20 ways to annoy Emmett… Try 'em
1. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
2. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
3. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
4. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
5. Change all the music on his IPod to classical.
6. Ask him if he is on steroids.
7. Tell him Rosalie wanted Edward before him.
8. Tell him that it should be him fixing Rosalie's car not the other way around.
9. Tell him grizzlies are extinct.
10. Tell him Rosalie left him for Jacob. Get Jacob to back you up.
11. Get the rest of his family and Bella to go some place for the weekend. Don't tell Emmett where they are going. When he asks where they are tell him that they are going to Rosalie's wedding. Wonder aloud why he wasn't invited.
12. Make him star in a movie where he is a creepy rapist stalker.
13. Challenge him to an arm wrestling competition.
14. Cry every time he touches you saying he hurt you.
15. Whenever he enters a room scream, "BACK OFF EVERY ONE HE DOES'NT KNOW HIS OWN STRENGTH!!!!!!"
16. Make him wear horrible clothes and lock him in a room with Alice.
17. Invite the Volturi over some time. Pay Rosalie to flirt with Aro.
18. Set him up with Laurent.
19. Get Jessica to follow him everywhere.
20. Kidnap Rosalie, tell him Mike did it.
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