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The Missing Chapter

this is the story about stories about how the people in the story

the Stab101 Saga came into the story... this first chapter tells

how Stab101, HellsAngel, Kimmie, and Devil came to waterworks...

in their own story..... if you haven't read the story that I had typed

called the Stab101 Saga, then you might want to read this before

you read the story..... if you don't want to, you don't have to...

If you read it, and you don't care, then that's alright too....

If your just bored, and want to read this.... then go ahead...

If you think that this story is stupid, then it just might be....

If you can't read this story, then that's your problem...

If you don't like this story, then why you read it...

If you think I should get on with this story....

then you are right.... now on to Stab101's part of the story....

In the universe, there is a galaxy, and in that galaxy, a solar system,

and in that solar system, a planet called Earth.... and in that planet

called Earth, there is lots of organisms... and one type of these

lots of organismsis called the humans... and of all the humans,

there is a really special, very tall, very dumb, yet always thinking

human named.......................................................Stab101!

This human named Stab101, is on earth right now, and doesn't

know that he is destined to go to the 2nd worst place in Halo....

This place is called waterworks, and him, and his alien brother

will have to go there some day.... but that's later in the story....

Right now, Stab101 is on earth, trying to complete his mission,

his great mission, if he chooses to accept it or not, is to get a

cheeseburger for Big... which, some how, he having a hard

time doing...so he asks Big, Specwar1, and ChibiNinja for help....

Stab101 : " where is the cheeseburger stand!"

Specwar1: " there is no cheeseburger stand!"

Stab101: " there isn't? Then why did he sent me to get one?"

ChibiNinja: " that was only to get you away from us! Now go away!"

Stab101: " but.....but you all are my friends!"

Big: " your being a pest, now go away!"

Stab101: " but......"

Big/Specwar1/ChibiNinja: " NOW!"

Stab101 walks away from them, crying.....

Stab101: " but......but they were friendly when my brother HellsAngel was with them.... I don't get it.................I want to see my brother again! I wish he didn't take that stupid mission! I wish he was here!"

Stab walks to the cafeteria and gets himself a cheeseburger....

Stab afterwards then goes to his room and plays his video games....

Then goes to bed.... Stab then has a really weird dream... he is

on this ring, where there is nothing but rocks and water, where

his mission is to guard a base that he calls home, because it

is the greatest thing that ever happened to him... but then two

elites tried to kill him, but couldn't because his brother was

with him...( which he is glad for).. then he wakes up....

Stab101: " was that a dream? Or was that reality? Cause that was one real, and very interesting dream................ maybe I should stop playing them video games!"

With that in his mind, he goes to the cafeteria again to get himself

a cheeseburger... then some oreo's..... after he is done eating,

he walks down the corridor and just walks around thinking....

Stab101 : " but that was a great dream, though, and it looked like it would be a fantastic place to go to! But im not am I ? And my brother is gone! I wish that everything that was is my dream happens right this instant!"

For some reason, by fate, it could have come true, or it could be

just dumb luck.... because all of the sudden the Sargent came

running down the corridor and went to Stab....

Sargent: " are you stab?"

Stab101: " Stab am I , so that I am!"

Sargent : " your brother wants me to tell you that he is back!"

Stab101: " he is!!!!"

Stab jumps 30ft in the air, and hits the ceiling....

Stab101 : " oww.... that hurts!"

Sargent: " ...."

Stab101: " when is he going to see me?"

Sargent : " actually, you have been assigned a mission with your brother....."

Stab101: " wait , what?"

Sargent: " he is asking you to meet with him...."

Stab101: " ah, ok, ill meet him in the cafeteria!"

Sargent: " NO! YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU?!"

Stab101: " .....................huh?"

Sargent: " just follow me........"

Stab101: " oh, ok!"

Stab follows the Sargent to a room where there is many ships...

Stab101: " wow! There is a lot of ships here! I wonder if I get to fly one of them...."

Sargent: "..............."

Stab101: " and I will do flips and side flips, and a cart wheel....."

Sargent: " ................................."

Stab101: " and a nose dive, and a high dive, and....."

Sargent: " ........SHUT UP!"

Stab101: " oh, ok!"

As they go past all the ships, they go into another room,

there, they stop....

Stab101: " Brother!"

HellsAngel: " ........................"

Stab101: " where are we going?"

HellsAngel: "............... I don't know............"

Stab101: " hey sarge, were are we going?"

Sargent: " you both are going to waterworks! There is a base there that you can use as shelter..... your missions is to kill the elites, and guard the base until we are informed other wise....."

HellsAngel: " informed other wise of what?"

The Sargent didn't give an answer, he just left.....

HellsAngel: " hey!"

Stab101: " lets go and get them!"

HellsAngel: " ........................ya, sure......"

Stab and HellsAngel gets into the ship that was assigned

for them for their mission.... leaving earth, and heading

for halo.....

Stab101: " are we there yet?"

HellsAngel: " ........"

Stab101: " are we there yet?"

HellsAngel: " ..........."

Stab101: " .........are..."

HellsAngel: "NO!"

Stab101: " actually, I was going to ask are we loaded?"

HellsAngel: " ......................."

Stab101: " .................. are we there yet?"

HellsAngel: "_"

Stab101: " hey, we are finally here!"

They land in waterworks, stab goes outside and puts all

the supplies into the base as soon as he came out!"

Stab101: " well, that was easy!"

HellsAngel: " .............."

Stab101: " this is a great place! I can't believe that this is our new home!"

HellsAngel: "............................"

Stab101: " and look at this lake!"

Stab points to a lake full of grim and stuff in it....

Stab101: " .......... look at the lake!"

HellsAngel: " ............."

Stab101: " well, you have been so quiet! Why?"

HellsAngel: " ........ cause...."

Stab101: " cause why?"

HellsAngel: ".......... don't you get it! They tricked us! If there were elites here, they would have already started shooting!"

Suddenly, two elites out of no where started shooting at

them, HellsAngel grabbed Stab by the shoulder and

hurled him into the base.....

Stab101: " whoa! That was fun!"

HellsAngel: " stay in there, ill keep them busy!"

Stab101: " wow! This is just like in my dream! If I remember it correctly, one of the elites say something....."

Devil: " retreat!"

Stab101: " ya, like that!"

The two elites retreat into the metal tower....

HellsAngel: " that was too close, we should be ready next time...."

Stab101: " oh, ok! You were great out there!"

HellsAngel: " .......ya, but you can help too! Your not completely helpless!"

Stab101: " where is my gun?"

HellsAngel: " I take that back...... you are helpless........."

Stab101: " so, are we here until the elites are dead?"

HellsAngel: " yep....."

Stab101: " does this also mean that we can call more people to aid us if they over come us?"

HellsAngel: "........................................."

Stab101: "and......."

Hellsangel: " just go inside!"

Stab101: "oh, oky!"

And so, them two go inside, stuck on waterworks until

their mission is complete, but what they don't realize that

their mission will become a adventure of a lifetime, and

will be remembered throughout halo history........not!!!!

.... this is now HellsAngel's part of the story.....

In the middle of the Sahara Desert, there is a base,

where weird and unimaginable things are happening

there......

Big: " whats up?"

HellsAngel: " ah, nothing, I just got this new mission!"

ChibiNinja: " oh really? What is it this time?"

HellsAngel : " it's a space mission, again....."

Specwar1: " ya, we all get a lot of those types of missions these days, fighting in a space destroyer, cruise n around the space station for enemy fighters, and then destroying them, its just too boring!"

HellsAngel: " ya, it always is, I mean, there is no challenge in it...."

Stab walks towards them....

Stab101: " hi you all!"

Big: " now there is someone who is challenged....."

HellsAngel : " ...................."

ChibiNinja: " ya, hi there stab, we were just talkin about you..."

HellsAngel: " ........................."

Stab101: " you all were? I didn't know my last mission to get Big a soda was going to be so famous!"

HellsAngel: "......................................."

Specwar1: " well, I think its time for you to go, HellsAngel!"

HellsAngel: " yep, bye!"

Stab101: " wait, where are you going?"

HellsAngel: " another mission......"

Stab101: " can't I come along?"

HellsAngel,: " you cannot, its my mission!"

Stab101: " aw, man.... oh well, cya later then!"

HellsAngel leaves to the ship dock....

Big, Specwar1, and ChibiNinja all turns to Stab.....

Stab101 : " I guess its just me and you three again! Good times!"

Big/ChibiNinja/Specwar1: "........................................"

Stab101: " hey, why are you all quite all of the sudden?"

Big/ChibiNinja/Specwar1: "........................................"

Stab101: " oh well, lets play a game!"

Big: " hey stab, I got another mission for you!"

Stab101: " really? What is it this time?"

Big: " get me a cheeseburger from a cheeseburger stand......."

Specwar1: " and do it quickly!"

Stab101: " oky, ill try to find a stand!"

Stab leaves to find a cheeseburger stand that

doesn't exists....

Meanwhile, in space...

HellsAngel : "this mission should be easy, all I have to do is destroy these enemy ships attacking our ships and that will be it!"

HellsAngel shoots down 3 enemy ships down...

Then does a flip and shoots down 2 more...

HellsAngel : " see, this is easy! This shouldn't take very long!"

As HellsAngel shoots down enemy ships,

an enemy goes into the base using a ship that

is similar to the ones in the base... the enemy

then gets out of the ship....

Commander: " had a good run, soldier?"

Soldier: " you know, im not one of your soldiers!"

Commander: " your not?

Soldier: " no, im not! My name is Jesse! And ill be taken that power supply!"

Jesse points a gun at the commander....

Commander: " guards!"

Jesse shoots the commander in the leg, then

Gets in his ship... and takes off..

Jesse : " darn, too many guards! I have to destroy the power supply........myself....."

As he flies in space towards the satellite, HellsAngel is

destroying more of Jesse's enemy ships....

HellsAngel: " this should be the last one!"

HellsAngel shoots down an enemy ship.....

HellsAngel: " well, I think that was all of them...."

Just then, the sirens went off on the satellite,

HellsAngel receives a call in the ship...

Commander: " this is the commander, do you copy?"

HellsAngel: " I copy, what is the sirens about?"

Commander: " someone has reached the satellite and is trying to destroy the power supply........himself....."

HellsAngel: " ah, ok, that was really weird......"

Commander: " just destroy the person inside the satellite!"

HellsAngel: " ok!"

HellsAngel flies his ship towards the dock of the satellite..

lands on it, and goes into the satellite....

HellsAngel: " wow, I didn't really think that this mission would have an extra with it... I was for sure I have destroyed every ship.... I guess I missed one...."

HellsAngel goes into the hall way and follows the signs to

the power supply.... meanwhile, in the power supply room...

Jesse: " yes! This is it! The power supply room! Now, to drain sheilds off of the Sahara base! If only I knew the right coordinates to this thing! I wish the commander could have cooperated!"

HellsAngel comes into the room....

HellsAngel: " freeze!"

Jesse: " stop me!"

Jesse starts to shoot at HellsAngel... HellsAngel

runs towards him and hits him in the head....

HellsAngel: " that wasn't too hard!"

HellsAngel picks up Jesse, puts him into his ship,

then flies back to the Sahara base and puts Jesse in jail....

HellsAngel: " there! Mission complete!"

Commander: " good! Now, I have another mission for you!"

HellsAngel : " not another space mission..."

Commander: " no, this one is a different one, its not a space mission...."

HellsAngel: " good! Now, what is it?"

Commander: " you will have to ask the sarge that, but he did say to bring your brother...."

HellsAngel: " oh, ok..... ill wait here, can you tell the sarge to tell my brother to get here."

Commander: " certainly!"

The commander goes into sarges office, then the sarge

walks towards the cafeteria...... after around 1 hour,

the sarge comes back with stab.....

Stab101: " Brother!"

HellsAngel: " ........................"

Stab101: " where are we going?"

HellsAngel: "............... I don't know............"

Stab101: " hey sarge, were are we going?"

Sargent: " you both are going to waterworks! There is a base there that you can use as shelter..... your missions is to kill the elites, and guard the base until we are informed other wise....."

HellsAngel: " informed other wise of what?"

The Sargent didn't give an answer, he just left.....

HellsAngel: " hey!"

Stab101: " lets go and get them!"

HellsAngel: " ........................ya, sure......"

Stab and HellsAngel gets into the ship that was assigned

for them for their mission.... leaving earth, and heading

for halo.....

Stab101: " are we there yet?"

HellsAngel: " ........"

Stab101: " are we there yet?"

HellsAngel: " ..........."

Stab101: " .........are..."

HellsAngel: "NO!"

Stab101: " actually, I was going to ask are we loaded?"

HellsAngel: " ......................."

Stab101: " .................. are we there yet?"

HellsAngel: "_"

Stab101: " hey, we are finally here!"

They land in waterworks, stab goes outside and puts all

the supplies into the base as soon as he came out!"

Stab101: " well, that was easy!"

HellsAngel: " .............."

Stab101: " this is a great place! I can't believe that this is our new home!"

HellsAngel: "............................"

Stab101: " and look at this lake!"

Stab points to a lake full of grim and stuff in it....

Stab101: " .......... look at the lake!"

HellsAngel: " ............."

Stab101: " well, you have been so quiet! Why?"

HellsAngel: " ........ cause...."

Stab101: " cause why?"

HellsAngel: ".......... don't you get it! They tricked us! If there were elites here, they would have already stated shooting!"

Suddenly, two elites out of no where started shooting at

them, HellsAngel grabbed Stab by the shoulder and

hurled him into the base.....

Stab101: " whoa! That was fun!"

HellsAngel: " stay in there, ill keep them busy!"

HellsAngel then starts to use a combination of grenades

and the B.R., which gave the two elites no advantage at

all....

Devil: " no fair, he's using grenades!"

Kimmie: " lets run for it!"

Devil: " retreat!"

The two elites retreat into the metal tower....

HellsAngel: " that was too close, we should be ready next time...."

Stab101: " oh, ok! You were great out there!"

HellsAngel: " .......ya, but you can help too! Your not completely helpless!"

Stab101: " where is my gun?"

HellsAngel: " I take that back...... you are helpless........."

Stab101: " so, are we here until the elites are dead?"

HellsAngel: " yep....."

Stab101: " does this also mean that we can call more people to aid us if they over come us?"

HellsAngel: "........................................."

Stab101: "and......."

Hellsangel: " just go inside!"

Stab101: "oh, oky!"

And so, them two go inside, stuck on waterworks until

their mission is complete, but what they don't realize that

their mission will become a adventure of a lifetime, and

will be remembered throughout halo history........not!!!!

This is Devils and Kimmies part of the story.....

In the vast universe, there is another type of organism that

doesn't live on a planet, but a huge space station, the size of

earth itself, that has almost at least the same population

as earth, but just a tad bit smaller. This place, was called

SpaceStation9, also known as the S.S.9 , but they also

call it the Spaceniner. In the space station, there is two

very strange, very big, very british talking, very , very,

Very unintelligent aliens called Devil, and Kimmie, who

which they know little about, are about to part take on a

very wacky and weird adventure that will take them to

unimaginable places, and could end up to their deaths, too.

But they are so dumb, so unintelligent, so weird, that they

will survive their little adventure, by just being as dumb as

they are.... but maybe, MAYBE, their adventure will

make them smarter than they are now... who knows?

Devil : " who knows? I know! At least, I think I know....."

Kimmie: " you don't know anything! Who are you talking to anyway?"

Devil: " I don't know, I thought I heard a voice say 'Who Knows?'"

Kimmie: " you thought? I haven't seen you do that in a long time!"

Devil: " shut up! We should be busy fixing our ship than talking all the time!"

Kimmie: "hey, you came up with a good idea!"

Devil: "I have a good idea! Maybe if you could SHUT UP, and hand me the wench, everything would be so fine and dandy!"

Kimmie: " fine, here's your wench!"

Kimmie throws the wench at Devil.....

Devil: " ouch, that freakin hurt! Why you do that for?"

Kimmie: " that for telling me to shut up!"

Devil: " shut up!"

Kimmie: "no!"

Devil: " dang it, I said shut up!"

They go on for hours, not fixing the ship in the process....

Meanwhile, somewhere else inside the Station.....

Scarecrow1 : " where is my machine?"

Robot1.1: " don't know, sir...."

Scarecrow1: "well find it, damn it!"

Robot1.1: " yes sir......"

Scarecrow: " im looking at the map of halo, and according to it, there is a place big enough to build a base for my new A.C. garage...... I think I should have my two siblings investigate the place.... ROBOT1.2!"

Robot1.2: " yes, sir...."

Scarecrow1: "tell Devil and Kimmie to get their stuff and pack up..... they are going to waterworks!..............ROBOT1.1........where is my A.C.?"

The robot goes to Devil and Kimmies room, where,

trying to move through their junk, gives them the message....

Robot1.2: " you are both supposed to go to this landscape, and please report back when you have gotten there....."

Devil: " oky, we will"

Kimmie: " where are we going?"

Robot1.2: " to a place called Waterworks.... bye!"

The robot leaves....

Devil: "we better pack up and use another ship other than this one"

Kimme: " ya, but what ship are we going to take?"

Devil: " what about that one?"

Devil points to a ship that looks like a race car.....

Kimmie: " but, isn't that fathers?"

Devil: "he wouldn't mind!"

Kimmie: " but who is going to drive?"

Devil: " I will of coarse!"

Kimmie: " are you crazy?"

Devil: "shut up and pack your bags and get in!"

Soon, they have everything packed, and they head for

Waterworks.... as soon as they land their, though, they find

that they are not alone.....

Rulurob: " well, I guess I have company! Hello! Im from the Earth Federation! How are you two?"

Devil: " hey that base is ours! Give it to us!"

Rulurob: " sorry, I can't, this is government property! I have to protect this land!"

Kimmie: "then we will make you get off this land!"

Rulurob: " and ill have to kill you!"

Devil: " ..................."

Rulurob: "you see, it wouldn't even matter if you beat me, the federation will soon know that im dead anyway, and they will send more troops!"

Kimmie: " oh yeah?"

Rulurob: " and second, im going to be heading back anyway. They replace the guards every now and again, so im leaving, bye! Oh and don't think of taking over the base because ill tell the federation that you two are here, and you will be dead! Bye now!"

Rulurob went into his ship, then flew away.....

Kimmie: "great, now we have the base!"

Devil: " but not for long!"

Kimmie: " how is that?"

Devil: " didn't you not hear a single word that guy said?"

Kimmie: "nope"

Devil: " why do I even bother to ask that question......"

Kimmie: " why don't you bother to shut up!"

Devil: "anyway......... he said they are going to bring another guard! We just

have to take out that guard, then we have the base!"

Kimmie: "oh, oky! But how?"

Devil: " we use a sneak attack!"

Kimmie: "good idea!"

After a day of waiting, another ship came in, and two

guards came out, an alien, and a green sparten...

Devil: " there they are, get ready for a sneak attack!"

Kimme: " oky!"

They head towards the guards base, then hides behind a rock...

Devil: "oky, on the count of 3! Ready?"

Kimmie: " yep!"

Devil: " oky, 1........2...........3! go!"

Devil and Kimmie attacks the two guards.....

One of the guards throws the other into the base.....

Then shoots his gun while throwing grenades!"

Devil: "no fair, he is cheating! He is using grenades!"

Kimmie: " what should we do?"

Devil: " retreat!"

Devil and Kimmie runs towards the metal tower, and hides there....

Devil: " that didn't work out as I thought it would...."

Kimmie: " you thought? Thats the second time thats happened! Look at were we ended up!"

Devil: "you shut up!"

Kimmie: "no, you shut up!"

Devil: " no, you do!"

And so, they continue to argue until the next day.....

where they start their big adventure to try and kill

the two guards using force....and unintelligence....

Look for chapter 2 of the Missing Chapters... or read the

Stab101 Saga to see find out more.......