Author's Notes: So this is my first Thor fic. I based this mostly on the movie because sadly I haven't read the comics. If there is any oocness I apologize.

The Misadventures of Loki

Chapter one

Loki felt as though he had fallen for eternity. The scenery never changed as he fell to his most likely death. Over and over again in his mind he kept seeing the final moments of his time on Asgard. He closed his eyes hoping his death would be a quick, and painless one.

"Loki." He heard some one call to him.

His green eyes flashed open. He wasn't falling any more, he seemed to be suspended in the air. Be him a misty image of his father appeared. "Father?" He asked. In the back of his mind he wondered if calling him father was still appropriate.

"My son." He said as he smiled slightly.

"Why are you here? Am I dreaming?" He paused the last sentence almost hurting to speak out loud. "Father, am I dead?"

Odin raised a hand. "I came to save you."

"Save me?" He repeated feeling confused.

"Yes, I couldn't bare to see you parish. As well as I have seen the effects it has had on Thor."

Loki frowned he honestly didn't neither one of them would care if he would parish or even survive the fall.

"I will send you to Midgar, since being there has changed your brother for the better. I want to see you do some good in the world Loki."

He wanted to question his father's motives but he'd rather eat glass then die a slow death of falling for eternity. Providing on there was a bottom to this endless pit he was being to wonder.

Odin opened his mouth to continue speaking when Loki interrupted him. "Deal I'll do it. Its better than falling forever."

The All Father smiled. "Then I cast you down to Midgar. I'll take away your powers from you. You'll only get them back for each good deed you do while on Midgar. If you fall back into your wicked ways I'll cast you into the Isle of Silence."

Before Loki had a chance to agree he felt all his magic being drained. Then suddenly he felt him self falling again faster than before. He screamed as light went around him and he hit the ground hard.

"Ouch." He mumbled as he laid on the ground.

Off in the distance he heard a sharp scream of. "Oh my God."

He just got here how did these people know he was a god he wondered as he tired to stand up. He heard someone running to him. He looked over his shoulder reassuring himself that he could be "good" long enough to survive this trail. Or at least be good at it.

"Good day dear mortal." he said with fake innocence he even heard. Did his father take away his ability to lie as well he wondered

"Your not Thor." said the young woman with obvious disappointment.

He recognized her as one of the mortals that was with Thor when he had came to Midgar before. "Nay." He said shaking his head and placed his hand on his chest to muster up his remaining haughtiness. "For I am Loki!" he announced.

The young woman shrieked and pulled out a weapon. "Hold still or I'll tase you."

He looked at the small black contraption in her hand. "Surely you jest. You can not harm me for I'm Lo-" But he didn't get that sentence out before she tased him.

He cried out and hit the ground with a loud thud.

He woke up to a strangely bright room. He thought for sure in his first few seconds on Midgar he had managed to get himself killed.

"Thank God your awake." He heard a female's voice speak.

He raised up to see the young woman from before as well as the mortal called Jane that Thor loved so much. He searched for words to say. He wasn't one to be lost for words often but this was the first time he had dealt with mortals in a long time. "Hello." he said. He detected the lack of confidence in his own voice. He mentally slapped himself as he tried to muster up a smile.

"So your Loki." Jane started looking at him as if he was fly sitting on someone's plate.

"And you must be Jane." He said smiling hoping mortals were still as dumb as stumps.

"Where's Thor?" she asked her eyes flaring angry to have him the room and not Thor.

He sighed. "At Asgard." He said talking as though she was a child.

"I'm not an idiot. It's been sixth months now since he was last here." She paused trying to collect herself. "He promised me he would come back." she said weakly.

Loki had two options: say something incredibly mean and make the woman cry or slap him, or be half ways honest. "Thor would love to return but he has… duties in Asgard to tend to…" He trailed off. Mentally he frowned surely he could lie better than that. "You know Thor always busy starting wars and what have you."

She frowned at him. Clearly she didn't believe him. Of course he wouldn't believe him either. "Then why are you here?" She asked.

"I angered Odin." That statement came out with greater ease possibly because it wasn't far from the truth.

Jane sighed flustered she turned her heels and left he room quickly. This left Loki alone with Darcy.

"So… sorry about tassing you earlier." Said Darcy as she nervously looked at her feet.

"Was that what that was? I thought it was magic at first." he said as he stood up from his seat.

"Yeah…" she trailed off.

He smiled he was having an effect on this woman. "So tell me, what is your name?"

"I'm Darcy." she said holding out her hand to him.

Some mortal greeting no doubt. He ignored it and said. "I am Loki. In case you forgot."

"Okay." she said lowering her hand. "Case I shouldn't except you to be… polite."

"That was polite." He stated bluntly.

She raised an eyebrow. "Well I thought it was rude," She shrugged. "But that's just me."

He studied the room briefly. There was no quick escape routes. The nearest exist was blocked off by the young mortal. Which he realized she was still staring at him. He felt slightly unnerved by her staring.

"So…" she started as she shifted her weight back and forth.

He thought about teleporting away and soon realized he really couldn't. Mentally firing off a few swear words in his mind he quickly decided on his only option… stay with the mortals until he had a better idea. He opened his mouth to speak and realized that the mortal was talking and had been talking the whole time he was thinking.

"I think it's so cool that you are from Asgard like Thor. Do you know him? Are you related to him? I think it'd be so freaking cool if you were."

Great a mortal who couldn't stop talking. He thought about answering her thousands of questions when she started up again.

"Sorry dude. When I get excited or nervous I kind of talk a lot and um… yeah."

"Young lady you talk far to much and way to fast." He said. He held up his hand to stop her from speaking incase she decided it was necessary to continue.

"Sorry."

"Enough!" He yelled. He walked around her and towards the door. He realized he knew little of this mortal world. "Where am I?"

"N-New Mexico."

He frowned. "What is this… facility?"

"A research station. Jane's research station."

"The mortal I spoke with before owns this station?"

"Yes, well no SHIELD owns it now really."

"Who or what is that?"

"Long story." She shrugged. "What's with the questions?"

He opened his mouth to speak trying to think of a clever lie. None came to him. Frustrated he decided to tell the truth. "I have little understanding of the new mortal world."

She started laughing.

"I am serious."

"Sorry." She said fighting back laughter. "So the God of Mischief doesn't know anything about our world."

He could feel himself blush. He would love to teach the mortal a lesson about mocking him but he knew that an act of violence would get him banished to the Isle of Silence.

"So you don't know: iPods, Twitter, Facebook, cell phones or anything like that?"

He blinked as he absorbed his words. The only sentence he could get out was. "What's Facebook? A book with faces in it?"

She busted out laughing loudly. "Sorry." She repeated for the hundredth time. She looked at him. She could see him blushing and avoiding eye contact. "How about I teach you everything about our world."

He looked at her. "Truly?"

She nodded. "Why not I'm not doing anything important. Besides if your stuck here for like ever your going to need to understand these things."

"Why do you want to help me, mortal?"

"My name is Darcy."

He rolled his eyes. "Fine. Why do you want to help me, Darcy?"

"I think it will be… entertaining. Besides I have nothing better to do around here."

"You pity me?" He questioned feeling embarrassment washing over him again.

"No… I just think it'd be cool to talk to someone from another world for a while…" She trailed off.

He paused studying her words. "You want my companionship?"

"N, n, no just… friendship really." She began to blush.

"Ah you're lonely. I see." He was far to familiar with the emotion and could recognize it in anyone.

She looked away then said. "Come on I'll show you around." She said leaving the room and he followed.

Darcy showed Loki around the base. There sadly wasn't much to the research base.

"May I see the town?" He asked as he pointed to the town outside the window.

"Not in that your not." She said pointing to his clothes.

He looked down at his clothes. "What's wrong with my attire? They are made with the finest fabrics in all of Asgard and are appropriate for any occasion."

She frowned then bluntly stated. "You looked like a cosplayer."

"A what?"

"Nothing. You need to change. You look like a Renaissance fair reject not to mention that's a LOT of green." She gestured for him to follow her.

"Where are we going?"

"Jane!" she called as she walked into the kitchen.

Jane was staring at her notebooks on the table. She looked up at them. "Yes, Darcy?"

"Is it like cool if I take him to town to get him some clothes?"

"I still don't understand what is wrong with my attire now." Said Loki.

Both women ignored him.

Jane nodded. "Yeah try to make him look as normal as possible. SHIELD might decide to get involved."

"Cool." She turned around to leave.

"Darcy come here." Jane said gesturing for her to walk closer to her.

"Yeah." She whispered as she walked closer.

"Be careful with him you can't trust him okay?"

She nodded. "I know Jane. I'm not a child I can take care of myself."

"What do you mean people don't ride horses?" asked Loki when he saw the van. This mortal transport was ugly and strange. Unworthy to transport the God of Mischief around.

"People do use horses. Just mostly as like a hobby. Everybody else uses a car or public transport to get around."

He glared at the vehicle. "It's ugly." He pouted. "I can not be seen in this… thing."

"Who do you know is going to see you?"

Heimdall comes to mind but he decides against it. It was very unlikely for the guardian to focus his efforts on the small Frost Giant.

"Fine. Take me to this clothing seller you think I need to see so badly."

"Just in the van, Loki." She said pointing to the van.

Loki glared at the offending clothing store. "Must I repeat myself, Darcy? Why do I need new clothes?" He asked as he stared at the mannequins in the window. The so called clothes that the mannequins displayed was truly hideous. "These clothes are unworthy of even the poorest of poor in Asgard."

"Well your highness it's better than standing out like you do. I mean look five minutes in and half the town is staring at you like a talking dog."

"Do what now?" He question. He was tiring of this young mortals speaking pattern. Surely she could at least make some attempt to speak clearly.

"Oh never mind. Come on." She said grabbing his wrist then began to drag him into the store.

Loki tired of shopping in seconds. No matter how hard he tired he could not seem to get through to the mortal that his clothes were fine.

"What about this?" She asked holding up a shirt.

He glared at her. "Must I repeat myself! Your mortal clothes is ugly!"

She ran up to him. "You should try it on." She said holding the shirt up to him.

"I am not a doll for your dressing!" He spat.

"I could so give you a makeover."

"Makeover?"

She pulled together a set of clothes. "Here try these on."

He looked at the clothes. "No."

"Please."

"No!"

"Please."

"Fine!" He snapped taking the clothes from her. "This top would be better in green." He said holding up the red shirt.

"Maybe you need a color plait change." She gestured to a room in the back of the corner. "Go change in there."

He grumbled something at her and marched across the room to change.

She waited outside. "When your decent come out so I can see my work."

"I look foolish." He responded. He opened the curtain. He frowned he was displeased with these mortal clothes.

"I think you look great." She said. She smiled brightly. "Real… great." She looked him over.

"Please stop staring at me like that. It's unsettling."

This snapped her back to reality. "Well do you like it?"

"I all ready told you. I think it looks foolish." He looked down at his shirt. "I might be able to live with this if it was in green."

She sighed. "Fine you can have it in green."

After purchasing Loki's new clothes and after he had reluctantly changed into them, Darcy was ready to show him around the town.

Their first stop was a café because Darcy claimed she needed coffee.

Loki eyed the brown liquid in his mug. "It looks like… mud. What is this beverage?"

"Coffee. Thor liked it I figured you would too."

He frowned. "I and Thor hardly like the same things." His voice trembled at the mere mention of Thor's name.

"Sorry I didn't mean to offend you." She sipped her coffee and picked up the newspaper.

He reluctantly tried the drink. It wasn't bad. "What is that in your hand?" He asked as he pointed to the paper.

"The newspaper."

"What's it for?"

She sighed. "You get the news from it. Most people usually just watch twenty four hour news programs or do like I usually do which is get mine from the Internet."

"Internet?"

"Never mind don't worry about it." She said then sat down the paper.

"Then why did you read it today?" He asked looking at the paper.

"I was checking my horoscope to see if it said that today I would hang out with a god."

He picked up the paper. He stared at the front page. It read: Ironman does it again. Will Stark be praised for his latest heroism or bashed for his recklessness?

"What's an Ironman?" He asked. He turned the paper so she could see it and pointed at the picture of Ironman.

"He's a hero. Me's my hero to be exact, you know next to Thor and all."

"What does this Ironman do exactly?"

"He saves people. Helps right wrongs and such."

"So he does good deeds?"

"For the most part yeah. I mean he isn't perfect but who is."

He smirked at the paper. He had discovered how to get these 'good deeds' under his belt. Sadly he couldn't do any heroism without powers. He looked at the woman across from him who smiled at him. Maybe she held the answers he needed, maybe she could some how help him.

He laughed. "I believe young Darcy that this is a start of a wonderful friendship." He said holding up his coffee mug. "To friendship, miss Darcy."

She picked up her cup and held it up. "Umm okay." she said as the two mugs met.

"May our friendship be a long and fruitful one." He said then drank down his whole cup of coffee.

She smiled and continued to gingerly sip hers. She kind of had a feeling in the pit of her gut that she was being used but on the other hand she really was starting to think that this Loki guy was cool.

Odin walked up to Heimdall who was standing by what remained of the Bifrost gate. Heimdall stared off into the infinite space.

"How is Loki fairing on Midgar?"

"Loki is still adjusting."

Odin nodded. "Is he with mortals?"

"The ones Thor met during his exile."

"Good, hopefully they treat him as good as they did Thor." He said peering over the edge wishing his youngest son the best of luck. He turned to leave when Heimdall spook again.

"My king may I ask you a question?"

"Of course Heimdall."

"Why did you save Loki?"

Odin almost sighed. He figured that most if they knew would question his motives on this situation. However he kept the situation to himself and Heimdall to whom he trusted.

"I couldn't let my youngest son parish."

Heimdall simply nodded. He didn't exactly understand his king's motives but he knew better than to question them.

"Please keep and eye on him, Heimdall."

"As you wish my king." He said.

Author's note: Well that's the end of the first chapter. Please read and review.