A/N:: This is a G-Gundam humor fic about Schwartz by Oblivion in the Wake
and Kitten Kisses. At the end of the show, Schwartz comes back....as a
chibi! Everyone goes to the Neo Japan colony to celebrate, including chibi
Schwartz....and that is where the fun begins. We love making fun of
George(it's so easy). So any George fans (are there any?) don't go
screaming into the night. Sometimes Schwartz has the mask on, sometimes he
doesn't.
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Chapter 1- Clowns and mommy!
Chibodee was sitting in a lawn chair. He reached over to take his glass of lemonade from the small table beside him.
SLURRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP- AHHhhhhhhhh
Chibodee grinned. He liked lemonade. He looked up at his bikini-clad "girls".
"Hey, um....er...uh...." he snapped his fingers. "Um, uh, er, uhm....," he mumbled, pointing at the redhead.
"Shirley," she finished boredly, her eyes rolled up in her head. "What do you want Chibodee?"
Slobber ran out of the corner of Chibodee's mouth.
"Sex?" he wondered.
Shirley tapped Bunny on the shoulder, Bunny nodded, and handed Shirley a picture of something on a stick.
".....As soon as possible," Chibodee said as the slobber dripped off his chin and splashed into a puddle on the ground.
Shirley held up the clown-on-a-stick.
"MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Chibodee as he dove behind the lawn chair.
"Hi Cath!" said little Schwartz as he hugged her legs. (he's about knee- high)
"Well hi there Schwartzy!" Cath smiled, patting the kid's head uneasily. She still wasn't used to him being so short.
Little Schwartz skipped over to Janet and put his hands behind his back, smiling up at her.
"Ohhhhh you're so cute!" Janet gushed.
"You're such a sweetie!" Bunny squealed and dashed over to him.
Bunny and Janet bent over and pinched either one of Schwartz's cheeks. (the one's on his face you perverts!)
Chibodee peeked up from behind his lawn chair to behold the awe-inspiring sight. Janet held up the clown-on-a-stick again threateningly.
Schwartz skipped over to Shirley who was still holding the clown. He smiled at her and bobbed his head back and forth. Shirley squealed.
"Let me put this down, okay?" She bent over to put the clown-on-a-stick on a chair.
Little Schwartz's eyes narrowed and he got an evil grin on his face. He put his hand underneath the bikini near her ass, pulled it back, and let it fly back into place with a...
SNAP!
Shirley whirled around. She first looked at Chibodee who was whimpering behind his lawn chair a good twenty feet away, and then at little Schwartz, who was standing a foot behind her- head bobbing back and forth with a cute little grin on his face.
"Chibodee!" she screamed as she grabbed the clown picture and ran over to him. She smashed his face into the clown picture.
"But I didn't-" Chibodee yelped before Shirley smashed the clown picture into his face.
The remaining three girls covered cute little Schwartz's eyes and walked him away from the terrible sight of the Neo American fighter being whupped by a clown-on-a-stick.
Shirley smashed the clown into Chibodee's face one last time and kicked him into the pool.
SPLLOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH!
"Hmph!" Shirley huffed, storming out of the room. "You pervert! You should be more like little Schwartz!"
Chibodee stared around the pool and watched the waves around him die down. "Oh well," he shrugged.
He looked around and took a sip of his drink.
"At least I have my lemonade!" he said as he went under.
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lol, there's more to come!
Shifty Schwartz explaination::
Schwartz has like an MPD (multiple personality disorder, lol). When he's angel Schwartz, he'll have a cute grin on, be bobbing his head around, etc. When he's demon Schwartz, he gets an evil grin and does mean, nasty, and sometimes *very* perverted things.
Anywayz, poor Chibodee didn't do nething wrong and he gets blasted by Shirley! ^_^ Please review, and
IF YOU DON'T LIKE HUMOR GO AWAY! THIS FIC WILL HAVE NOOO REAL ROMANCE IN IT AT ALL.
::Oblivion in the Wake:: & ::Kitten Kisses::
Review please, you know you want to!
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Chapter 1- Clowns and mommy!
Chibodee was sitting in a lawn chair. He reached over to take his glass of lemonade from the small table beside him.
SLURRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP- AHHhhhhhhhh
Chibodee grinned. He liked lemonade. He looked up at his bikini-clad "girls".
"Hey, um....er...uh...." he snapped his fingers. "Um, uh, er, uhm....," he mumbled, pointing at the redhead.
"Shirley," she finished boredly, her eyes rolled up in her head. "What do you want Chibodee?"
Slobber ran out of the corner of Chibodee's mouth.
"Sex?" he wondered.
Shirley tapped Bunny on the shoulder, Bunny nodded, and handed Shirley a picture of something on a stick.
".....As soon as possible," Chibodee said as the slobber dripped off his chin and splashed into a puddle on the ground.
Shirley held up the clown-on-a-stick.
"MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Chibodee as he dove behind the lawn chair.
"Hi Cath!" said little Schwartz as he hugged her legs. (he's about knee- high)
"Well hi there Schwartzy!" Cath smiled, patting the kid's head uneasily. She still wasn't used to him being so short.
Little Schwartz skipped over to Janet and put his hands behind his back, smiling up at her.
"Ohhhhh you're so cute!" Janet gushed.
"You're such a sweetie!" Bunny squealed and dashed over to him.
Bunny and Janet bent over and pinched either one of Schwartz's cheeks. (the one's on his face you perverts!)
Chibodee peeked up from behind his lawn chair to behold the awe-inspiring sight. Janet held up the clown-on-a-stick again threateningly.
Schwartz skipped over to Shirley who was still holding the clown. He smiled at her and bobbed his head back and forth. Shirley squealed.
"Let me put this down, okay?" She bent over to put the clown-on-a-stick on a chair.
Little Schwartz's eyes narrowed and he got an evil grin on his face. He put his hand underneath the bikini near her ass, pulled it back, and let it fly back into place with a...
SNAP!
Shirley whirled around. She first looked at Chibodee who was whimpering behind his lawn chair a good twenty feet away, and then at little Schwartz, who was standing a foot behind her- head bobbing back and forth with a cute little grin on his face.
"Chibodee!" she screamed as she grabbed the clown picture and ran over to him. She smashed his face into the clown picture.
"But I didn't-" Chibodee yelped before Shirley smashed the clown picture into his face.
The remaining three girls covered cute little Schwartz's eyes and walked him away from the terrible sight of the Neo American fighter being whupped by a clown-on-a-stick.
Shirley smashed the clown into Chibodee's face one last time and kicked him into the pool.
SPLLOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH!
"Hmph!" Shirley huffed, storming out of the room. "You pervert! You should be more like little Schwartz!"
Chibodee stared around the pool and watched the waves around him die down. "Oh well," he shrugged.
He looked around and took a sip of his drink.
"At least I have my lemonade!" he said as he went under.
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lol, there's more to come!
Shifty Schwartz explaination::
Schwartz has like an MPD (multiple personality disorder, lol). When he's angel Schwartz, he'll have a cute grin on, be bobbing his head around, etc. When he's demon Schwartz, he gets an evil grin and does mean, nasty, and sometimes *very* perverted things.
Anywayz, poor Chibodee didn't do nething wrong and he gets blasted by Shirley! ^_^ Please review, and
IF YOU DON'T LIKE HUMOR GO AWAY! THIS FIC WILL HAVE NOOO REAL ROMANCE IN IT AT ALL.
::Oblivion in the Wake:: & ::Kitten Kisses::
Review please, you know you want to!