There were 10 in the fellowship so Bill the pony said:
"Piss off pretty boy, piss off," So Legolas ran off and found his biggest fan.
There were 9 in the fellowship when Bill the pony said:
"Eat dirt crack-pot, eat dirt," So Gandalf flew away and ate a mushroom pie.
There were 8 in the fellowship but Bill the pony said:
"Poo you fat dude, poo you," So Gimli waddled off and worked in a Tesco's.
There were 7 in the fellowship AND STILL Bill the pony said:
"The sun don't shine outta yer ass you know, outta yer ass you know," So Aragorn strode off became a hippie.
There were 6 in the fellowship HOWEVER Bill the pony said:
"Get a life Crazy man, get a life," So Boromir fled away and got himself killed.
There were 5 in the fellowship! And Bill the pony said:
"Chew this Butt munch, Chew this," So Merry walked away and sold all his mirrors.
There were !!!*4*!!! In the fellowship!! AND EVEN NOW Bill the pony said:
"Screw you possessed freak, screw you," So Frodo skipped off and became a movie star (horror movies mind you).
There were only ***3*** in the fellowship! Yet Bill the pony said:
"Whatever funny-boy, whatever," So Pippin danced away and inherited Microsoft.
There were only ****2**** in the fellowship!!!!!!!!!!! (And the ring had gone as well!) So Bill the Pony said:
"Damn it Sam, we're gonna have to recruit!" So they held auditions and the results were….
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Well, if you Review saying who you wanna be (or just to say what you think- PLEASE! 0:) Pwerlese!) Then I'll redo it saying its you. Think about it…it may be good publicity…
Thankeys for reviewing! Please read some of my other stories as well…
"Piss off pretty boy, piss off," So Legolas ran off and found his biggest fan.
There were 9 in the fellowship when Bill the pony said:
"Eat dirt crack-pot, eat dirt," So Gandalf flew away and ate a mushroom pie.
There were 8 in the fellowship but Bill the pony said:
"Poo you fat dude, poo you," So Gimli waddled off and worked in a Tesco's.
There were 7 in the fellowship AND STILL Bill the pony said:
"The sun don't shine outta yer ass you know, outta yer ass you know," So Aragorn strode off became a hippie.
There were 6 in the fellowship HOWEVER Bill the pony said:
"Get a life Crazy man, get a life," So Boromir fled away and got himself killed.
There were 5 in the fellowship! And Bill the pony said:
"Chew this Butt munch, Chew this," So Merry walked away and sold all his mirrors.
There were !!!*4*!!! In the fellowship!! AND EVEN NOW Bill the pony said:
"Screw you possessed freak, screw you," So Frodo skipped off and became a movie star (horror movies mind you).
There were only ***3*** in the fellowship! Yet Bill the pony said:
"Whatever funny-boy, whatever," So Pippin danced away and inherited Microsoft.
There were only ****2**** in the fellowship!!!!!!!!!!! (And the ring had gone as well!) So Bill the Pony said:
"Damn it Sam, we're gonna have to recruit!" So they held auditions and the results were….
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+ *+*+*
Well, if you Review saying who you wanna be (or just to say what you think- PLEASE! 0:) Pwerlese!) Then I'll redo it saying its you. Think about it…it may be good publicity…
Thankeys for reviewing! Please read some of my other stories as well…