Disclaimer: Cauliflower-and-broccoli-rule1 does not own Naruto or its characters
Notes: Shikamaru's POV
Alarm clocks are troublesome
Beep!
Ugh, what is that troublesome noise? It woke me up from my perfect dream. Why won't the noise stop? I guess I should open my eyes and find out what it is. I opened my eyes to see that the noise was my alarm clock. I remember now, I have a mission today with my team, team 7, team 8, team 10 and team Gai. They're all meeting at my house because I wake up last. Forget it; I'm not turning off the alarm clock and my mom bought this special alarm clock that will go on for 20 minutes unless someone hits the snooze button. I don't want to move I'll get someone else to do it.
"INO!!!" I called
"Yes Shika-kun?" Ino asked as she walked in my room.
"I have a HUGE problem!"
"What is it?"
"The stupid alarm clock won't turn off! Can you turn it off for me?" I groaned
"GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT OF BED AND DO IT YOURSELF!!!" Ino screamed at me. After that I decided to call in my good friend Chouji.
"WAIT! INO! OH DAMN IT! CHOUJI!!! COME HERE!"
"What is it? I'm eating breakfast." Chouji said showing me his plate.
"Uh, that's steak." I said looking at his plate.
"What's your point?"
"Can you turn off the alarm clock?"
"I'm eating! Do it yourself!" Chouji yelled as he walked back to the kitchen. Probably to eat everything in my fridge. Ugh! I know I'll call sweet little Sakura in here. She'll definitely help me.
"SAKURA!!!"
"Yeah?" Sakura said walking in my room.
"Can you turn off my alarm clock?"
"YOU INTERRUPTED MY CONVERSATION WITH SASUKE-KUN SO YOU COULD ASK ME TO TURN OFF YOUR ALARM CLOCK?!" Sakura's voice is so loud. And now she's leaving and my alarm clock is still beeping. God this is annoying. I know! Naruto will help me.
"NARUTO!!!"
"What?"
"Turn off my alarm clock."
"Sorry, Shikamaru but I have to go work on a jutsu before we leave for the mission." Ok, this is really starting to piss me off now.
"LEE!!!" He'll help me. I hope.
"BE YOUTHFUL! What is it?" Lee said
"Can you turn off my alarm clock?"
"I'M SORRY BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE YOUTHFUL!" And then he walked away. I can't believe I'm doing this but…
"SASUKE!!!"
"Hn. What?"
"I can't believe I'm asking you but…Sasuke can you turn off my alarm clock?"
"Yeah right" Yeah I didn't think he would. Whatever I'll just turn it off myself. I got up to turn it off and when my hand was just about to hit the snooze button the beeping stopped.
"Are you kidding me?! I'm gonna go watch the clouds."