"You know, I still don't understand how the hell Kenobi got away with living on Tatooine without getting caught after just changing his first name to "Ben"" Han said as he looked down into his fifth drink of the evening.
After vaguely looking at nothing in particular, Luke snickered into his own drink.
"What's so funny?" Han asked.
"Old Ben just told me that around the time he was born, he had twenty-seven cousins with names that were a variant of Ben, fifteen named Obi-Wan, and seven cousins and a brother named Owen, and that was just in his generation." Luke replied, drunkenly amused.
A second later, Luke choked on his drink.
"What?" Han asked.
"Apparently, after the fall of the Old Republic, Ben went to five family reunions, and nobody realized that he was That Obi-Wan Kenobi." Luke said, looking slightly stunned.