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Naruto started his day like any other. He woke up, got dressed, ate ramen, and left for training. He ran through the remains of the Pein invasion to his usual training ground. And as usual, Kakashi got there late. He then proceeded to teach him, Sakura, and Sai absolutely nothing. So they got into their stances and spared as usual. And this is where everything went to shit.
"Take this CHAAAAA!"
Sakura pounded into the ground, crushing it beneath Naruto. He quickly dodged and sent out two shadow clones. The two narutos attacked Sakura from each side, but she quickly grabbed two pieces of the brocken rock near her and threw them at the clones., turning them into puffs of smoke.
"Ugly, Dickless, that's enough." Sai said with an obviously fake smile. Sakura instantly turned to him, anger plastered on her face.
"What did you say!"
"Hey guys" Naruto yelled, "I've got an idea."
"Oh, you can actually use that brain of yours?"
Naruto angrily ignored Sai's comment.
"Anyway" he huffed, "The shadow clones are super weak right?"
"Yeah" Sakura said not understanding what he was getting at.
"Well what if I poured all of my chakra into the justsu?"
"It would get stronger" replied Sai.
"Exactly!"
"Naruto, I don't think this is a good ide-"
And with that, Naruto poured every ounce of his chakra and even some of the foxes into his Shadow clown jutsu. His chakra became visible around him. A swirling ball of blue and red energy grew around him when suddenly the chakra around him exploded.
"Naruto!" Sakura yelled out, narrowly escaping from the blast.
"Naruto, ar-are you alright?"
"I'm okay Sakura-chan" Six goofy voices said in unison. Slowly the dust settled leaving a giant crater with six Narutos inside.
"Ara, it seems Dickless' plan worked"
The Naruto closest to the center of the blast looked up to Sai excitedly. Looking to his right, he punched the Naruto closest to him. Surprisingly, it didn't pop.
"Yatta! It Worked!"
"What the hell! You stupic clone!"
The Naruto he punched retaliated with a punch of his own.
"Hey! Who're you callin' a clone! I'm the real Naruto! You're the clone!"
Another Naruto stood up, but took a calculating look at the two Arguing Narutos in front of him. Finally he spoke,
"I believe you are both mistaken. As it is I who is the real Naruto."
Both arguing Naruto stopped to look at him, and replied in unison,
"YOU'RE DEFINATLEY A CLONE!"
After which they continued to argue between each other. Said Naruto crouched down and began making circles in the ground with his finger.
"You didn't have to immediately write me off," He pouted. His pout disappeared without a trace after seeing the blonde-haired beauty in front of him. He corrected his posture and began trying to flirt. But before getting a word out he was knocked out.
"Get away from me you creepy clone!" she shouted. It was then that they noticed that the blonde-haired beauty was none other than Naruto herself. She too got into the augment of who the real Naruto was.
"Shut up, or I'll kill you"
Suddenly, they felt an ominously bloody aura behind them. Shivers crawled through their spines as they got flash backs to the Konoha Crush. They turned to see an emotionless Naruto looking back at them.
Finally the last Naruto spoke quietly.
"Um, maybe i-if we just ca-calm down, we can talk this out."
Sakura look at the scene before her and finally lost it.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!"
I know this is really short but i just wanted to see in you guys liked it before i really go into writing this fic. I hope you guys enjoy and leave a review