Disclaimer: not mine
AN: well, this just came to my when I was lying on the sofa with a temperature of 103. -.-;; I'm a very weird person. ^.^any-whoo...utter craziness, umm...no need call mental institute.my best bud has them on speed dial. ^.~ *wink*
WARNING: pure, utter stupidity. No need to tell me that.
How to get your favorite FY character...(kinda)
By: miaka-baka
*Tiny lil nyan nyan pops up*
nyan nyan: HI! *grin* I'll be your um...instructor? today!
*lags out a huge glass case. Thumping and yelling can be heard underneath the velvet covering. Readers and audience begin having second thoughts and back away*
nyan nyan: *sweatdrop* perhaps we should have gotten someone else for this... oh well. He was the closest! *pulls cover off*
*silence*
...
"WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*thousands of fan-girls scream*
nyan nyan: I present to you-
ThingINsideTheCage: FUCKING NYAN NYAN!! LEMME OUT OR elSE I'LL REKKA SHINEN YOUR ASS TO-
Nyan nyan: - tasuki. -.-;; *mutter* why was *I* the one to get stuck with this job?
Author: cuz…ur just so loveable? ^.^
Nyan nyan: ah...yes. well, onto the "lesson" as some would call it. It's actually just a waste of time really but-
Author: SHhhh what they can't know can't hurt them! *sweatdrop* read on folks...
Nyan nyan: alright. for the "first step" you calm them down…we suggest someone other than Tasuki. Don't try to handle him at home kids! Expert nyan-nyans only!
*nyan nyan scooches closer to tasuki carefully.*
Tasuki: !(!02)(#WJGOI&#IHVKJ)OEIU(*!^$OIH!!!! FUCK!!!!!
Nyan nyan: Watch closely. *waves some sake in front of Tasuki*
Tasuki: Eghhh *drool*s-saaakkkeee...
Nyan nyan: fortunately, my way worked. If it didn't, I always could have tried to threaten him into it. *holds out a jug of water for demonstration* see?
Tasuki: *whimper* damn...
Nyan nyan: step 2! Remember, when trying to do this to your favorite seishi,of which all from Tasuki to tatara will be demonstrated, tecniques will be different. Learn their language.
Tasuki: fucking nyan stupid rag doll with damned pigtails and the annoying as hell "heal heal he-
Nyan nyan: *whap* *cough cough* of course what they SHOULD have learned was to make sure NOT to insult the person/ trainer that ISN'T in a cage and which is also holding the ssaaakkkee...*snicker*
Tasuki: *grumble*
Nyan nyan: now, in tasuki's case, all we do is umm...make our english more egh...what's the word? Crude. And add some cuss words! Observe!
Nyan nyan: hey tasuki! Ya want this sake? Damned good as helL!
Tasuki: FINALLY, you make sense…and yes!! GIMME DAMNIT!!!
Nyan nyan: *walks away* as you can see, this has worked too. Tasuki was one of the tougher ones. One must know a variety of cuss words, preferably in many languages.
Tasuki: *nod nod* damn straight.
Nyan nyan: the third step is to...well, establish some sort of friendship with them. For tasuki, you could start drinking-
Tasuki: yah! *Wink*
Nyan nyan: - learn the *cough* amusing bandit dance-
Tasuki: COME ON!! YA KNOW YA WANNA!!!
Nyan nyan: -or set your hair on fire and buy a tessen to pretend to be his long lost relative. -.-;;
Tasuki: -.-;;
Author: *SOB* DON'T QUESTION MY SANITY!!!
Nyan nyan: now for the next ste-
Tasuki: OH STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT ALREADY!! I AM *NOT* A CAGED ANIMAL TO BE DROOLED OVER AND-
*millions of fangirls run over and drool over him...pet him...and give him sake.*
Tasuki: *drunk* yah...dis-dis is da life ya'll…
Nyan nyan: *solemn* next time we'll find someone more...sane. and less drunk. Tasuki is unable to continue our sesson. Until next time! *waves*
TBC?
Tasuki: I say that was abuse
Nyan nyan: no it wasn't!
Tasuki: I WAS CAGED, USED AS AN EXAMPLE, AND DENIED SAKE!! ABBUUUSSSEEE!!!!
Nyan nyan: well...when you put it THAT way ...
^.^;; please review if you want me to continue the insanity...if not, just don't bother flaming me.
AN: well, this just came to my when I was lying on the sofa with a temperature of 103. -.-;; I'm a very weird person. ^.^any-whoo...utter craziness, umm...no need call mental institute.my best bud has them on speed dial. ^.~ *wink*
WARNING: pure, utter stupidity. No need to tell me that.
How to get your favorite FY character...(kinda)
By: miaka-baka
*Tiny lil nyan nyan pops up*
nyan nyan: HI! *grin* I'll be your um...instructor? today!
*lags out a huge glass case. Thumping and yelling can be heard underneath the velvet covering. Readers and audience begin having second thoughts and back away*
nyan nyan: *sweatdrop* perhaps we should have gotten someone else for this... oh well. He was the closest! *pulls cover off*
*silence*
...
"WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*thousands of fan-girls scream*
nyan nyan: I present to you-
ThingINsideTheCage: FUCKING NYAN NYAN!! LEMME OUT OR elSE I'LL REKKA SHINEN YOUR ASS TO-
Nyan nyan: - tasuki. -.-;; *mutter* why was *I* the one to get stuck with this job?
Author: cuz…ur just so loveable? ^.^
Nyan nyan: ah...yes. well, onto the "lesson" as some would call it. It's actually just a waste of time really but-
Author: SHhhh what they can't know can't hurt them! *sweatdrop* read on folks...
Nyan nyan: alright. for the "first step" you calm them down…we suggest someone other than Tasuki. Don't try to handle him at home kids! Expert nyan-nyans only!
*nyan nyan scooches closer to tasuki carefully.*
Tasuki: !(!02)(#WJGOI&#IHVKJ)OEIU(*!^$OIH!!!! FUCK!!!!!
Nyan nyan: Watch closely. *waves some sake in front of Tasuki*
Tasuki: Eghhh *drool*s-saaakkkeee...
Nyan nyan: fortunately, my way worked. If it didn't, I always could have tried to threaten him into it. *holds out a jug of water for demonstration* see?
Tasuki: *whimper* damn...
Nyan nyan: step 2! Remember, when trying to do this to your favorite seishi,of which all from Tasuki to tatara will be demonstrated, tecniques will be different. Learn their language.
Tasuki: fucking nyan stupid rag doll with damned pigtails and the annoying as hell "heal heal he-
Nyan nyan: *whap* *cough cough* of course what they SHOULD have learned was to make sure NOT to insult the person/ trainer that ISN'T in a cage and which is also holding the ssaaakkkee...*snicker*
Tasuki: *grumble*
Nyan nyan: now, in tasuki's case, all we do is umm...make our english more egh...what's the word? Crude. And add some cuss words! Observe!
Nyan nyan: hey tasuki! Ya want this sake? Damned good as helL!
Tasuki: FINALLY, you make sense…and yes!! GIMME DAMNIT!!!
Nyan nyan: *walks away* as you can see, this has worked too. Tasuki was one of the tougher ones. One must know a variety of cuss words, preferably in many languages.
Tasuki: *nod nod* damn straight.
Nyan nyan: the third step is to...well, establish some sort of friendship with them. For tasuki, you could start drinking-
Tasuki: yah! *Wink*
Nyan nyan: - learn the *cough* amusing bandit dance-
Tasuki: COME ON!! YA KNOW YA WANNA!!!
Nyan nyan: -or set your hair on fire and buy a tessen to pretend to be his long lost relative. -.-;;
Tasuki: -.-;;
Author: *SOB* DON'T QUESTION MY SANITY!!!
Nyan nyan: now for the next ste-
Tasuki: OH STOP THIS FUCKING SHIT ALREADY!! I AM *NOT* A CAGED ANIMAL TO BE DROOLED OVER AND-
*millions of fangirls run over and drool over him...pet him...and give him sake.*
Tasuki: *drunk* yah...dis-dis is da life ya'll…
Nyan nyan: *solemn* next time we'll find someone more...sane. and less drunk. Tasuki is unable to continue our sesson. Until next time! *waves*
TBC?
Tasuki: I say that was abuse
Nyan nyan: no it wasn't!
Tasuki: I WAS CAGED, USED AS AN EXAMPLE, AND DENIED SAKE!! ABBUUUSSSEEE!!!!
Nyan nyan: well...when you put it THAT way ...
^.^;; please review if you want me to continue the insanity...if not, just don't bother flaming me.