I was bored and watching Mythbusters on Discovery Channel and the channel's commercial came on. I liked it (especially Adam from Mythbusters setting Jamie on fire) a lot so I decided to take the song and apply the Twilight characters! Woo!
The link to the real song is on my profile and I liked to sing it as I wrote it (which really annoyed my brother).
WARNING!! OOCness AND A BREAKING DAWN SPOILER OR TWO!!
I love the Whole World
"It never gets old does it?" Edward asked as he stared at his wife and daughter as they stared across the vastness of the ocean.
"Nope." Bella and Renesmee both said, popping their lips a bit on the last syllable. Bella glanced at her husband out of the corner of her eye and smiled. Renesmee turned to see her father. "Does it ever make you feel like… singing?" she asked.
"Yup."
"I love my Jacob." Renesmee sang in her sweet voice. Edward's eye twitched.
"I love my family." Edward sang, rather pointedly. Far off in the distance, Emmett was out hunting and joined in.
"I love big grizzlies." He rumbled as he lunged at one of the ferocious bears. Back in the house, everyone heard Emmett and joined in as well.
"I love you, ducky." Jasper sang, making everyone pause and glance at him as he stroked the rubber duck. They all shrugged it off and continued.
"I love the whole world," Esme sang.
"It's such a freakish place." Carlisle added.
"Boomdeahtah boomdeatah boomdeatah BOOMDEATAH!" everyone sang, except for Emmett who screamed the last word because he was taking another lunge at a bear right then.
"I love my mirror." Rosalie sang absently.
"I love real tasty things." Jacob sang as he wolfed down a pile of cookies Esme had made for him.
"I love to go FAST!" Alice sang as she cruised the highway in her Porsche. "It's just like having wings."
"I love the whole world." Edward sang.
"And all it's craziness!" Bella laughed.
"Boomdeahtah boomdeatah boomdeatah BOOMDEATAH!" everyone sang except for Carlisle who, like Emmett screamed the last word, not because of hunting this time but because he'd tried to sit down at his desk but instead sat on a cream pie that Emmett had left as a booby trap. Jacob mourned the loss of the pie.
"I love mechanics." Rosalie sang as she moved about the garage, waxing her car, and dismantling Jacob's car so it wouldn't start.
"I love to dust and mop!" Esme sang as she cleaned the living room for the fourteenth time that day.
"I love to read all day." Jasper sang from the library, his ducky at his side.
"I love to shop and shop!" Alice sang as she reached the closest mall.
"I love the whole world." Jacob sang through a mouthful of cookies.
"It's such a brilliant place!" Carlisle sang from his study as he tried to clean the chair off.
"Boomdeahtah boomdeatah boomdeatah boomdeatah!" everyone sang one last time as they settled in after the rousing musical session.
Bella leaned into Edward's side and sighed, snuggling Renesmee closer. Edward smiled and did the same until he paused and blinked twice very quickly, suddenly realizing what had just happened.
"WHAT WAS THAT? How and why were we all singing?" he demanded. Bella clapped a hand over his mouth with out moving anything but her arm.
"Shh." She shushed. "Don't ruin the moment."
A/N- ha! That was harder than I thought it would be! Getting all the syllables and such to match was tough so I might go back and revise it at some point.
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--Cullens4everandever