INTRODUCING OUR NEW MEMBER! (we would like to point out that it would be completely pointless to read this unless you have read "THE BIG PEAR" if you haven't read it………READ IT NOW!!!

Hey all tis Jennie!! Guess what adoring fans! The duo has no become trio! An evil, evil trio who will suck out your brains and give them to our pet pigeons for fun! Not really were just going to write really annoying stories.

(Rebecca) What? I liked the brain sucking idea. My pigeon is hungry! Look he's eating that funny fluffy lumpy thing in the cage.

(Jennie) That's not a funny lumpy thing its MY PIGEON!!

(Rebecca) Anyway we would like to introduce our new writer……….JOANNE!!

(Joanne) insane stare

(Jennie) Anyway…scared…This story is dedicated, To my inner pigeon.

(Rebecca) Well I'm dedicating it to my outer pigeon…in the cage…eating the funny lumpy thing because its so hungry….TAKE PITY CRUEL PEOPLE, DONATE YOUR BRAINS FOR THE SAKE OF MY PIGEON, COO!

(Jennie) Yet again the lumpy thing is, Edgar, MY PIGEON!

(Joanne) I shall dedicate this to the readers fake sob who made all this possible for me! fake sob

(Rebecca) whispered to Jennie When did Jo win the cookie award?

(Jennifer) Gives weird stare Cookie award?

(Rebecca) Crazy Operator On Killing Innocent Eggs

(Jennifer) Joanne kills eggs?

(Joanne) What how did you find out about this!!!

(Rebecca) I just made it up, sounded funny in my head.

(Joanne and Jennifer) Rebecca…..Have you something to confess

(Rebecca) No…..

(Joanne) picks up Hunters giant purple egg that Robbie stole from the museum

(Hunter) NOOOOOOOOO!! Not Egbert!! What did he ever do to you cries runs forward

(Jennifer) points a gun at the egg I'll blast it!

(Hunter and Rebecca) Nooooooo! cry

(Rebecca) I loof Egbert!! He was my idea sob

(Jennifer) HE WAS MY IDEA!

(Rebecca) shocked Was not!

(Jennifer) Was too!

(Joanne) It was my idea!!

(Rebecca) sobs

(Hunter) pats Rebecca on the head It was Rebecca's idea.

(Rebecca) smiles Yay! Hugle! hugs

(Joanne and Jennie) laugh hysterically

(Jennie) Ha Ha! Your friends with the English ponce!

(Rebecca) Well he's um….um…he's a good listener!

(Hunter) And I look good!

(Rebecca) And he's so cute when he gets the crap kicked out of him!

(Joanne) still laughing hysterically

(Hunter) And my lightning fast seeker skills!

(Rebecca) See I loof him that's the main thing.

(Morgan) What!!!! Hands off the boy friend!!!!

(Rebecca) coldly Get back in the cage!

(Morgan) Well Hunters coming with me!

(Rebecca) No!!!!

(Hunter) No!!!!

(Rebecca) He's staying with me!! You're a rotten girl friend! And….and….your nasty and YOU SMELL!!!

(Jennifer) LIKE GRASS!

(Joanne) THAT'S JUST BEEN CUT!!!! dances around and drops egg

(Hunter and Rebecca) Nooooo!

(Morgan) Yay!!! Egbert doesn't brake

(Joanne) It didn't brake... WHY DIDN'T IT BRAKE!?!?

(Rebecca) slaps Morgan for saying yay. Morgan slaps her back for slapping her. This goes on for a bit and then Joanne hits Morgan over the head with the unbreakable egg to try and brake it. Its doesn't brake so she hits her over the head lots with it.

(Jennie) Morgan, step away from the egg murdering maniac and get back in your cage!

(Morgan) But I…

(Jennie) reloads gun and it makes that way cool noise NOW!

(Morgan) I'm not leaving without Hunter.

(Hunter) Toodle pip old chum Jennie blasts Morgan's head off and starts dancing around the room in a victory dance

(Rebecca) And you're the sane one.

(Jennie) stops dancing and points gun at her What did you say?

(Rebecca) Nothing.

(Joanne)sits for a moment and stares at Morgan brains, then a light bulb appears above her head

(Rebecca) LOOK, a lightbulb the lightbulb gets blasted by Jennie's gun

(Joanne) oh yeah holds egg threateningly above Rebecca's head WHAT HAVE YOU TO CONFESS!!!

(Rebecca) Alright, alright. I'm a sugar junkie.

(Joanne) I knew it, I knew the first time I saw you eating sugar, raw sugar.

(Rebecca) Raw sugar?

(Joanne) Yes, you can get raw sugar, boiled sugar, fried sugar, sugar mixed with butter and if you boil it in a basil sauce…

(Jennie) you should know all this

(Rebecca) You've been reading my sugar cook books again.

(Joanne) Oh yeah, and that was a good hint you were a sugar junkie.

(Jennie) Hold the phone, how did you get out of your cage?

(Hunter) Because I have a drum roll and the three girls look around A HARRY POTTER WAND!!!

(Jennie) Blasts the twinkly star off the end

(Hunter) Gulp

(Jennie) Not anymore, and that's not a Harry potter wand. That's a tinker bell wand. Aims gun at his head Now say goodbye to your head

(Hunter) Where is it going?

(Joanne) Along the yellow brick road

(Hunter) Really?

(Joanne) I was being wide! She's going to blow your head off?

(Hunter) Oh…..bollocks

(Rebecca) Like bubbles?

(Jennie) No like with a gun!

(Rebecca) NO! I like his head! All hollow with his cute spiky blonde hair!! Protects head

(Jennie) Rebecca, he doesn't like Buffy or Angel

(Rebecca) Lets go of Hunters head What? Since when!!! Deny it Hunter!!! Say she's lying!!!

(Hunter) I've never seen it! I have no TV!!!

(Rebecca) Take pity!!!! He has no TV its not his fault. Wanna come to my house and watch all the Buffy box sets??

(Hunter) Sure

(Jennie) Blows his head off

(Rebecca) NO!!!!!! I loof Hunter!! Hes so blonde and stupid and cute and says such stupid things and is slow and…..hes a lot like me but with blonde hair……I MISS HIM!!! Starts complicated resurrection spell

(Joanne) WHY WON'T THIS DAMM EGG BRAKE!!!!

(Jennie) Maybe if you teach it to fly it might break.

(Joanne) Great idea!!! They both walk off to the nearest cliff, which is incidentally at the other end of the room

(Jennie) Have you ever thought that since we hang out here so much that it's amazing that none of us have fallen off?

(Joanne)walks off with the cliff with the egg in her hand and dies

(Jennie) Oh my golly gosh, I think I killed her…….YAY!

(Egg) Bounces up and lands beside Rebecca

(Joanne) I can fly!!!!!!!

(Jennie) Ahh!!! Sea gull!!!! Shoots Joanne Oops that's Joanne……..Oh well.

(Joanne) I'm not dead its ok!

(Jennifer) Shoots again Your dead now!!!!

(Joanne) No I'm not, the bullet just went through my arm.

(Jennie) WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!! shoots with gun lots of time

(Rebecca) Resurrection complete! Hunter!!!!

(Hunter) Rebecca!!!!! Egbert!!!

(Morgan) That's it!!! Your dumped!

(Rebecca) disappointed your alive, why are you alive?

(Hunter) Uh hunny…..you did the wrong spell, that's the resurrect every one in the room spell.

(Rebecca) Aww

(Joanne) I'm alive!!!

(Morgan) I THOUGHT I WAS HUNNY!!!!

(Hunter) You dumped me……your problem.

(Rebecca) Ha Ha! Bitch you were nasty to Hunter. Picks up baby Egbert the egg Lets go watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer her and Hunter skip off to watch Buffy

(Joanne and Jennie) Normal!

(Morgan) Its not fair why am I so socially retarded??

(Jennie) Has nervous brake down looking from Morgan to Joanne Your supposed to be dead!!!!! I shoot you in the head!!! I shoot you lots!!! Why aren't you dead??? GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!!!!!

(Morgan) doesn't argue this time

(Jennie) Hey my pigeons alive! Cool.

(Joanne) Maybe we should get into the story?

(Jennie) Oh yeah, next time when Rebecca gets back. Then well start our new sequel to "THE BIG PEAR"…………………………………………………………………………………………………….. "TO MY INNER PIGEON" our version of "Changeling"