20 ways to annoy Jasper… Try 'em

1. Talk in a really bad Texas ancient when around him.

2. Tell him he should be a therapist.

3. Sign him up to run the school's blood drive.

4. Call him the walking talking "chill pill".

5. Ask why he is always quiet and depressed. Before he can reply, ask to see his arm and exclaim, "JASPER HALE! EMOS DO NOT BITE THEMSELVES. You've got it all wrong."

6. When around him, feel extremely happy, then switch to depression, then feel angry. Repeat pattern over and over until he explodes.

7. Give yourself a paper cut in front of him and ask him to lick it clean. Video his face

8. Spell his name with two "a"'s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

9. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice's room and videotape his reaction.

10. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout "Sir, yes sir!" and salute, army style.

11. Find some shape shifters, and keep placing them in front of him until one of them imprints.

12. Hijack the O-negative storage and slowly dump them down your throat while he is watching

13. Tell him real men don't get affected by emotions.

14. Send Alice gushy love notes from Mike, and make him read them all. Pay Mike to hit on Alice while she is with Jasper.

15. Lock him in a room with a girl who is PMS and has emotional problems. Watch the fun from a safe distance.

16. Follow him around singing "Girlfriend". Get Mike and Jessica to help you.

17. Tell Alice that all of his clothes got burnt mysteriously and he now needs a new wardrobe. When she has him try on a bunch of clothes at the mall, laugh at him. Bring popcorn and soda.

18. Buy him a hideous pink sweater. Force him to wear it on a date with Alice.

19. Whenever he comes near scream and run away.

20. Tell Edward that he bit Bella. Videotape the fight.

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