A/N: this is written in like ten minutes, for and .. well about my friends Anne and Naomi, one of them might kill me ... but oh well, I have had a good life! Now go and read my Marlene/Sirius fluff (can you believe it! It's not angsty as hell...!)

Dreamboat

~ Sirius and Marlene ~

"But I'm in the mood to dance!" Exclaimed Marlene with a pout and looked over at the four boys.

Remus raised both is hands defensively. "Don't look at me, I don't dance."

Marlene pouted once more "But Reeeeemmie!" she sighed but then turned to James.

"I have told you before, there will only be one person that gets me to dance with her and thats Lily, sorry Mars." he laughed.

Marlene looked over at Peter but said nothing to him.

"Remus puh-please!" she whined.

"Lene, why don't you dance with your leather-jacket-dream-boat?"

Marlene raised her eyebrows and stole a glance at Sirius "Since when is he a boat?"

Sirius also raised his eyebrows "I'm a boat?"

Marlene rolled her eyes "Who said we were talking about you?"

"It's obvious how much you fancy me McKinnon," smirked Sirius.

Remus looked at them and then smacked his forehead.

"I've always wanted to be a boat.." said Sirius deep in thought.

Remus smacked his forehead again "Forget it guys, just forget it!"

"Maybe he meant boy..." Sirius said still deep in thought.

Marlene stood up from the couch and offered Sirius her hand "We shall dance then, when I dance with people I apparently turn them into boats so if I dance with you, you might get your wish and be a boat.. unless Remus meant goat.."

Remus watched the two talk together and once again smacked his hand to his forehead.

"I really think he meant boy." said Sirius but did take Marlene's hand.

"I said forget it!" Remus exclaimed.

Marlene giggled and pulled Sirius up from the couch.

"You know Pad you are not going to get transfered into a boat, right?" said James amused.

Sirius rolled his eyes at his made and wrapped his arms around the girls waste.

"It's worth a try," he smirked.

Marlene rolled her eyes.

Remus and Peter both sat and stared at them with half confused, half amused looks on their faces.

"I am not a boat." Sirius said after few minutes of dancing.

"And not even a goat.." Marlene said and pouted.

"Or a boy..." peeped Peter.

Remus sighed and once again slapped his forehead "So much for forgetting..."

Marlene walked over to Remus and sat down on the couch next to him. "Remus, what did you mean by boat?"

Remus growled as he closed his eyes in frustration "Forget it Lene."

"Dreamboat is someone's dream boat.." Sirius said.

"Forget it!" Remus said.

Marlene pouted and nudged Remus "Tell me! What about the boats?"

"Nothing about boats!" Remus exclaimed throwing his hands in the air. "Merlin I never thought I was the only one that knew what Dreamboat meant."

Marlene nudged him again "Tell us what it means Mr. Nerd!"

Remus narrowed his eyes "Dreamboat is used over a man that is considered exceptionally sexually attractive or good-looking."

Sirius bursted out laughing "Oh thank you Moony, I never knew you looked at me that way!"

Remus growled and James laughed, Peter just stared at them confused.

Marlene stood up from the couch rolling her eyes "It would've been way more fun had it meant Sirius was a goat." she shrugged her shoulders. "Anyways I'm off to find some gorgeous person with a leatherjacket and a motorcycle!" she said dreamily as she turned to walk away from the boys.

"So... you mean me?" Sirius asked smirking and ignored her eye rolling as he followed her out of the portrait, leaving his friends left sighing and staring after them.

"They make me so sad sometimes." sighed Remus and closed his eyes.