The Birds 'n The Bees
Disclaimer- I don't own Sonic, god dammit.
Clank! Clank! Clank!
The echo of the young fox's tireless work reverberated throughout the small house atop the cliffs.
"Maybe if I exploit the pulse coil's run-off, I'll generate more power power in the..."
"Oh, Sonic!" The voice of Amy tore through the air much like Eggman tore through a bag of Doritos
The sudden scream made him jolt upright, thus whacking his cranium off the hood of his plane for the third time this hour.
Immediately his hands clasped over the already forming lump on his head.
His grease covered hands.
Snarling in dismay, Tails put his wrench down and strutted over to the sink, slightly disoriented from the konk to his noggin, fauceting out some warm water he began scrubbing furiously at the black fluid in his hair, but to no avail.
"AMY!"
WHAM!
"SON OF A-!" He cried in agony as his head crashed upward into the sink cabinet.
With blood now trickling down his forehead, he cast a lethal glare at the door to Sonic's room.
Ever since Sonic had moved in the previous month, Amy was seemingly here every-damn-day now, the two would just go into Sonic's room, yell, scream and make funny noises.
Tails was getting quite sick of it, he'd have a talk with Sonic, and maybe give him a few bumps on the head...
"YES!"
WHAM!
"OH, FOR THE LOVE OF-!" The kitsune boomed, his eyes burning with an insane rage
Clenching his fists, Tails marched up to Sonic's door and rather unceremoniously kicked it right off it's hinges.
"TAILS! WAIT!"
His rage was soon forgotten as he beheld the horrors on the other side.
"HOLY F-!"
-Line break and whatnot-
All activity in Station Square ceased, traffic had come to a stop, bank-robbers and officers froze in mid action, feuding couples paused, citizens stood as statues in the streets.
All were frozen, mouths agape and eyes wide, until one man dared to ask;
"The hell was that?"