled in surprise and turned around, rubbing his nose.

Kurapica casually twirled his wand between his index and middle finger, and cried out sweetly, "Bad boy! No Christmas pressies for you this year!"

The muscle man has reached the boiling point of his fury. He couldn't take in any more of this. The aura around his body flared brighter as he charged up his nen. Ubo bared his yellow teeth and charged at the ridiculous boy ballerina like Scar, the bad guy from Lion King. After all, it was his all-time favourite movie.

Kurapica smiled charmingly at the ferocious Spider and jumped. Ubo was prepared for that, and leapt after the boy, reaching for his feet. The ballerina pushed off Ubo's huge hands, propelling him even higher, but one slim ballet shoe fell off his foot. Immediately, Kurapica tensed, blonde hair falling over his eyes, and landed gently a few metres away from Ubo. He looked up again, but his evil smile meant 'no more play-time.' "That hurt," he whispered.

Darting quickly backwards, the boy picked up his ballet shoe and slipped it on, eyes still pinned on his enemy. He began advancing slowly on the bewildered Spider. "NO ONE hurts my petite feet, OR takes my shoe off to make my feet hurt. You will pay!" The ballerina launched himself at the muscle man, whacking him with vengeance using the wand. The stunned man shielded himself from the furious beatings.

"HA! Take THAT! And THAT! AND THAT!" As a finishing move, Kurapica performed as any Chinese old lady would've done. He took off one of his ballet slippers and hurled it on the man's fore-head, leaving a shoe print deeply embedded.

Ubo wanted to explode, but knowing that this was not a man's fight, he stormed off with irritation. "I'll be back…and next time, prepare to DIE!"

Kurapica smiled, satisfied. Suddenly he gasped, and his hands clapped his cheeks in worry, "He forfeited! It wasn't a fair fight! I'm not gonna get any presents from Santa this Christmas!" Shocked by this horrific revelation, the boy put his tunic on, and ran after the bulky man. Of course, finally coming to his senses, Ubo knew exactly what to in this type of situation.

Without a moments hesitation, he ran away.

Freaked out.

Whilst releasing a girly scream.

Everyone: silence...

Pancake: O_O

Everyone: WHAHAHAHAHA

Kurapica: WHAT? WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? RIGHT! I'M NEXT! D:

To be continued~ (That is, if you want it to continue)

Arigatou! If you want, tell us if we should make a collection of these. X3

We would be very happy if we get to unwrap any of your Xmas reviews. Review pls!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!