Last Battle
By: Tinky Winky
Author's note: Okay, this is a crossover. I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS FIC! Please Review.
"Die Potter!" Voldemort screamed.
"Go Pops!" His son, Scott cheered.
Harry's seven years of Hogwarts flashed before his eyes. Suddenly, out of
nowhere, Harry heard a girl shout. "Mars Fire Ignite!" A beam of fire pelted
Scott and Voldemort, and knocked them down. A girl in a red outfit appeared.
"Hi! You're Harry, right? I'm Sailor Mars, champion of ju-"
"Hey! That's my line!" Another girl appeared.
"What are those on your head? They look like meatballs."
"They're not meatballs, Harry. Anyways-"
"Whatever, Meatball head."
"Mars!"
"Who are you?" Scott demanded, getting up.
"I am Sailor Moon, the Champion of justice. I will right wrongs and triumph
over Negaverse trash like you! On behalf of the moon, I shall punish you!"
Scott and Voldemort raided their wands, poised to kill.
"Mercury Aqua Illusion!" Voldemort and Scott were down again.
"Hi Harry! I'm Sailor Mercury. Let me analyze how Melvin and Molly are
doing."
"Melvin and Molly? I only see Scott and Voldemort!"
"The taller one was our friend Molly," Sailor Moon said, pointing to
Voldemort. "And he was our friend Melvin." Mercury finished, pointing to
Scott. Molly and Melvin (a.k.a. Voldemort and Scott) were getting up, ready
for another attack.
"Jupiter Thunder Crush!" A thick beam of electricity hit Melvin, and he
fainted. "Hey you guys! I'm Sailor Jupiter."
"Molly is getting weaker, and Melvin is out cold. We'll have a while."
Mercury stated. While nobody was paying attention, Molly got up, muttered a
spell, and a green light was headed towarde Harry's back when a rose cut
through the air, stopping the spell.
"NOOOO!" Molly screamed. He (or she) fainted.
"I thought I'd join the Party. Luna told me that you guys might be needing
me here."
"Tuxedo Mask!" Sailor Moon shouted as she hugged him. "Where's Artemus and
Luna?"
"Venus Love Chain Encircle!" Melvin and Molly were knocked unconsius
again."Hey you guys. Ready for some action? Artemus told me what to do. Hi
Harry! I'm Sailor Venus. You know, the Sailor Senshi to take care of Princess
Serenity?"
"Oh yeah! We learned about that in Astronomy. Where's Princess Serenity and
Prince Darien?"
"Theyll be coming, Harry," said Sailor Venus. "Artemus, my cat, told me that the
creator
and supreme ruler of the whole Negaverse is here along with his wife."
"Melvin and Molly married? I knew that would happen!" Sailor Moon said,
jumping up
and down.
"Negaverse? You mean Dark Arts, right??"
"What are you talking about, Harry? You are Prince Harry of the Moon Kingdom
during
the Silver Millennium in your past life, Princess Serenitys younger brother."
"Nnnaaannniii? Im Princess Serenity's Brother? Please tell me this is all a
spell Voldemort
put on me to try to torture me. There is no such thing as the Sailor Senshi,
theres no such
thing as the Sailor Senshi, theres no such thing...."
"I can not believe you didn't know that." said Tuxedo Mask.
Suddenly, two cats with crescent moons on their heads appeared.
"Harry! Quick! Shout out, Uranus Planet Power!" said the cat named Luna.
"Um, okay.... Uranus Planet Power!"
Harry was Sailor Uranus!
"Now youre Sailor Uranus!" said the other cat, Artemus. "Now, say Uranus World
Shaking!"
"Uranus World Shaking!"
Molly (Lord Voldemort) and Melvin (Scott) were stuck in a yellow beam of
light.
"Hurry Artemus! Get Mini Moon, Sailor Pluto, and Sailor Neptune!" Artemus went
to
carry out Lunas orders. Within a few minutes, a girl who looked a lot like
Ginny Weasley
appeared with another who looked a lot like Hermione Granger, and the third
one hid in
the shadows. Harry got a glimpse of dreadlocks.
"Harry? Youre a member of the Sailor Senshi? I thought it was just Ginny, Lee,
and me
here at Hogwarts."
"Lee iJORDAN!/i So thats who Sailor Pluto is!"
"Mrs. Norris told me that there was another Sailor Scout here, Hermione," Ginny
said.
"She wouldnt tell me who it was though. She said Luna and Artemus would take
care of
it."
"Okay you guys," said Mrs. Norris, coming in the room. Molly and Melvin were
still out
cold from the world shaking. "We need to do the Sailor Planet Attack, and
fast!"
"Ready?" asked Sailor Moon.
They all held hands.
"Mars Star Power!"
"Venus Star Power!"
"Mercury Star Power!"
"Jupiter Star Power!"
"Uranus Star Power!"
"Neptune Star Power!"
"Pluto Star Power!"
"Mini Moon Power!"
"Moon Cosmic Power!"
Then everyone shouted "Sailor Planet Attack!"
Sailor Moon changed into Princess Serenity, Tuxedo Mask turned into Prince
Darien, and
Harry turned into Prince Harry of the Moon Kingdom! (Ha Harry!) They all
pelted Molly
and Scott with such a force that they discinagrated into dust, never to be
seen or heard of
again.
"All right! Wait till I tell Ron-"
"Harry! You must not tell anyone about your identity at all! Do you understand?"
"Whatever Mrs. Norris."
"Harry, Hermione has kept her identity a secret since her third year!"
"What? I just thought it was the time turner!"
**************************************
After Harry, Ginny, Lee and Hermione became themselves, they brought all the
rest of the
Sailor Senshi to the Great Hall for a feast. They made the announcement that
Molly and
Melvin were gone forever. Dracos jaw almost fell off at the of Sailor Moon
and Sailor
Venus on person. He had a small shrine in the panel in the back of his closet
for both
Sailor scouts. Sailor Venus just glared at him and sat down next to Ron
Weasley at the
Gryffindor Table. All the scouts sat at the Gryffindor Table.
Epilogue: Harry scored higher than Hermione on his Astrology exam. Mrs.
Norris talked
to Harry and Hermione when Ron wasnt around, telling them all about the Moon
Kingdom during the Silver Millennium and all about the adventures of Sailor
Moon and
the Sailor Senshi. THE END
Author's note: Yeah, it was dumb. I wrote it for a Mystery Harry Potter Theater 3000 at: godricshollow.homestead.com
I suggest you check it out! Oh, It took me a while to figure out that Sailor Uranus looked like a boy, but was really a girl. That's why Harry was Uranus. Please Review, even though this was, like so bad or stupid, or both.
By: Tinky Winky
Author's note: Okay, this is a crossover. I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS FIC! Please Review.
"Die Potter!" Voldemort screamed.
"Go Pops!" His son, Scott cheered.
Harry's seven years of Hogwarts flashed before his eyes. Suddenly, out of
nowhere, Harry heard a girl shout. "Mars Fire Ignite!" A beam of fire pelted
Scott and Voldemort, and knocked them down. A girl in a red outfit appeared.
"Hi! You're Harry, right? I'm Sailor Mars, champion of ju-"
"Hey! That's my line!" Another girl appeared.
"What are those on your head? They look like meatballs."
"They're not meatballs, Harry. Anyways-"
"Whatever, Meatball head."
"Mars!"
"Who are you?" Scott demanded, getting up.
"I am Sailor Moon, the Champion of justice. I will right wrongs and triumph
over Negaverse trash like you! On behalf of the moon, I shall punish you!"
Scott and Voldemort raided their wands, poised to kill.
"Mercury Aqua Illusion!" Voldemort and Scott were down again.
"Hi Harry! I'm Sailor Mercury. Let me analyze how Melvin and Molly are
doing."
"Melvin and Molly? I only see Scott and Voldemort!"
"The taller one was our friend Molly," Sailor Moon said, pointing to
Voldemort. "And he was our friend Melvin." Mercury finished, pointing to
Scott. Molly and Melvin (a.k.a. Voldemort and Scott) were getting up, ready
for another attack.
"Jupiter Thunder Crush!" A thick beam of electricity hit Melvin, and he
fainted. "Hey you guys! I'm Sailor Jupiter."
"Molly is getting weaker, and Melvin is out cold. We'll have a while."
Mercury stated. While nobody was paying attention, Molly got up, muttered a
spell, and a green light was headed towarde Harry's back when a rose cut
through the air, stopping the spell.
"NOOOO!" Molly screamed. He (or she) fainted.
"I thought I'd join the Party. Luna told me that you guys might be needing
me here."
"Tuxedo Mask!" Sailor Moon shouted as she hugged him. "Where's Artemus and
Luna?"
"Venus Love Chain Encircle!" Melvin and Molly were knocked unconsius
again."Hey you guys. Ready for some action? Artemus told me what to do. Hi
Harry! I'm Sailor Venus. You know, the Sailor Senshi to take care of Princess
Serenity?"
"Oh yeah! We learned about that in Astronomy. Where's Princess Serenity and
Prince Darien?"
"Theyll be coming, Harry," said Sailor Venus. "Artemus, my cat, told me that the
creator
and supreme ruler of the whole Negaverse is here along with his wife."
"Melvin and Molly married? I knew that would happen!" Sailor Moon said,
jumping up
and down.
"Negaverse? You mean Dark Arts, right??"
"What are you talking about, Harry? You are Prince Harry of the Moon Kingdom
during
the Silver Millennium in your past life, Princess Serenitys younger brother."
"Nnnaaannniii? Im Princess Serenity's Brother? Please tell me this is all a
spell Voldemort
put on me to try to torture me. There is no such thing as the Sailor Senshi,
theres no such
thing as the Sailor Senshi, theres no such thing...."
"I can not believe you didn't know that." said Tuxedo Mask.
Suddenly, two cats with crescent moons on their heads appeared.
"Harry! Quick! Shout out, Uranus Planet Power!" said the cat named Luna.
"Um, okay.... Uranus Planet Power!"
Harry was Sailor Uranus!
"Now youre Sailor Uranus!" said the other cat, Artemus. "Now, say Uranus World
Shaking!"
"Uranus World Shaking!"
Molly (Lord Voldemort) and Melvin (Scott) were stuck in a yellow beam of
light.
"Hurry Artemus! Get Mini Moon, Sailor Pluto, and Sailor Neptune!" Artemus went
to
carry out Lunas orders. Within a few minutes, a girl who looked a lot like
Ginny Weasley
appeared with another who looked a lot like Hermione Granger, and the third
one hid in
the shadows. Harry got a glimpse of dreadlocks.
"Harry? Youre a member of the Sailor Senshi? I thought it was just Ginny, Lee,
and me
here at Hogwarts."
"Lee iJORDAN!/i So thats who Sailor Pluto is!"
"Mrs. Norris told me that there was another Sailor Scout here, Hermione," Ginny
said.
"She wouldnt tell me who it was though. She said Luna and Artemus would take
care of
it."
"Okay you guys," said Mrs. Norris, coming in the room. Molly and Melvin were
still out
cold from the world shaking. "We need to do the Sailor Planet Attack, and
fast!"
"Ready?" asked Sailor Moon.
They all held hands.
"Mars Star Power!"
"Venus Star Power!"
"Mercury Star Power!"
"Jupiter Star Power!"
"Uranus Star Power!"
"Neptune Star Power!"
"Pluto Star Power!"
"Mini Moon Power!"
"Moon Cosmic Power!"
Then everyone shouted "Sailor Planet Attack!"
Sailor Moon changed into Princess Serenity, Tuxedo Mask turned into Prince
Darien, and
Harry turned into Prince Harry of the Moon Kingdom! (Ha Harry!) They all
pelted Molly
and Scott with such a force that they discinagrated into dust, never to be
seen or heard of
again.
"All right! Wait till I tell Ron-"
"Harry! You must not tell anyone about your identity at all! Do you understand?"
"Whatever Mrs. Norris."
"Harry, Hermione has kept her identity a secret since her third year!"
"What? I just thought it was the time turner!"
**************************************
After Harry, Ginny, Lee and Hermione became themselves, they brought all the
rest of the
Sailor Senshi to the Great Hall for a feast. They made the announcement that
Molly and
Melvin were gone forever. Dracos jaw almost fell off at the of Sailor Moon
and Sailor
Venus on person. He had a small shrine in the panel in the back of his closet
for both
Sailor scouts. Sailor Venus just glared at him and sat down next to Ron
Weasley at the
Gryffindor Table. All the scouts sat at the Gryffindor Table.
Epilogue: Harry scored higher than Hermione on his Astrology exam. Mrs.
Norris talked
to Harry and Hermione when Ron wasnt around, telling them all about the Moon
Kingdom during the Silver Millennium and all about the adventures of Sailor
Moon and
the Sailor Senshi. THE END
Author's note: Yeah, it was dumb. I wrote it for a Mystery Harry Potter Theater 3000 at: godricshollow.homestead.com
I suggest you check it out! Oh, It took me a while to figure out that Sailor Uranus looked like a boy, but was really a girl. That's why Harry was Uranus. Please Review, even though this was, like so bad or stupid, or both.
