Sweet Pink Revenge
My first fan fiction! Be gentle please, like I said it's my first.
All characters belong to Akira Toriyama respectively.
The story was my bright idea. I'm sure they're plenty of stories about vegeta and his fear of worms, but I thought this would be cute.
"Daddy! Look it, look it daddy! I found something in the back yard!" The bubbly four year old burst through the door of her domed shaped home. Her blue hair was in two curly pig tails and she wore a pink and purple outfit that was covered in mud. "Daddy! Where are you?" Bra ran into the living room and stopped at the sight of her dad. "Bra... What is it." Vegeta asked, his face in a small frown.
All he wanted was some peace and to watch the stupid television. He had been training all day just to keep his strength in check. Although Majin Buu was finally destroyed, and there were no more threats to earth, the saiyan prince didn't dare want to get weak in times of peace. Vegeta's daughter climbed clumsily on the couch next to her dad and looked at him with her bright blue eyes. "So much like her mother" He thought to himself. He couldn't stay annoyed with his daughter, she was to pure and innocent. "What is it brat?" Vegeta asked, a small smile formed on his lips.
"Well daddy I found something pink in the back yard and mommy said you love pink." Vegeta bit his lips knowing that his mate was trying to remind him of that dreaded pink shirt she gave him to wear on his first day on earth. "Hmph I see your mother is in a playful mood. What is this pink thing you speak of?" Bra took her free hand and opened her father's hand. "Close your eyes daddy it's a surprise!" Vegeta looked down at his daughter wondering why was she making it difficult to show him the blasted pink mystery. Slowly he closed his eyes and waited for his daughter to make the next move.
Bra quickly placed the cold slimy pink worm in her dad's hand and ran out the room giggling. "Bra where are you going...GAHHH! WHAT IN THE HELL!" Vegeta roared as he opened his eyes and seen the pink monstrosity that laid in his hand. "WOMAN IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE... AHHHH ... DISGUSTING, VILE ... UGHHHH!. Brat get in here and bring your damn mother!" Bulma walked in the living room coolly with a smug smile on her face. "Jeez quiet down Vegeta, stop being such a drama queen. Surely a big bad saiyan such as yourself can handle a small little worm can't you?" Bulma laughed loudly, tempting Vegeta to make his next move. "Woman you and your clone better run before I -"
Bulma and Bra held up worms before the raging Vegeta could come any closer. "No no no Vegeta, I don't think you should come any closer, unless of course you want to play with our two pink friends here." Vegeta moved back so fast he bumped into the coffee table. "Grrrrrr...Woman I-" "Bulma it's Bulma! B U L M A! You would think that after being together for so long you would address your lovely wife by her name and not like your some damn caveman!" Vegeta's eyes widened. He didn't understand why his mate was torturing him. "Wom- Bulma ... Bulma look... I don't know what I did to you and the brat but please don't do this. You know after what happened in Buu's stomach I .. I.."
Vegeta was having a hard time explaining himself. He never had to explain himself to her before and he didn't think he ever had to. He was the man in the house for kami's sake, but the fact that his mate and daughter were holding one of his worse fears in the palm of their hands, explaining himself was the only thing he could do. "What did I do?" Vegeta broke down and asked. He couldn't take the suffering anymore. "Remember those fresh plump strawberries I brought the other day? You know my favorite treat in the whole world!" Bulma yelled.
"Ye- yes but woman-" "Grr it's Bulma! And I told you not to touch them did I not? But you did anyway. And before you ask how I know let me remind you this is Capsule Corp, a million dollar company. We have cameras installed in all the rooms except for the personal ones. You were caught red handed Vegeta!" "This is unbelievable ... over some stupid fruit?" Vegeta thought to himself. "Fine whatever, you and the brat can play with your disgusting friends, I'm going to train." With that said the grumpy saiyan left.
"Wait mommy shouldn't we tell daddy that we put worms in his training machine thingy?" Bra said. "Oh Bra my dear I knew your stubborn father wouldn't apologize. Let him find out for himself. Wait for it..." "WOMAN!"
The end! Please review. I'm thinking about making more one shots. I know the grammar probably isn't the best. Grammar isn't my strong point. So much for me wanting to be an English teacher. XD
