Misunderstanding

So, this is a revise version of Misunderstanding. I want to thank xXNarutoFanGurlXx to correct and to improve this fic!

"Oi, Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto stopped dead in front of Kakashi, a foolish smile managing to wrench onto his lips.

"Hm? What do you want again, Naruto?" Silently, Kakashi glanced over his Icha Icha book and glared intensely at the boy.

"Can you lend me some money? I lost my wallet." Naruto smiles sheepishly and rubs the back of his neck embarrassingly.

"Huh, let me see. The answer is no, Naruto." The jounin cringes his eye and chuckles behind his mask.

"Oh, come on! I am your favorite student! I'll pay you a bowl of miso ramen!" he wailed loudly, his arms flying in the air.

"Didn't you say that you lost your wallet?" Kakashi paused to eye Naruto suspiciously. "Besides, who said you are my favorite student? I am a fair teacher; I love all my little student equal-"

"Ew! Don't dare you touch me, gramps!" Naruto frantically runs away, causing most of the villagers' attentions to avert to Kakashi.

The silver-haired ninja panics mentally and ushered for everyone to return to what they were doing. "Oi, wait Naruto! That isn't what I meant!"

He runs after Naruto, hoping that the jinchuriki wouldn't spread the word about him being attracted to men. Unfortunately, five minutes passed and the Copy Ninja couldn't find him.

Just then, Kakashi spots an unusually large poster that read, "Warning to all boys and men: Beware the pedophile and perverted ninja, Hatake Kakahsi. Never walk outside unless you want to encounter an odd being like him. You were warned."

As he finished reading the last of the poster, he found himself passing out cold in the middle of the street.