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"You are never driving again," Dean huffed.

"Dude, you're turning purple. Take a breath," Sam said as he raised his hands, ready to defend himself. "It's just a little oil leak, it's not the end of the world."

"Low oil levels can damage the engine, Sammy. What if I hadn't noticed? What were you thinking driving like that on a gravel road?"

"Um, I was thinking that I wanted to survive to do routine maintenance on your precious car."

"I hate you so much right now."