THE RETURN OF KIRA

PRC-HEY EVERYBODY. I'M BACK.

SORA- YA. R U EVER GOIN TO REPOST MY STORY

PRC-ONCE I FIX IT YES.

SORA-COOL. SO WHAT YA WRITING ABOUT TODAY?

PRC-DEATH NOTE!

L-YAY! HI PRC-CHAN. IT'S GONNA BE ABOUT ME RIGHT?

LIGHT-YES HELLO. AND IF L IS IN THIS THE IT MUST BE SAFE TO ASSUME THAT I AM AS WELL.

PRC-YUP. HEEHEE

SASUKE-HEY WHAT ABOUT ME AND NARU?

NARUTO-SASUKE! JESUS FOR A FREELOADER YOU SURE ARE NEEDY!

PRC-WRITERS BLOCK. SO I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM THE OTHER SIDE TO GET THIS CRAZY IDEA I HAVE OUT OF MY HEAD. BUT I WILL CONTINUE! EVENTUALLY

YAGURA-AWESOME. GIVES ME MORE TIME TO WHIP SASUKE'S GIRLY ASS

*YAGURA GRABS SASUKE AND NARUTO AND RUNS OFF*

PRC-ANYWAY...LIGHT! DISCLAIMER!

LIGHT-WHAT? Oh RIGHT *BEGINS TO READ FROM SCRIPT.* "SIGHT IS ONE OF THE MOST USED SENSES IN THE BODY..."

PRC-OOPSE. THAT'S MY EYEBALL ESSAY FOR BIO.

*GIVE SCRIPT TO LIGHT IN EXCHANGE FOR ESSAY*

LIGHT-"PRC DOES NOT OWN DEATHNOTE, ME, L, OR ANYTHING OF SUCH SORTS. SHE ONLY OWNS THE PLOT AND THE OC." SO THERE'S GONNA BE AN OC?

L-NO DON'T SPOIL IT! WE'LL JUST HAVE TO READ AND FIND OUT WON'T WE LIGHT-KUN.

LIGHT-YOUR LUCKY I LOVE YOU OR I WOULD KILL YOU

L-IT'S KIRA!

PRC- ANYWAY...ON WITH THE SHOW!

He was leaning on his desk with his head in his hands. Matsuda was next to him laughing.

"Oh come on Light. You can't sleep now. We have to work on L's new case. Murders son't stop themselves you know."

Light grumbled somethimg makeing Matsuda laugh even harder.

"Light I understand you are gay and happy with Ryuzaki and all, but could you please refrian from muttering about your sex life in my presence?" asked his father, capatin Yagami, who had shown up infront of his son. Light muttered again sending both men into fits of laughter. I decided then to walk into the office. I shuffeled up behind Light, who was fast asleep on his desk. I nodded to the other gentalmen before I began working his shoulders. He moaned and stuck his head deepere into his arms.

"Um Ryuzaki? Isn't that counterproductive. I mean he's only falling deeper into sleep." asked Matsuda. I simply smiled knowingly.

"No because now I have to go take a cold shower...again." The capatin paled while matsuda and I laughed. Light stood up and wrapped his arms around my waist.

"Hello Ryuzaki. What brings you here?" he asked.

"Oh nothing. Just bored, thought I would come to see how you preformed your job in person. As I can clearly see, You are a slacker."

Oh how I loved this man. 'How is it someone so amazing could be mine? Howw could someone so perfect love me?' Well in anyone elses eyes, he was far from perfect. He was Kira. A murder. L's old sworn enemy. But L didn't see it that way. And he'd be damned if he let such minor details of a long forgotten past change his mind now. Good thing noone else knew just what Light had become.

Light's POV

"Oh come on Light. You can't sleep now. We have to work on L's new case. Murders won't stop themselves you know." said my partner next to me.

"You would think that sleeping with the boss would get you inside info on important cases. But no. All it gets you is really great sex." I muttered in reply, head still burind in my arms in an attempt to make up for some lost sleep. 'Damn that insomniac panda. keeping me up all night!'

"Light I understand you are gay and happy with Ryuzaki and all, but could you please refrian from muttering about your sex life in my presence?" asked his father, capatin Yagami.

"You'd think that having the cheif as your father would get you some leyway. But no. All i get is irritated and less sleep."

This sent both men in to fits pf laughter. Suddenly I felt to hands begin to work my shoulders. Normally the touch would send me to sleep, but there was a very sexually way the fingers worked into the skin. I felt all the blood drop to my lower regions. "Damn he really knows exactly how to wake me up doesn't he?' I tried to bury my head into my arms and escape the sensuous touch. But alas, the errotic rubbing continued.

"Um Ryuzaki? Isn't that counterproductive. I mean he's only falling deeper into sleep." asked Matsuda.

"No because now I have to go take a cold shower. Again." I laughed standing up.

I saw my father's face paled as Matsuda and Ryuzaki laughed. I turned and wrapped my arms around the waist of the slouched man in front of me.

"Hello Ryuzaki. What brings you here?" I asked.

"Oh nothing. Just bored, thought I would come to see how you preformed your job in person. As I can clearly see, You are a slacker." he smiled, making my heart skip a beat.

"Well I break in about ten minutes, we can go get coffee and I'll even buy you cake."

His face lite up like the fourth of July. I loved that look he got when he thought about sugar. It was so childish and just plain adorable. He began to nod enthusiastically.

"Oh yes Light-kun. I would like that very much.

I turned to get my coat as my dad walked back into his office. I stood up only to feel someone jump up on to my back and stick their warm hands directly over my eyes.

"Light-kun! I'm back!"

HEEHEE CLIFFY! SO YA. THAT'S THE FIRST CHAPTER. KINDA SHORT IK BUT HEY, IT'S THE FIRST CH. CAN'T BE TO EXCITING OR IT MAKES THE OTHER CHAPTERS LOOK LAME. SO R&R PLEASE. HELPS MOTIVATE THE AUTHORESS IF SHE KNOWS HER WORKS ARE LOVED :)

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