So this is my first actual submission..I'll get to posting actual stuff hopefully, maybeh-- anyhow, this is about a very ironic caution.
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So a sacrifice and his fighter seem to be struggling with the task of putting new tile in one of their bathrooms (who knows which one the bathroom and house belongs to).
"Jesus Christ-- could these things be any more difficult? I mean come on, even the directions are beyond my comprehension..!" Nisei exclaimed in frustration, flinging an arm and sending tiles flying across the baron floor as they slide away from him. Seimei, who had been watching from the doorway, finally left from his hang-out at the entryway to the restroom and gone off to do something else..this left the fighter with all the work. "..Curse that Aoyagi.."
While working on the task at hand, Nisei's eyes caught something amusing..though he didn't quite know why. It came in the form of a sticker on the back of one of the tiles he was using, eyeing it a little as he read the words printed on the back. "'Careful-- Slippery When Wet'…"
That was all that needed to be said, really..in just a few precious moments, the ear-less raven was on the floor laughing-- seriously, laughing! The commotion eventually brought Seimei to the doorway once more..looking down confusedly at the other who was howling like a maniac. Shaking his head a bit, he went up to the other and picked up a foot, bringing it back down on the other's stomach. "Oi-- what is it that's so damn funny..?"
At this point, Nisei couldn't catch his breath to explain, so he just held up the tile and let it do the explaining. Seimei took the tile and blinked at it, raising an eyebrow in question and eyeing the warning-sticker..the looks causing the other to cry out again in hysterics of laughter for no apparent reason. "..So-- what about it?" The sacrifice asked, narrowing his eyes at the type and reciting it aloud. "'Careful-- Slippery When Wet'.."
Nisei finally loses it and cackles, currently pounding his fists onto the floor as he finally lets out a rather strange and awkward response to the label. "..THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!!"
….Seimei stands there, completely dumbfounded; then he throws the tile at the other's head in a horribly docile attempt to silence the imbecile.
--END!
Short-- yes.
Stupid-- yes.
Funny-- I suppose.
àInspired by a really lame and suggestive warning-labels..I guess. Shrugs.
This isn't supposed to be a serious entry..so chill teh fuck out x3!