Disclaimer: I don't own Wall-E or Transformers. If I did, Ravage would have been in all of them, cuz he is AWESOME!

After reading a Wall-E Transformers crossover, I decided to try making one of my own, here's hoping you like it!


It was quiet in the hallway of the cruise liner ship Chrysthaem, the once bright lights now shattered, the service robots smashed. Yes it was quiet, deathly quiet. Suddenly the quiet was broken as the sounds of heavy footsteps clanked across the floor. A robot that dwarfed the shattered remains that littered the hall trudged along. The rooms and halls had been forcefully expanded to accommodate him and others that now walked in them. He left tracks of blood, and blood adorned the twin blades he wore on his arms

'It had been so easy' he thought, 'these humans we're in no way a match for us! Paralyzed by their laziness! It was like squashing big fat bugs' The robot had actually performed his thought process, and took sadistic pleasure from the gory results. He delighted in the feel of the up close and personal kill, rather than his brethren who mostly preferred to simply blast their victims. Only his leader and the few others that fought like he did truly had his respect.

"Wreckage!" Came a voice from down the hall, "Come! Soundwave found the captain of this scrap heap, and Megatron is interrogating him."

"Whatever Blackout…" Wreckage said with disinterest, Blackout he didn't care too much for, although he admired the little friend who usually cruised on his back. "I don't care for the Q&A part, but if I get to do the disposal…"

"Not likely…" Blackout interrupted, "The way it's shaping up, Ravage is going to be the one who does the clean up."

"Fine with me!" Wreckage said with some interest now. Aside from doing it himself, he deeply enjoyed watching Ravage work.

Megatron looked down in disgust as the bloated human frantically worked at one of the few functioning computers. Most had been destroyed when Megatron had destroyed the impertinent autopilot robot. Now the captain was desperately trying to find clues to what they wanted in order to save his life. Soundwave had left the room a short while ago, but Ravage remained. The panther-like robot never took its eyes off the captain, which unnerved the poor man greatly.

Now Megatron heard Blackout and Wreckage enter. He noticed Wreckage's smirk as he regarded the trembling man. Megatron knew of Wreckage's favorite pastimes and enjoyed indulging them. He motioned for Blackout to leave and for Wreckage to stay. Wreckage's smirk broadened into an evil grin. He knew what was coming.

The captain lit up as he found what he believed would save his life. "Records show that the object you want passed by our ship about 150 years ago. It was small so not many records remain, but it looks like its heading the way we originally came from." He showed Megatron on the screen with a nervous smile.

"Very well." Megatron stated simply.

"So I can go, right?" The captain said nervously.

"You gave me what I wanted." Said Megatron, "So in return I won't kill you."

The captain sighed in relief, but his sigh caught in his throat as Ravage began to move towards him, snarling. He saw Wreckage's grin then looked to Megatron.

"Wait a minute! You said…"

"As I said…" said Megatron, "I won't kill you."

And as he left the room, Ravage sprang forward.

Megatron boarded his ship, as the sounds of the captain's screams died away. He approached his ship's computer and ran a simulation based on the data he had gotten. The cube would continue along its path until it made contact with the third planet of the Sol solar system, a small planet known as earth. He activated his com connecting him to all his underlings and began to speak.

"I have found the trail of the All-Spark and have discovered its destination. All Decepticons! MOBILIZE!!"


Well thats my first chapter, what do you think? Grisly? As for their vehicle forms, ill give them when they actually touch down.