Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing and I don't own Heero. Even though I wish I did. Heehee. This is the first installment of "Heero's Birthday" Enjoy! There's not really much to say about it, besides the fact that I'll try to make it somewhat humorous. I don't know if I can top "Wufei's Birthday", but I damn well better try!

*When the type is in bold, it means Trowa and/or his family are talking through chalkboards.

Heero- "I do not want a party. I am not a 'party animal'. The only animal I may be classified as is a mammal of the not partying variety."

Heero's Mom- Crosses her arms, then pulls out a gun pointing it to his head. "Your mission is to have a party and invite your friends. You will have a good time, understood?"

Heero- Bows slightly. "Yes. Mission accepted. I will invite my friends. I will have a good time to the best of my ability."

Heero's Dad- "Excellent, son. Remember. Cause lots of misery and pain. It will be a very good party. Don't forget to wash the blood stains out of your shirt."

Heero- "Yes, father."

~At the Winner Household.~

Random Minion #37- "Master Quatre! Mail for you, sir!" Bows to little cute Quatre, who smiles and takes the letter eagerly.

Quatre- "Thanks Random Minion #37!" Random Minion #37 bows and runs back out the way he came. "Hm, what could this be?" He opens the letter and tries desperately to read it. "You are. can't read that.. To my. can't read that. Come. can't read that either. MOM!"

Quatre's Mom- Walks into Quatre's room and reads it for him. "You are invited to my party of bloodshed. Please come. It would be much appreciated. Signed Heero Yuy. Well, isn't that nice?"

Quatre- "Okay!! I'm gonna go get ready!" His minions begin to pack up his stuff.

~At the Chang Household.~

Wufei- "When will my. reflection show. Who I am inside?."

Wufei's Mom- "Look at me. I will never pass for a perfect bride. Or a perfect daughter."

Wufei's Dad- "Can it be? I'm not meant to play this part?." Pauses the movie and goes to get the mail. Comes back and hands Wufei a letter.

Wufei- "Hn." Opens it and stares at it for a couple seconds. ".I can't read this."

Wufei's Mom- "It says. I think. You are invited to my party of bloodshed. Please come. It would be much appreciated. Signed, Heero Yuy."

Wufei's Dad- "Well, go get ready. You can't dishonor them by not accepting it."

Wufei- Bows and walks quietly upstairs to get ready. Poor Wufei has no minions to help him.

~Meanwhile at the Barton Household.~

Trowa- Mother. This just came for me in the mail. He shakes the letter a little bit. It's asking if I can go to Heero's birthday party. May I?

Trowa's Mom- Of course, Trowa. Do you need a ride? He nods quietly. Alright then. Go get ready and I will take you.

Trowa- I hope they don't try to make me speak again. I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.

Trowa's Mom- Turning around and facing him. You can speak when you're ready. Just remember we always love you, even if you don't speak with your chalkboard anymore. They embrace.

Trowa- Thanks mom. He runs upstairs to get ready. Trowa doesn't have any minions either. Poor Trowa.

~Meanwhile at the Maxwell Apartment.~

Duo- "Mom! Mom! Oh. Guess she had to work late again. Well, I can always walk." Looks down at the letter. He could only decipher the words 'Heero' and 'party' which automatically means food. He runs up to his room and grabs some sugar, kool-aid, and a backpack. "This time. I won't have to rely on Heero for the kool-aid." Poor Duo doesn't have any minions to help. Poor Duo.

............To be continued............

KChan- Poor Duo. I'm playing this to the series, so Duo is an orphan. He kinda has this thing where he pretends his mom is at work all the time. It's actually the only really sad part in this story. We'll learn more about that in later chapters though. Keep reading! Keep reviewing! I love it!!!