20 ways to annoy Alice… Try 'em
1. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
2. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to "jump for it".
3. Make plans in your head about parties that you're not going to invite her to.
4. Crash her yellow Porsche. Blame it on Nessie.
5. Play dress up and dress her up bad. When she makes a face cry and tell her she's a mean friend.
6. Change your mind 100,000 times a day.
7. Go to her closet and "accidentally" spill stuff everywhere. Blame Emmet even though she saw you do it.
8. Dangle her favourite pair of shoes over your head when you are standing on the opposite side of the boundary line.
9. Buy her a crystal ball.
10. Trash the Cullen's outfits
11. Sign her and Edward up for a chess tournament.
12. Tell her that Edward and Bella are going to get married in Vegas.
13. Give all her clothes to charity.
14. Ask her to go shopping with you. Don't buy anything.
15. Set her up with Mike…After she gets back buy her a golden retriever. Name it Mike…Tell her that Mike bought it for her to "remember him buy".
16. Tell her Jasper ran away to elope with Tanya because he prefers blondes.
17. Remind her that she left the rest of her family at their time of need.
18. Burn all her clothes
19. Tell her that she throws crappy parties.
20. Make up your mind to kiss Jasper. Several times a day.
I found this on my comp and decided it wouldn't do any harm to post it. Ones for Edward, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett and the Cullen's generally are also up so please look at them. Please check out my real story, Trust me, I Hate You. Read and review them all!!!
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