L Lawliet x Dipper
Once upon a time, in a really shitty city, there was a sugar coma victim detective named L. Now, children, understand this isn't in the deathnote universe. Oh no, my dear kitties, this is Oregan. Gravity Falls... Oregan. Today 13/31/26 at 3:98 pm Mabel reports to police of strange activities in Gravity Falls, including the mailed fanfictions between her brother and Mr. Razzle Dazzle Dorito Man. Go ahead, look it up, I dare you! Anywho, Suess decides to speak with police about the nonsense, while L slips by.
There his eyes are drawn to a suddenly older, much hotter version, of dipshit. AKA Bill Cipher, yup, thata dipshit. Randomy, Wendy notices this and feels a bit of concern. How did Bill grow up within the first few sentences? (Cause this is fanfiction lady.) Whatever, L basically falls for the suddenly older, hotter dipshit. There. Fanfiction made. You're welcome!