AN: I had a lot of help from princess Ezzy my pal on this one, I hope you like it. PLEASE REVIEW!
Chapter One: Bella's Birthday.
Bella sat among a sea of wrapping paper the Cullens eagerly thrusting presents at her. They had really gone all out this year, there was a mountain of gifts piled up behind the majority of which were from yup you guessed, Mr Edward Cullen himself. Bella blushed as Emmett handed her a gigantic pink wrapped parcel.
"Happy Birthday Bella." said Emmett smiling at her mischievously. Bella grinned back. Edward was suspicious of Emmett's present, Emmett had been very careful of his thoughts around Edward recently, whenever he came near him he started chanting I have nothing to hide, I have nothing to hide, I have nothing to hide, I have nothing to hide over and over in his head until Edward have to leave the room, the words still spinning round in his brain.
Bella tore off the bubble gum fuscha paper to reveal, Edward's jaw dropped, a unicycle. He glared at Emmett. Nobody said a word, including Bella. She just stared at the gift in her lap. After a long pause she said happily.
"Wow." She clapped her hands in delight. "I've always wanted one of these, thankyou so much Emmett." She waded through the wrapping paper to a clear space in the room. Emmett and Edward screamed "No!" in unison. Bella looked at them.
"What?"
"Why don't I give you a few lessons before you try anything on your own." said Emmett cautiously.
"Wow, can you ride this thing Emmett?" asked Bella, impressed. Emmett shrugged modestly.
"Not until a couple of days ago, I've been practicing." He avoided Edward blazing eyes, he was sure steam was about to start pouring from his ears.
"Show me." Bella ordered and handed the unicycle to Emmett who had also waded to the clear spot where Bella stood. Emmett took it and stood perfectly still for a couple of seconds. Quick as a flash he jumped onto the unicycle and starting weaving round the room, a blur of football jumper and jeans. Bella's jaw dropped open this time. Emmett twisted, turned, cart wheeled and finally jumped skilfully over the pile of presents and Cullens to come to land in the exact spot that he started in. Bella clambered for words and Emmett smiled shyly.
"Will you teach me?" asked Bella at last, Emmett nodded and Bella jumped up and down in excitement.
"Great! It'll be so much fun." she said happily. "Besides, we've never had much in common Emmett so it will give us a chance to get to know each other better." Rosalie glared at her from the sofa.
"We've got plenty in common Bella." said Emmett frowning slightly. "We both met our partners when we were human."
"Oh yeah!" said Bella enthusiastically. "Let's start a club."
"A club?"
"Yeah, a club, we can do unicycling on Fridays and. . ."
". . . and karaoke nights on Saturdays." said Emmett, catching on. The Cullens were looking from Emmett to Bella in amazement.
"I want to be in this club." said Alice. " I mean I met Jasper when I was a vampire but I did know a vampire when I was human." Bella smiled at Alice.
"Sure you can be in the club Alice."
"And me." said Jasper "I knew a vampire when I was human."
"Really? Okay." said Bella.
"Me too." said Rosalie animatedly.
"And me." said Esme.
"You guys can all join the club." said Bella grinning round at everyone.
"I'll be vice president and Bella can be our leader." Said Emmett.
"What about me?" said Edward from the back of the crowd. They all turned to look at him.
"I think the club is full now." said Jasper maliciously.
"Yeah, I think six is enough for any club." Rosalie agreed. Everyone nodded except Bella who looked around franticly at her members.
Again my fan fiction readers may feel that I am portraying the Cullens in the worst way possible but what you and Bella didn't know was the incident that occurred early on that day. The Cullens were going about their daily business happily together. Alice and Jasper were watching a movie, Rosalie was in the bath, Emmett secretly putting in last minute practise on the unicycle in his room, Carlisle was working and I'm not sure where Esme was. Anyway Edward was serenely sitting looking at the snaps he had taken of Bella earlier that week, laying them out on the table and humming her lullaby sweetly to himself when he suddenly had the erg to test out his speaker system because he had spent so little time at home that week that he had not had time to listen to any music. Unfortunately for Edward Bella had been innocently twiddling with the knobs and had accidentally turned the volume to full. This might not have mattered on a different stereo but this was Edward Cullen's stereo, this was the stereo that Edward Cullen had expertly fixed so that a deaf person could hear it when it was on full. Anyway the long and short of it was that Edward ending up blasting "I love rock and roll" through the whole house shaking the very foundations and causing Rosalie to fall through the delicate floor of the bathroom (still in the bath I might add) straight onto Alice and Jasper. Oh dear. And that my dear friend is why the Cullens were glaring at Edward so. Edward did not know what their problem was, they had fixed it before Bella had got here and nobody had been hurt. Carlisle sighed, folded his newspaper in two and went upstairs to his study.
"I think. . ." said Emmett, broodingly. "In order to enter 'The club', you, Edward Cullen. . ." he prodded Edward in the chest. ". . . shall have to go through an initiation test from each of us" Edward's eyes grew wide.
"Why do I have to do a test and nobody else?" he said, clearing his through so they wouldn't hear how dry it was.
"That's the rules of 'The Club' Edward, if your not with us your against us." Said Emmett, raising one eyebrow, Bella gave a squeak. Edward gulped.
AN: This was a very long starter chapter but read on to see what Edward faces. Mwhahahaha.