So today is my friends birthday(and thanksgiving ). For her present she gets a fanfiction of Ameripan, one of her OTPs.
Kiku was sitting under a cherry blossom tree eating a ice cream cone. He looked like he was watching something on a tablet. As he was eating Alferd saw him. "Yo Keeks! Watcha up to?" asked Alferd. Kiku looked up at him nervously. Alferd started hearing the music.
It was the opening theme.
For Boku No Pico.
"QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ" Alfered screamed. He wasn't going to see that hentai ball shit today. He called Tino to blow up the place and he did, walking like a badass as it exploded behind him.
In the end, Alferd never got the Japaneese D.
The end.