School Time
"James!" James, or as Gotham School for Boys called him, 'Joker' turn to his best friend, Bruce Wayne. "Hiya Bats! Came to break me out of jail?" Joker joked as he leaned his chair back and placed his feet on the desk in front of him. "It's detention...in a library. How can you be bored and call this a jail?" Bruce glanced around in awe. "Because it's the library! You just said the answer yet you cant even answer the question you asked with your own answer!" the black haired 11 year old turned back to his year older friend with a confused look. "Bat-brain" Joker sighed. "My bat collection or my bat affection has nothing to do with this!" Bruce huffed and pouted as he sat across from Joker.
"B-man!" the two boys turned to yet another child entering the library. "Someone needs to put a sign on this library that says 'Punishment only; No geeks allowed.'" Joker hissed as Edward Nigma aka Riddler, ran in. "Just 'cause you got in trouble for putting a tac on Mr. Penguin's chair and someone told on you-"
"You told, you damn rat!"
"Doesnt mean you have to be bitter." Glared Riddler. "What is it Riddler?" Batman spoke in his light voice dragging Riddlers attention back to him. "Uhhhh...Oh! 'In a room with no air, a detective student is needed to help and crack a case.'" Riddler spoke in, what he called his, Riddle voice.
"No air: No AC, Mr. Two-face's room. His AC is broken and he needs me to fix it and find out what happen to it." Batman spoke quickly, waved bye to Joker and ran to the Law and Justice teacher, Mr. Two face. "Bastard!" Riddler yelled after his friend. "Everyone is smarter then you, dumbass!" Joker yelled after his friend, Riddler.
"Fuck off-"
"Language!" Ms. Qrazy Quinn snapped at Riddler,who was running pass her. "-You clown!" the pale, green eyed, bruntte that remained in the library smiled at the fact that the brown eyed, red head just could take the fact that he isnt the cleverest kid in the school. "Bruce is." Joker only said the Bat lover's name when he was alone or in his head. He spoke out loud since, in his head, was a picture of the tan, bright blue eyed, black haired, happy boy that was his best friend, Bruce Wayne. Sometimes he envied him. Not for looks. Joker knew he was good looking! But he was envious of one thing: His family
A nice, happy, rich, sober family...That's what Bruce had that James wanted. Thank god they had dorms here or else James would have to go back home to his drunk father and high mother. How'd they get rich? He had no idea but he told himself 'Dont question it; just memorize the account numbers'. Last time he was home his dad pulled a knife on him. James didnt wanna go back because he doesnt think Richard, the butler, could save him next time.
The next thing on his list that he wanted from the bat freak was the boy himself. Joker liked his red(from biting them all the time) lips at the thought. 'Mmm. Bruce Wayne all tied up, just for me..Tastier then a double tower burger that Ms. Quinn makes for me.' "Come on Joker! Get outta here!" Mr. Freeze
(Got the name because when he's hot he acts like he's dyin, both of his hand have frost bite and his temperature is always below -45 degrees. Just like Penguin(Fat, only wears black 'n white, and when he screams he squaks) and Qrazy Quinn(She's fuckin nuts!))
yelled, barging in the library n kicking the kid out to his dorm. "Oh hush it Freeze dont get your pair of atoms all hot 'n sticky...Unless it's too late?"
"Why you little-!" Joker winked and skipped out, laughing like the gone mad child he was.
"Selina!" A young boy with brown hair called in the boys locker room. "Will you shut it Two face!" Selina, better known as Victor Kyles in Gotham's School for Boys, came from behind one of the lockers in a long towel. "Oh come on 'Lina! No ones in here! You always come in after everyone back in their dorms." Harvey aka Two face smiled at his crush, Selina Kyles. "Yeah yeah! Still if I get caught..."
"No one'll find out Selina. Plus even if the guys did find out" death glare "IF! You'd still go to be an actor! Your parents cant stop you, deal or no deal." Selina let out a sigh and smiled. "Though you know, your nickname 'Catgirl' isnt helping." Harvey smirked. "How the hell they even come up with that?"
"We saw you in the gym, bouncing and flipping. I think it was Riddler who said you look like a girl then Joker purred 'and as felxy as a little kitty kat!'" Two face laughed. "You told you rat!" Harvey whispered harshly to himself. "It's not like Seli-Victor's gonna tell." Harvey whispered back to himself. "Two face jr..No name could be more on point." Catgirl shook her head and laughed.
"Ah yo! Catgirl n Two face J! Stop suckin each off and hurry up to class Ms. Vixten is waitin!" It was Batman aka Bruce Wayne. "Comin Batman!" 'Victor' said, running to his locker.
"Hahahahahahaha! Your killin me! Do ummm oh! Do Riddler, Clay!" Joker laughed as well as the rest of the gym class, watching Basil Karlo aka Clayface, impersonate kids and teachers in the school. "Okay give me a sec." Clay snatched Riddler green riddle hat from his head with no trouble since Riddler was in the front row of boys. Clayface messed up his hair and placed the hat on his head. "Long face, red hair, a little bitch who thinks everything is unfair. who am I?" Clayface said in the perfect Riddler voice. "Go to hell Clay." Riddle huffed, grabbing his hat and sitting back down as everyone laughed.
In the meanwhile of the all the laughin in the gym, a short black haired, tan, green eyed 'boy' was trying to pickpocket in his classroom. "Now whadda we have here?" Penguin turned to 'Victor' flipped out of reached when Penguin tried to grab him. "Hehehe! Trying to steal from the teachers Victor?" 'Shit! Gotta get outta here!' Selina thought. "Nah Mr.P. Just tryin to sneak up on you."
"Oh really? W-" He never finished because just like that, the 'boy' was gone. "Sneaky little bastard." Penguin sighed, not noticing the figure hanging from the celling. 'Gotta go!' She smiled and carefully crawled out the class.